Ickle Harry Potter's Gonna Bare It All On Stage!

Started by Quest-xx8 pages

Should this be reported? 😖

Originally posted by Strangelove
I actually never had a problem with the acting (except from a couple of the children), but they raped the story so much I can't stand them Nay. The books deserve every ounce of their hype. But these days that never enough. There has to be a movie. Action figures. Toys. It drives me nuts.

Doesn't change how amazing the books are though

If they do a Dark Tower movie, I'll have to kill every human who isn't me.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I actually never had a problem with the acting (except from a couple of the children), but they raped the story so much I can't stand them

I can't stand what the movie did to Hermoine's image. Because of Emma Watson, everyone thinks Hermoine is hot nerd babe with double-D cups.

She ISN'T. She's described as an ugly, Velma-like character with "beaver-teeth".

Settle down, kids. It's not like our grammar is graded here.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
If they do a Dark Tower movie, I'll have to kill every human who isn't me.
I haven't read those books, are they good?

Originally posted by Strangelove
I actually never had a problem with the acting (except from a couple of the children), but they raped the story so much I can't stand them Nay. The books deserve every ounce of their hype. But these days that never enough. There has to be a movie. Action figures. Toys. It drives me nuts.

Doesn't change how amazing the books are though

The books have the potential to be good, it's just JK Rowling is a good awful writer. shrug Plus the basic premise was completely stolen.

It's a shame that she makes so much money and has so much power over people waiting for just the title of the next book, when there are writers with real talent and amazing stories to tell that fall below the radar.

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Capitals are used at the beginning of a sentence. The first letter of the first word is always capitalised. Capitalising every word in the sentence doesn't make up for ignoring this rule 99% of the time. petpet Don't worry, you will learn.

I already learned this in second grade.
I don't have to whatever you say.
If I don't wanna capitalize every little thing, that's my problem, not yours.
So can we please just drop it and continue to talk about what we think of this stupid play! 😠

Originally posted by Draco69
I can't stand what the movie did to Hermoine's image. Because Watson, everyone thinks Hermoine is hot nerd babe with double-D cups.

She ISN'T. She's described as an ugly, Velma-like character with "beaver-teeth".

Doesn't she turn out as a beauty at the tri tourney dance thing?

Originally posted by Draco69
I can't stand what the movie did to Hermoine's image. Because of Emma Watson, everyone thinks Hermoine is hot nerd babe with double-D cups.

She ISN'T. She's described as an ugly, Velma-like character with "beaver-teeth".

She was never described as ugly. Just large teeth and bushy hair. You just don't like the competition mhm

Originally posted by Draco69
I can't stand what the movie did to Hermoine's image. Because of Emma Watson, everyone thinks Hermoine is hot nerd babe with double-D cups.

She ISN'T. She's described as an ugly, Velma-like character with "beaver-teeth".

You realize, that but the 5th/6th book, she' supposed to be moderately attractive.

But why the Double-D cups? Emma's lucky if she has a B.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I haven't read those books, are they good?
They're spectacularly well-written.

Originally posted by Draco69
I can't stand what the movie did to Hermoine's image. Because of Emma Watson, everyone thinks Hermoine is hot nerd babe with double-D cups.

She ISN'T. She's described as an ugly, Velma-like character with "beaver-teeth".

That's kinda harsh 😕

Originally posted by Nickey
I already learned this in second grade.
I don't have to whatever you say.
If I don't wanna capitalize every little thing, that's my problem, not yours.
So can we please just drop it and continue to talk about what we think of this stupid play! 😠
By the way you're additude suggests, it'd be OUR problem, not yours.
Originally posted by Nickey
That's kinda harsh 😕
She's a fictional character, there's no need to be nice to her.

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
The books have the potential to be good, it's just JK Rowling is a good awful writer. shrug Plus the basic premise was completely stolen.
True. J.K. Rowling is an amateur author. But she's gotten better at it. And that's not it anyway. It's an awesome story. And I don't mean awesome as 'cool.' The story fills me with awe. It's so well-crafted.

And you know what they say, true artists steal.

Originally posted by The Pict
Doesn't she turn out as a beauty at the tri tourney dance thing?

She had a good dress is all. Everyone was surprised that Hermoine could clean up if she wanted to.

Originally posted by Strangelove
She was never described as ugly. Just large teeth and bushy hair. You just don't like the competition mhm

Large teeth and bushy hair equals ugly in girl looks.

And honey, her ass ain't nothin' compared to mine. Uh-huh!

💃

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
By the way you're additude suggests, it'd be OUR problem, not yours.

As I was saying before that unnecessary post was posted....

That was kinda harsh. 😕

Originally posted by Draco69
She had a good dress is all. Everyone was surprised that Hermoine could clean up if she wanted to.

You realize that

A) In either the third of fourth book (I forget which) her teeth are magically fixed.

B) Her bushy hair gets progressively less bushy in each book (or at least JKR MEANT it to be that way...)

Re: Ickle Harry Potter's Gonna Bare It All On Stage!

Originally posted by Draco69
Oh my goodness gracious!

Daniel Radcliffe is no longer a little boy anymore. He is going to star in play called Equus where he will be completely naked and he will stimulate an orgasm on a white horse:

Harry Potter got a little buff....

Apparently this causing alot of controversy because some parents don't want their children to see Harry Potter in the nude and having an orgasm on a horse....

(Here's a tip to these so-called parents...don't make your kids see the f**king play...


he looks a bit gay to me

Originally posted by Draco69
Large teeth and bushy hair equals ugly in girl looks.

And honey, her ass ain't nothin' compared to mine. Uh-huh!

💃

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Originally posted by Draco69
Large teeth and bushy hair equals ugly in girl looks.

And honey, her ass ain't nothin' compared to mine. Uh-huh!

💃

That doesn't equal ugly.

Superficial diva 😬