Sage vs Captain America

Originally posted by Soljer
Don't worry, spunk.

I'll take it real slow and easy with you.

I'll be real gentle boy.....and, say....

You sure got a reaaal purty mouth there, son.

You can't see my mouth.

You must be looking at Wario.

He's a real babe. ermm

Originally posted by Soljer
Don't worry, spunk.

I'll take it real slow and easy with you.

I'll be real gentle boy.....and, say....

You sure got a reaaal purty mouth there, son.

😘

why are you hitting on Mario/SpunkySmurph?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
😘

why are you hitting on Mario/SpunkySmurph?

Because, you can't take care of all my needs.

We discussed this, Chaos! I have a sex drive, I can't just ignore it. I'm sorry if I'm making you jealous, I'm not trying to...I just...I need more than what you've given me!

I know we had something special - HAVE something special, but unless you can start fulfilling my needs, I don't think it'll be quite enough.

I'm sorry. That's the only conclusion I think we can reach.

Originally posted by Soljer
Because, you can't take care of all my needs.

We discussed this, Chaos! I have a sex drive, I can't just ignore it. I'm sorry if I'm making you jealous, I'm not trying to...I just...I need more than what you've given me!

I know we had something special - HAVE something special, but unless you can start fulfilling my needs, I don't think it'll be quite enough.

I'm sorry. That's the only conclusion I think we can reach.

*flees from room in tears*

*sighs*

Well, spunk. I guess it's just you and me now.

....

Bend over.

Xmarks is going to blow a cork when he sees we've filled his thread with Soljer's romantic confessions. ermm

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Xmarks is going to blow a cork when he sees we've filled his thread with Soljer's romantic confessions. ermm

*peaks in carefully*

I wonder what Digi is gonna do.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Xmarks is going to blow a cork when he sees we've filled his thread with Soljer's romantic confessions. ermm

I don't think that's all he's gonna blow.....

😖hifty:

Originally posted by Soljer
*sighs*

Well, spunk. I guess it's just you and me now.

....

Bend over.

'Spunk' is not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep and he will try to get back to you as soon as possible.

...

...

*BEEP*

ermm

Spunk!! I know you're there. Pick up. Stop screening my calls, I just wanna talk to you, baby.

Come on, let's go somewhere, I'll take you out for a nice bite to eat, and then we can grab some wine over at my place, how's that sound, sweetie?

Don't listen to him Spunk guys like him never change. He'll just use you like before.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*peaks in carefully*

I wonder what Digi is gonna do.

hopefully Probably ban you and Soljer.

ermm

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
hopefully Probably ban you and Soljer.

ermm

Wait, and who is the one that wanted to help derail the thread? I'm taking you down with me, *****!

Originally posted by Soljer
Spunk!! I know you're there. Pick up. Stop screening my calls, I just wanna talk to you, baby.

Come on, let's go somewhere, I'll take you out for a nice bite to eat, and then we can grab some wine over at my place, how's that sound, sweetie?

Get a signature and maybe I'll consider it.

Stalker.

ermm

Originally posted by Soljer
I don't think that's all he's gonna blow.....

😖hifty:

Maybe... But I thought Chaos left?

ermm

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Get a signature and maybe I'll consider it.

Stalker.

ermm

Where is quickshot or Howard Jones when you need them?

Originally posted by Soljer
Wait, and who is the one that wanted to help derail the thread? I'm taking you down with me, *****!

Digi, I was forced to help.

He held a gun to my head.

*refuses to post the smilie*

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph

*refuses to post the smilie*

About time you got over your addiction.

Digi; this entire thing was just a ruse to help get Smurph back on the wagon.

He was WAY over using that emoticon. Something had to be done. This was the ONLY logical course of action.

Originally posted by Soljer
About time you got over your addiction.

Digi; this entire thing was just a ruse to help get Smurph back on the wagon.

He was WAY over using that emoticon. Something had to be done. This was the ONLY logical course of action.

shrug

I had to use it until I hated it.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
shrug1

I had to use it until I hated it.

Oh christ, not another one now....

This will take the derailing of another thread to fix.....

Hmmm...where are all those Hulk fanboys congregating these days?

EDIT: Damnit. You HAD another emoticon. Cheater.