List of Bands that Will Turn You Gay

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Lana mordrem
Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm just relieved that the White Stripes won't turn me gay

However, apparently Audioslave and Red Hot Chili Peppers would 🙄

Kram3r Senior Member

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I see.

I though they were just famous for singing it not writing it.

They are but it's not as if the musicians behind The Village People are instantly recognisable. I assume by them putting The Village People on the list they meant all contributors to the musical act.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Lana
However, apparently Audioslave and Red Hot Chili Peppers would 🙄
I'm doomed then shock

PVS Restricted

its difficult to tell whether or not its satire

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by PVS
its difficult to tell whether or not its satire
I'm pretty sure it's not, sadly enough

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

By the way, here is the list of "Safe Bands" 😂

We know that it can be difficult to differentiate what is good or bad for your child. With that in mind Love God's Way has created this powerful tool to let you see some bands and entertainment that is safe for your children.

Safe Music:

* The Right Brothers (a roaring lamb!)
* Dresden Dolls
* UnderOath
* Cyndi Lauper
* Falling Up
* Flyleaf
* THE TURNING
* Disciple
* P.O.D
* Evanescence
* By The Tree
* Scott Reed
* Michael W. Smith
* Jars of Clay
* DC Talk
* Danielson

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

So what about the music that isn't mentioned? Does God just not know it exists?

PVS Restricted

...and he left out marilyn manson

it is the apocalypse fear

Nellinator Crazy Canuck

I like some of the safe bands...
Marilyn Manson should've been on the gay list. Any man with implants automatically makes you gay.

Marxman Resident Communist

Originally posted by PVS
i just need to know how the hell motorhead made the list
Or Lil' Kim 🤨 😂

Lana mordrem
Originally posted by Strangelove
By the way, here is the list of "Safe Bands" 😂

As silly as this whole thing is, I think Dresden Dolls being on the 'safe' list makes me laugh the most...apparently whoever decided that has never really listened to them 😂

Naz Super Senior Member

* Morrissey

I think dear Bardocky's going to have a heartattack when he reads this.

PVS Restricted
Originally posted by Nellinator
I like some of the safe bands...
Marilyn Manson should've been on the gay list. Any man with implants automatically makes you gay.

the guy used to wear a giant black strapon dildo on stage and whack it off

Marxman Resident Communist

Originally posted by Lana
As silly as this whole thing is, I think Dresden Dolls being on the 'safe' list makes me laugh the most...apparently whoever decided that has never really listened to them 😂
What about Cyndi Lauper? Didn't she have some song about masturbating? And Evanescence. I haven't even heard a song by them that's not about cutting or the sweet release of death.

Quiero Mota Member Señor
Originally posted by PVS
the guy used to wear a giant black strapon dildo on stage and whack it off

🤨 Some people......

Rogue Jedi Restricted

different strokes, ese.

Quiero Mota Member Señor
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
strokes

Quite literally in Manson's case.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

simone.

Quiero Mota Member Señor
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
simone.

simón* 😎

PVS Restricted
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
🤨 Some people......

despite that awkwardness his shows from back in the day were awesome