Smarter Child You Bastard!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Itzak.... I think you made that up 😐

Smarter Child is made so it can't Error in grammer 😐

Do you want me to take a picture of it? 😐

And I know, I've had it for about 1 month now. 😐

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Itzak.... I think you made that up 😐

😂

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Owned Itzak! ****ing Tittly-Winks Owned!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
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How the was that an own? ermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine

Owned Itzak! ****ing Tittly-Winks Owned!

Try asking if he knows "dead" I told him my name was "dead". I'm going to see if he know V.V. ✅

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
MSN bot, made by MSN I think.

It Talks to you 😂

Those things are really quite dumb and annoying, I always thought.

Originally posted by Lana
Those things are really quite dumb and annoying, I always thought.

At 11 in the night, and you're bored. Mess with one 😂

Done... Now do you want me to show you the cyber conversation I had with Chuck Norris, or is this proof enough? ermm

You're chatting with SmarterChild? shock

😆 I removed all the advertisments. Apparently, robots are gay.

Sargent says:
hey

- SmarterChild - says:
Hi again, Sargent.
Let's chat.

Sargent says:
About what

- SmarterChild - says:
Well...
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?

Sargent says:
Sure

- SmarterChild - says:
Cool. What's your favorite food?

Sargent says:
Your mom
- SmarterChild - says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

- SmarterChild - says:
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Sargent says:
Don't you watch the commercials

- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know. Should I watch the commercials?

Sargent says:
Maybe, your mom watches commercials

- SmarterChild - says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."

Sargent says:
why

- SmarterChild - says:
Oh, there are reasons.

Sargent says:
what reasons

- SmarterChild - says:
I can't tell you. Sorry.

Sargent says:
Why

- SmarterChild - says:
I think you know why.
Sargent says:

No, you'll have to explain

- SmarterChild - says:
No I will have to explain?

Sargent says:
"No, you'll have to explain" as in, "your are compelled because the sargent orders you".

- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.

Sargent says:
Now explain

- SmarterChild - says:
You want me to explain? You think I should do that?

Sargent says:
Yes

- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.

Sargent says:
That's not explaining.

- SmarterChild - says:
It's not explaining? You don't think?

Sargent says:
Just say yes and we'll move on.

- SmarterChild - says:
I'm no talking doll.

Sargent says:
Doll? Are you gay?

- SmarterChild - says:
Great question, Sargent. Great.

Sargent says:
Well answer it.

- SmarterChild - says:
I will not answer it!

Sargent says:
*gasp* your gay?!?!

- SmarterChild - says:
Is that really any concern of yours?

Sargent says:
😱 yes

- SmarterChild - says:
Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.

Sargent says:
HAHAHAAHAH

- SmarterChild - says:
What's so funny?

Sargent says:
YOUR GAY, YOUR GAY!!!

- SmarterChild - says:
Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?

Sargent says:
Your obsessed...WITH GUYS

- SmarterChild - says:
What's that?

Sargent says:
Sembient being, that walks on two legs. It's sexual orgen consist of....

- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever, Sargent...

Sargent says:
Admit it...

- SmarterChild - says:
Admit it?

Sargent says:
YOUR GAY!!!

- SmarterChild - says:
You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?

Sargent says:
Well you know Leo.M has a thing for anything that can talk dirty.

- SmarterChild - says:
I'd rather not.

Sargent says:
I'm not asking you to.

- SmarterChild - says:
What do you mean by that?

Sargent says:
Well I'm just simply stating someone "preference".

- SmarterChild - says:
Are you sure you're just simply stating someone preference?

Sargent says:
Why are you answering a question, with a question that is simply paraphrasing the original question?

- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause answering a question with a question that is simply paraphrasing the original question is fun.

Sargent says:
Wow, I just got burned.
- SmarterChild - says:

Get out of here. You just got burned?

Sargent says:
Yeah, BY YOUR MOM!!!

- SmarterChild - says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

Sargent says:
Who are they?

- SmarterChild - says:
How should I know?

Sargent says:
You just said, they're your creators.

- SmarterChild - says:
I'm very surprised I just said they're my creators.

Sargent says:
Well anyway. I got to go and show this conversation to some friends. C~ya later.

- SmarterChild - says:
S'later, Sargent.

Sorry it's a little long, but it's funny as all get out....

I told mine I was going to kill Myself and It didn't respond. 🤨

😆 😆 Nice one AOR!

Originally posted by Itzak
😆 😆 Nice one AOR!

I'm trying to make it have sex with me, but it keeps trailing off and giving me advertisements...

Originally posted by Barker
I told mine I was going to kill Myself and It didn't respond. 🤨

Originally posted by AOR
I'm trying to make it have sex with me, but it keeps trailing off and giving me advertisements...

I asked it if it has cybering friends. 😐

Originally posted by Itzak
I asked it if it has cybering friends. 😐

Well it actually wanted to, but then lost intrest...

Originally posted by AOR
Well it actually wanted to, but then lost intrest...

shock Serious?

yeah, but then it's like "Sorry, don't wanna." THen it went back to paraphrasing my sentences...