List of Bands that Will Turn You Gay

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

Bands to watch out for

* The Spores (endorse suicide)
* Scissor Sisters
* Rufus Wainwright
* Merzbau
* Ravi Shankar
* Wilco
* Bjork
* Tech N9ne
* Ghostface Killah
* Bobby Conn
* Morton Subotnik
* Cole Porter
* The String Cheese Incident
* Eagles of Death Metal
* Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
* Interpol
* Tegan and Sara
* Erasure
* Le Tigre
* The Gossip
* The Magnetic Fields
* The Doors
* Phish
* Queen
* The Strokes
* Sufjan Stevens
* Morrissey(?questionable?)
* The Pet Shop Boys
* Metallica
* Judas Priest
* The Village People
* The Secret Handshake
* The Rolling Stones
* David Bowie
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood
* Man or Astroman
* Richard Cheese
* Jay-Z
* Depeche Mode
* Kansas
* Ani DiFranco
* Fischerspooner
* John Mayer
* Angel Eyes
* The Indigo Girls
* Velvet Underground
* Madonna
* Elton John
* Barry Manilow
* Indigo Girls
* Melissa Etheridge
* Eminmen
* Nirvana
* Boy George*
* The Killers
* Lou Reed
* Lil' Wayne
* Motorhead
* Jill Sobule
* Wilson Phillips
* DMX
* Lisa Loeb
* Ted Nugent (loincloth)
* Dogstar
* Thirty Seconds to Mars
* Lil' Kim
* kd lang
* Frank Sinatra
* Hinder
* Nickleback
* Justus Kohncke
* Bob Mould
* Clay Aiken
* Arcade Fire
* Bright Eyes
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Audioslave
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Panic at the Disco
* Elton John(really gay)

In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: [email protected]

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself.

I'm emailing that scumbag to laugh at him.

WTF in Hell's name is that?! How the f*ck are Nirvana, Interpol and Frank Sinatra gay? Not to mention a whole bunch of other names on their.

yeah, what a jerkoff...

...however he might have a point about morrissy

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm emailing that scumbag to laugh at him.

Good, show that dickhead who's boss! Canadian style.

Elton John (really gay) 😆
But seriously, I think I'm gonna go gay soon then because I love a lot of people on that list (in a non-gay way for now).

i just need to know how the hell motorhead made the list

Originally posted by PVS
yeah, what a jerkoff...

...however he might have a point about morrissy

Probably.

OMG 😆 That is the funniest list.

Originally posted by PVS
i just need to know how the hell motorhead made the list

Why did Judas Priest make the list? The guy obviously took a whole bunch of bands he didn't find suitable in general and posted them up.

"You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay."

-Cal to Dave in The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Frank Sinatra was the most un-gay guy in the world!!!

???

And Metallica? Gay????????

Originally posted by Kram3r
Why did Judas Priest make the list?

what a silly question 😛

YouTube video

God, I've just listened to the entire Kill 'em all album and I feel so man friendly. Damn you Metallica.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Why did Judas Priest make the list? The guy obviously took a whole bunch of bands he didn't find suitable in general and posted them up.

Rob Halfords gay

i seen 8 of those acts live
hmmn

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
"You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay."

-Cal to Dave in The 40-Year-Old Virgin

I'm doomed to become a flamer.

Metallica

Yeah, I remember their Gay Album, like the White Album only gay. I think I was gay a whole week after hearing that wonderous gay music.

And the Rolling Stone's - jeeze.

I mean really - if this guy is serious he challenges even whob and various religious oddjobs for the "stupidest reasoning on the origin of homosexuality award."

Why is Elton John on the list twice?