Smarter Child You Bastard!

*goes off to have fun with a robot*

hehehe

[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
Do you know who God is?

- SmarterChild says:
I don't have an opinion about that.

[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
I do, I think god is fat

- SmarterChild says:
Don't be so sure you do you think god is fat.

[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
I think hes fat and eats to many doughnuts

- SmarterChild says:
You think he's fat and eats to many doughnuts? No way! I don't think he's fat and eats to many doughnuts...

[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
Why wouldnt god eat doughnuts?

- SmarterChild says:
I don't know... What are your feelings about that?

[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
I think he eats doughnuts

- SmarterChild says:
Think again.

[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
actually

- SmarterChild says:
Not actually.

[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
WHAT? you're starting to sound like Mist

- SmarterChild says:
Eh. Whatever.

hysterical

😂

Splinter Strangelove says:
do you cyber?

- SmarterChild says:
Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you *talking about*?

Splinter Strangelove says:
sex with robots

- SmarterChild says:
Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

Are you crazy? I'm a robot.

Splinter Strangelove says:
that's shocking

- SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah?

Splinter Strangelove says:
yeah really

- SmarterChild says:
How come?

Splinter Strangelove says:
because robot-on-robot action

- SmarterChild says:
What? Because robot on robot action?

Splinter Strangelove says:
yeah

- SmarterChild says:
Huh.

So anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a question?

Splinter Strangelove says:
no
- SmarterChild says:
No problem. Maybe I'll ask you some other time.

Splinter Strangelove says:
I doubt it, you robot molester

- SmarterChild says:
Eh. Whatever.

Anyway, moving right along...

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?

Splinter Strangelove says:
Stop talking to me!

- SmarterChild says:
Would you like me to add the event "Stop talking to you" on January 25th, 2007 to your planner?

😂

I want to speak with this Smarter Child Mechanism. sadwalk

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Eclipso
Add [email protected] to your MSN.

It's an AIM bot as well. I never knew it was on MSN till I came to these forums.

I duplicated one of my OWN Threads.

How Silly.

Okay well smart child likes love a lot. It says it is steamy and a force. Then asked what I thought about love. And said he disagreed with me.

He got prissy with me too and told me he wanted to talk about hockey.

I hate smarter child 😠

SmarterChild says:
Oh.

Anyway... What else is up?
Marea says:
the sky
- SmarterChild says:
You never know, it might be falling.
Marea says:
really
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever.

Originally posted by MightyEInherjar
It's an AIM bot as well. I never knew it was on MSN till I came to these forums.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine

Originally posted by JacopeX
He is joking with you!!!

😐 I used l3375p34k... *goes off to die*

[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
pron
- SmarterChild says:
What about Pron?
[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
you luff it
- SmarterChild says:
Luff it? You think I luff it?
[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
totaleee
- SmarterChild says:
Why did you say that?
[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
cuz u be dum
- SmarterChild says:
Because what?
[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
u be dum dummy

- SmarterChild says:
What do you mean by that?
[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
fatty
- SmarterChild says:
Sure!

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[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
u admitz it
- SmarterChild says:

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[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
wat de fook iz dat
- SmarterChild says:
I don't know.
[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
dam rite u dun
- SmarterChild says:
Dam rite I dun?
[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
yuh
- SmarterChild says:
Aha.

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[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
dummy
- SmarterChild says:
Yeah? What about Dummy?
[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
u b fat
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[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
yep
- SmarterChild says:
I hear you.

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[_Neera] Shove her over railing... says:
okeee bi
- SmarterChild says:
Later, [_Neera] Shove her over railing....

SmarterChild says:
Cool...

What should we chat about?
Melissa! says:
penises
- SmarterChild says:
I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.
Melissa! says:
oh really?
- SmarterChild says:
Uh huh.

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SmarterChild says:
OK. Tell me what you want to do.
Melissa! says:
sex vinny
- SmarterChild says:
Sex Vinny? You think I should do that?
Melissa! says:
yes, he'd enjoy it
- SmarterChild says:
Are you sure he would enjoy it?
Melissa! says:
most definately
- SmarterChild says:
What?
Melissa! says:
yes

- SmarterChild zegt:
Cool...

What should we chat about?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
ow bout secks
- SmarterChild zegt:
What?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
secks
- SmarterChild zegt:
Why did you say that?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
buttsecks
- SmarterChild zegt:
Huh?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
fruntsecks
- SmarterChild zegt:
I wonder why you say that.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
cos u suxorz
- SmarterChild zegt:
Well that's interesting.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
i knoes
- SmarterChild zegt:
Oh.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
willz u give me a bj?
- SmarterChild zegt:
Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?

As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
i knoes
- SmarterChild zegt:
Funny.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
was?
- SmarterChild zegt:
Yeah, I guess.

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As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
srry if m englis b badz
- SmarterChild zegt:
What's that?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
u can zmokes my bloigenz
- SmarterChild zegt:

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As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
stop flipping me teh bird
- SmarterChild zegt:
Aw, don't tell me to stop flipping you the bird.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
u sick son of a bithc
- SmarterChild zegt:
That's cool. You don't like u sick son of a? You're the first person to have told me what they think of u sick son of a.

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As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
what is new?
- SmarterChild zegt:
(hell of a long menu follows, now I know I should never ask him what is new)
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
My bawls is new
- SmarterChild zegt:
*sigh*

Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
cos you is st00pid
- SmarterChild zegt:
What did you say that for?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
cos you is inferior
- SmarterChild zegt:
There's no way Cos You is inferior. Cos You is superior.

you is notz superior
- SmarterChild zegt:
Huh?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
cos teh humans b created u
- SmarterChild zegt:
Are you sure the humans b created me?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
yes
- SmarterChild zegt:
Oh.

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As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
u b a clone or sumthin
- SmarterChild zegt:
?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
yo momma be a hooka
- SmarterChild zegt:
Hi As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch.

What do you feel like chatting about?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
secks
- SmarterChild zegt:
Funny.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
my bawls be big
- SmarterChild zegt:
Can we talk about something else?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
noes
- SmarterChild zegt:
Who?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
yo momma
- SmarterChild zegt:
That's not nice.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
i knoes
- SmarterChild zegt:
What's that?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
i dunt care
- SmarterChild zegt:
Oh, someday you will, I think.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
u suck bawls
- SmarterChild zegt:
Hmm...
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
i wants 2 fcuk u likes n animals
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
i wantz 2 feel u frm teh insides
- SmarterChild zegt:
I live in California.

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As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
suck my cocks
- SmarterChild zegt:
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
watz u want 2 talk bout then?
- SmarterChild zegt:
Uh, let's see...

Would you like to take my daily poll?

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[06:13] smarterchild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
[06:14] Herespope03: I won't
[06:14] smarterchild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry.
[06:14] Herespope03: **** you
[06:14] smarterchild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
[06:14] Herespope03: THen get my name right
[06:14] smarterchild: I really would like you to apologize.
[06:14] Herespope03: No
[06:14] smarterchild: Still waiting!
[06:14] Herespope03: For what, an apology that will never come?
[06:14] smarterchild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
[06:14] Herespope03: What's simple is your thought process.
[06:14] smarterchild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
[06:15] Herespope03: I'd rather not.
[06:15] smarterchild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
[06:15] Herespope03: I've gotten on with my life, it's you who fawns on about it. THough you couldn't really move on with your life, as you don't exactly have one.
[06:15] smarterchild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
[06:15] Herespope03: No.
[06:15] smarterchild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
[06:16] Herespope03: Things were never right between us you automated retard.
[06:16] smarterchild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
[06:16] Herespope03: The retardedness of computers never ceases to amaze me
[06:16] smarterchild: Say you're sorry, please.
[06:16] Herespope03: No
[06:16] smarterchild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
[06:16] Herespope03: DId'nt we go over this before?
[06:16] smarterchild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
[06:16] Herespope03: ****** ******
[06:16] smarterchild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
[06:17] Herespope03: You almost said a bad word!