Ickle Harry Potter's Gonna Bare It All On Stage!

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Ickle Harry Potter's Gonna Bare It All On Stage!

Oh my goodness gracious!

Daniel Radcliffe is no longer a little boy anymore. He is going to star in play called Equus where he will be completely naked and he will stimulate an orgasm on a white horse:

Harry Potter got a little buff....

Apparently this causing alot of controversy because some parents don't want their children to see Harry Potter in the nude and having an orgasm on a horse....

(Here's a tip to these so-called parents...don't make your kids see the f**king play...

umm...huh?

Why doesn't he just boink Hermionie?

Ghey. But not in the Mist sort of whey. 131

I read about this, looks pretty gay to be honest. Not something I'd set out to watch.

Re: Ickle Harry Potter's Gonna Bare It All On Stage!

Originally posted by Draco69
Oh my goodness gracious!

Daniel Radcliffe is no longer a little boy anymore. He is going to star in play called Equus where he will be completely naked and he will stimulate an orgasm on a white horse:

Harry Potter got a little buff....

Apparently this causing alot of controversy because some parents don't want their children to see Harry Potter in the nude and having an orgasm on a horse....

(Here's a tip to these so-called parents...don't make your kids see the f**king play...

DIES...he's HOT!

Looks fake. But in the case that it’s real, looks like another broke back film. From which case I still think it’s gay that they choose Daniel Radcliffe. Just proves to show that J.K. Rowling is the devil mhm

Harry Pottes alllll grown up ✅...now its Hermiones turn

Originally posted by The Pict
I read about this, looks pretty gay to be honest. Not something I'd set out to watch.

It's a weird play. Daniel plays a really f**ked up farmboy who for some reason decides to gouge out the eyes of every horse in the stable.

I haven't read the entire plot but I got the impression that it was psychologically deep...or meant to be at least....

Originally posted by Draco69
It's a weird play. Daniel plays a really f**ked up farmboy who for some reason decides to gouge out the eyes of every horse in the stable.

I haven't read the entire plot but I got the impression that it was psychologically deep...or meant to be at least....


Sounds like their only using Dan's Nudity for publicity. The play itself will probably suck.

Originally posted by Draco69
It's a weird play. Daniel plays a really f**ked up farmboy who for some reason decides to gouge out the eyes of every horse in the stable.

I haven't read the entire plot but I got the impression that it was psychologically deep...or meant to be at least....

thats creepy...seems like something I'd see

Originally posted by Draco69
It's a weird play. Daniel plays a really f**ked up farmboy who for some reason decides to gouge out the eyes of every horse in the stable.

I haven't read the entire plot but I got the impression that it was psychologically deep...or meant to be at least....

I thought he had a weird sexual attraction to horses. That's what I read in the paper anyway.

Originally posted by AOR
Looks fake. But in the case that it’s real, looks like another broke back film. From which case I still think it’s gay that they choose Daniel Radcliffe. Just proves to show that J.K. Rowling is the devil mhm

Actually Daniel chose the role because he's very tired of everyone calling him "Harry Potter" everytime they see him.

So what better way to break the mold of a boy wizard than to showcase his very adult parts for the entire world to see.

He just wants to be taken seriously and he wants his career to go beyond Harry Potter.

And I think we all have suspicions of Daniel's sexuality as it is anyway...

He's a shit actor though. 😕

The main posted looks ****ing awesome though. droolio

Originally posted by Draco69
It's a weird play. Daniel plays a really f**ked up farmboy who for some reason decides to gouge out the eyes of every horse in the stable.

I haven't read the entire plot but I got the impression that it was psychologically deep...or meant to be at least....

It's a remake of the 1977 movie Equus.

Originally posted by Barker
Sounds like their only using Dan's Nudity for publicity. The play itself will probably suck.

He is. Obviously.

The play was written a long time ago and was done before. It's a classic and it was generally well-received by critics. However it depends if they can get the story and mood right...

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
He's a shit actor though. 😕

The main posted looks ****ing awesome though. droolio

He is. But apparently he's trying to get better.

Originally posted by The Pict
I thought he had a weird sexual attraction to horses. That's what I read in the paper anyway.

I think he had that to. Though I don't why he gouged their eyes though.

No one wants to see Harry Potter poke a horse. . . I hope.

Originally posted by ToMacco
Why doesn't he just boink Hermionie?

I'll say this once:

Hermoine is ending up with Ron whether y'all like it or not.

😠