Team Nintendo vs. Team Final Fantasy VII

Started by MadMel8 pages

then samus explodes everyone except herself into atoms with sonic boom

Originally posted by beta ray bob
sephiroth would chop mario into bite-sized pieces and feed him to jenova

Don't you know? mario is mostly resistant to sword attacks, as shown in pretty much all his games.

Mario hurls a turtle shell at the sun, making it explode and kill everone and everything.

😂 ^

Scenario 2:

Mario with his equipment from Paper Mario.

Link with his from Ocarina of time.

Samus with hers from Metroid Fusion.

Mario slows down time for team FF7 with the power of the stars, Samus shoots them to bits with her hyper beam and Link loafs around in the background. 😐

Originally posted by beta ray bob
sephiroth ( stab with really long sword)

cloud: OMNI-SLASH!

Vincent:chaos!

OMGSPLOSIONPWNZED


How would that kill them?

Mario would die unless he uses the star rod to make himself invincible, Link could just use Nayru's love to, guess what? Become invincible and Samus is..well Samus, anyone who has played Metroid can tell that won't work on her.

and that is the end ? 🙂 i mean, who would match that...

this is the dumbest thread ever becuase mario would be worthless even if he used a star he couldn't catch any of the FF7 people they are much to fast they would just wait for his start to end then kill him.

Link and cloud is an ok fight. Link can't really do much to hurt cloud, and link and a million ways to make himself unhurtable so it would be a stale make with no winner except the fact that Mario would be dead in 10 seconds and Sepiroth and Cloud would tag team link and kill him gay sex style.

Samus and vincent is an ok fight. Samus and more fire power with rockets and bombs but vincents and faster fireing. I would have to vincent becuase once samus hit him with his rocket or his fully charged wepon he would go into his monster mode and rip her in half.

ok we scrath mario and put plasma kirby in instead
WTFOMHSPLOISION 😂
anyways, we give samus hyperbeam, or better yet, her sonic boom, and then she wins

this is the dumbest thread ever becuase mario would be worthless even if he used a star he couldn't catch any of the FF7 people they are much to fast they would just wait for his start to end then kill him.

Mario can run up walls and outrun giant bullets. He is regularly shot out of a cannon (and indeed was launched all the way into space in SECONDS before via this method with no damage) as well as being able to jump from the top of a mountain to the base with no harm to his being.

He can hurl an entire castle and throw around Bowser which shows he can easily throw tons and tons of weight. If he hits Seph, Cloud or Vincent, they all die. If he has his hammers to throw at them, they all die as well. If he can hurl tons of weight with a good bit of force and ease, a hammer will be traveling far too fast for any of the FF team to dodge and their head will probably simply vaporize from the impact.

Link and cloud is an ok fight. Link can't really do much to hurt cloud, and link and a million ways to make himself unhurtable so it would be a stale make with no winner

BS. Link w/Gold Gauntlets. “Strength to move mountains.” Actually was moving huge, thick pillars around 20 tons or so. One strike from him, Cloud dies.

except the fact that Mario would be dead in 10 seconds and Sepiroth and Cloud would tag team link and kill him gay sex style.

Giant Mushroom Mario or Cape Mario or Racoon Mario kill Sephiroth in one hit. Same goes for Cloud.

Samus and vincent is an ok fight. Samus and more fire power with rockets and bombs but vincents and faster fireing. I would have to vincent becuase once samus hit him with his rocket or his fully charged wepon he would go into his monster mode and rip her in half.

He really can’t even touch her. Her shields allow her to walk through pits of lava and acid with no problem. Vincent ain’t gonna do much.

or samus could just use sonic boom and wipe them all out in one hit 😬

Sephiroth IS time -_- He doesnt die, he only gets stuck in time, hes virtually immortal, thus the reason why he isn't dead yet, Mario is a waste of time, he'd get killed ing the first five seconds of the match tripping over a turtle shell. Lol. And Samus, this is where the battle will get tough, seeing as Vincent is a vampire, he is already dead, therefore cannot be killed, not only that is extremely difficult to shoot at, chances are you're more likely to get his cloak then him, as for cloud, in a gun battle, I dunno, he dodged bullets easily in Advent children, but him and link would be interesting, chances are he'd own Link, the only way link could win is with magic, cos Cloud can dodge arrows the same wat he can dodge bullets. 😖 This is a very uneven match, you might as well up the stakes and add Pikachu and Kirby to it. Samus is a great competitor, but on her own she can't defeat three vitually unstoppable, fast, untouchable forces, next to impossible. 🙁

I'm sorry, but Mario just makes me laugh, hes utterly useless in this matchup, lol.

youve ingored everything we've said 😠
samus's sonic boom moves faster than what even chaos is capable of, and turns any enemy it touches into atoms, effectively destroying it..

or seph,cloud, or vincent would push her in to a wall and then all her equipment would malfunction

I'm gonna have to ask everyone who keeps saying Mario is nothing to either read my posts or leave. It's piss-poor debating skill to totally ignore facts after facts to show how Mario is better and stronger than anyone on FFVII's team. Same goes for Link. Cloud can not pwn Mario or Link. Sephiroth can not pwn Mario or Link.

If you want me to get into the specifics of Composite Mario and Link, either of which could solo the FFVII world, I will.

mario has only won his significant battles by sheer luck, samus takes a while to regain her stuff after it all malfunctions( which can happen by her getting knocked in to a wall{you'd think she would be more durable}) , and link vs cloud? cloud would win with not to much trouble

Originally posted by dirkdirden
this is the dumbest thread ever becuase mario would be worthless even if he used a star he couldn't catch any of the FF7 people they are much to fast they would just wait for his start to end then kill him.

Link and cloud is an ok fight. Link can't really do much to hurt cloud, and link and a million ways to make himself unhurtable so it would be a stale make with no winner except the fact that Mario would be dead in 10 seconds and Sepiroth and Cloud would tag team link and kill him gay sex style.

Samus and vincent is an ok fight. Samus and more fire power with rockets and bombs but vincents and faster fireing. I would have to vincent becuase once samus hit him with his rocket or his fully charged wepon he would go into his monster mode and rip her in half.

Dude you are so gay, You base your skill of the cooler looking character and weapons.

Originally posted by beta ray bob
mario has only won his significant battles by sheer luck, samus takes a while to regain her stuff after it all malfunctions( which can happen by her getting knocked in to a wall{you'd think she would be more durable}) , and link vs cloud? cloud would win with not to much trouble

Proof for Link Losing?
Proof that mario wins by sheer luck?

Link has items to make himself invincible, make himself a demi-god and items to give him at least strength enough to move around 20 tons. He kills Cloud no problem.

Mario at baseline can run up walls and outrun bullets. His strength is enough to toss castles and Bowser. He can be shot out of a cannon and into space and jump off mountains with no damage.

Honestly...get over your stupid bias, people.

vincent can lif the ground up from underneath link and become chaos( a more satanic demi god)

then samus sonic booms everyone..
BTW where did you get that bullcrap about her equipment malfunctioning??

All the people who say Team Nintendo would win should see this: http://www.squarenation.com/ffvii/info/materia_list.php

I'm not saying Team Nintendo can't win I'm just siding with Team Final Fantasy VII on this one.

Mario with all his powerups:
* Giant (Super Mushroom)
* Fireball-throwing (Fire Flower)
* Invincible (Super Star)
* Throw bouncing balls (Power Flower)
* Flight with racoon tail, tail attack (Super Leaf)
* Tanuki Suit (Transformation into invincible statue)
* Infinite Hammers (Hammer Bros Suit)
* Underwater breathing and high jump (Frog Suit)
* Invincibility to spikes (Kuribo's Shoe)
* Superjumping and gliding with bunny ears (Power Carrot)
* Phase through matter (Vanish Cap)
* Metal Body (Metal Cap)
* Improved Flight (Wing Cap)
* Inifnite Flight (P Wing)
* Fatness (P Balloon)
* A cape that deflects attacks (Super Feather)
* Yoshi
* Water Cannon (FLUUD)
* Ability to fling self around invincibly (Noko Noko Shell)
* Super-duper power hammer (Donkey Kong)

So what we have is a gigantic, glowing, fire-breathing, invincible, ball-shooting, hammer-chucking, flying, swimming, metallic, partially invincible, swollen, racoon/turtle/bunny/frog super strong man wearing a cape, with a water gun attatched to his back, riding on a dinosaur in a giant shoe and wildly swinging a super-powerful hammer.
So, we take away the star. We still got the rest. Mario at baseline could chuck a castle into the distance. Throwing a hammer will be even easier and more powerful. MM won't have a head left.
And that's only from the platformers. We give him items from his RPGs...like the Star Rod...goodbye.

And Link?

If Link has access to all of his abilities, he can use the Chateu Romani, a special type of milk that gives him infinite magic power for three days straight. Taking abilities from Majora's Mask, he has six bottles with which to carry said milk. That means, at maximum, he has just under three weeks worth of infinite magic.

Then you have his Magic Armor from Wind Waker. It's an item that surrounds Link with a shield of pure energy for as long as he has magic. While the Armor is active, he is invincible.

Those two factors combined make Link unkillable for nearly three weeks straight. Dante would be dead long before that.
Plus the Gold Gauntlets gave Link "teh strength to move mountains."

Fierce Deity Mask gives him the power of a god.

Silver Arrows penetrate magical defenses.

Complete Triforce + Invincible/infinite magic for nearly 3 weeks + high strength class + demi-god powers + penetrates magical barriers.