Iron Man versus Our World's Military

Started by inamilist6 pages

Originally posted by masterbruce
The only idea I have of fighting Iron Man would be:

Fly hundreds or thousands of planes with nukes onboard in kamikaze mission directly into Iron Man. He can't escape all of them if they coordinate their attack, and his armor won't be able to absorb the damage, even indirect, or thousands of nukes.

Humanity shall triumph!

wouldn't he be able to crash them into the ground before they even got near to him?

Originally posted by grey fox
We win.

Heres how.

All we need is a boat , 21 men and 3 non remote controlled nukes (IE : Hand operated)

We utilise the boat to meet IM at a designated 'parley' spot (or his palace , because every dictator has a palace)

1 of the twenty men is the designated suicide bomber, I like to call him Subterfuge (Code-names are awesome ! ) . He takes a reasonably old hummer (Old enough that it has no satellite or remote controlled tech) and drives clean at IM.

Just as he get's close enough Agent Subterfuge blows his payload.

Now some may say that this is a useless tactic simply because IM can blow the Hummer up with his repulsor/uni beam. Thus rendering the Nukes useless.

I for one don't think he will. If he [b]somehow knows that the bombs are their he'll try to take out the car and/or weapons first (I doubt he'll want to try and take a nuclear blast head on)

Nonetheless , I'm not interested in the actual blast. For all we know IM may actually be able to take the Nuke and stay standing.

It's the after affects I'm looking for. Namely the Electro magnetic Pulse.

Tony is now screwed , those twenty remaining men come in (with their radiation suits) and they beat that son of a b*tch to death. [/B]

he would see the truck way befor it got to him and he would fly off at mach3. i dont think we have a hummer that goes mach 3 do we?

Originally posted by inamilist
wouldn't he be able to crash them into the ground before they even got near to him?

the second he blows them up, their nuke is triggered, so he'd suffer damage. And there are going to be thousands of warplanes from all nations across the world coming at him all at once, he ain't shooting them all down.

It's going to be thousands of nuclear explosions in the air, creating a temporary nuclear Sun that would prob wipe away a huge portion of earth's populace, but i think Iron Man would be killed as well, and it may be a price worth paying.

Originally posted by masterbruce
the second he blows them up, their nuke is triggered, so he'd suffer damage. And there are going to be thousands of warplanes from all nations across the world coming at him all at once, he ain't shooting them all down.

It's going to be thousands of nuclear explosions in the air, creating a temporary nuclear Sun that would prob wipe away a huge portion of earth's populace, but i think Iron Man would be killed as well, and it may be a price worth paying.

Or he could just say shut off their ability to fire the nukes and then fly away without having to bother with them and detonate them when he is safely away.

Originally posted by inamilist
wouldn't he be able to crash them into the ground before they even got near to him?
how old are these plains? if there old enough for tony not to be able to controle them then they wont be fast enough to catch him.

Originally posted by grey fox
Thanks 👆
No problem and by the way Tony wouldn't be stupid enough to do that

Next if the Nuke was enough to hurt Tony it would have killed the other twenty men as well.

Plus I think Tony may have some EMP shielding 😛

Originally posted by TheEvilHex
he would see the truck way befor it got to him and he would fly off at mach3. i dont think we have a hummer that goes mach 3 do we?

That's why theirs a parley , or to be more exact how would he see them if their covered in a tarp of some kind . Tech has it's limits , they could easily cover their nukes in something which disrupts/masks energy.

Originally posted by TheEvilHex
how old are these plains? if there old enough for tony not to be able to controle them then they wont be fast enough to catch him.

good point! in the end, we may have to resort to the technology and weapons of Yesterday to defeat the technogod of Tomorrow...

Originally posted by Newjak
Or he could just say shut off their ability to fire the nukes and then fly away without having to bother with them and detonate them when he is safely away.

you're assuming all nukes could just be 'shut off'. a lot of older nukes we have in our stockpiles don't have these safeguards and will explode if combusted.

Originally posted by grey fox
We win.

Heres how.

All we need is a boat , 21 men and 3 non remote controlled nukes (IE : Hand operated)

We utilise the boat to meet IM at a designated 'parley' spot (or his palace , because every dictator has a palace)

1 of the twenty men is the designated suicide bomber, I like to call him Subterfuge (Code-names are awesome ! ) . He takes a reasonably old hummer (Old enough that it has no satellite or remote controlled tech) and drives clean at IM.

Just as he get's close enough Agent Subterfuge blows his payload.

Now some may say that this is a useless tactic simply because IM can blow the Hummer up with his repulsor/uni beam. Thus rendering the Nukes useless.

I for one don't think he will. If he [b]somehow knows that the bombs are their he'll try to take out the car and/or weapons first (I doubt he'll want to try and take a nuclear blast head on)

Nonetheless , I'm not interested in the actual blast. For all we know IM may actually be able to take the Nuke and stay standing.

It's the after affects I'm looking for. Namely the Electro magnetic Pulse.

Tony is now screwed , those twenty remaining men come in (with their radiation suits) and they beat that son of a b*tch to death. [/B]

he has fast reaction time

Or we could try to appease Iron Man by sending him naked girls and booze and hope he becomes a benevolent dictator.

it's better to live under the iron grip of a technogenius alcoholic than to live in a permanent nuclear winter!

Originally posted by grey fox
That's why theirs a parley , or to be more exact how would he see them if their covered in a tarp of some kind . Tech has it's limits , they could easily cover their nukes in something which disrupts/masks energy.
no way he would at least see the plains he can directly see from satellites he would see the freaking plains the fly at Mach 3 into outer space.

Originally posted by Newjak
No problem and by the way Tony wouldn't be stupid enough to do that

Next if the Nuke was enough to hurt Tony it would have killed the other twenty men as well.

Plus I think Tony may have some EMP shielding 😛

Oh really?

one way to make tony take off his suit is too find someone to have sex with him, then the army will hit him hard when he is off guard.

Originally posted by TheEvilHex
no way he would at least see the plains he can directly see from satellites he would see the freaking plains the fly at Mach 3 into outer space.
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Originally posted by qqqqqqq
one way to make tony take off his suit is too find someone to have sex with him, then the army will hit him hard when he is off guard.

or the girl having sex with him has a bomb implanted in her. but Iron Man would prob do a body scan so that prob wouldnt work.

Originally posted by batdude123
Oh really?
http://www.soulmateproductions.com/Pages/folio/ironman14-15.html

IronMan can destroy everything in his vicinity

I find the choice of Iron Man interesting because I have a character I've been writing short stories about, and I would describe her power as around Iron Man level: enough to be impressive, but not so much that there's no challenge for her. Still, I had to give her a major Achilles heel to level the playing field more.

Basically, once you concentrate a lot of firepower into a small, fast, alert opponent, the military is gonna have a very hard time delivering a deathblow.

Originally posted by masterbruce
or the girl having sex with him has a bomb implanted in her. but Iron Man would prob do a body scan so that prob wouldnt work.
the bomb can be hidden in her boobs 🤣