Guess who is going to the hospital.

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Guess who is going to the hospital.

Go ahead, guess. πŸ™‚

OK, It's me. I bet none of guessed that one, dumbasses

Seriously though, last night while at work I had just clocked out and decided to pick up some 12 packs of soda before I went home. I get a cart and start loading it up. One 12 pack I reached for was opened and a can fell out, so I go to catch it before it hits the ground and suddenly I feel this tremendous pain in my left knee. I swear I felt something inside there tear, probably some ligaments or something. The pain nearly brought me off my feet it was so bad, I am standing there, one leg up in the air, supported by a pallet of soda and call the only cashier on the clock over to me and she grabs a chair for me to sit in. At this point my knee is just starting to swell up. I sit for a few minutes, then I used my shopping cart to lean on and take the weight off of my leg.

Like a man I finish my shopping, get in my car and come home. Now during the car ride home everything in my leg stiffened up and hurt like a b!tch getting out of the truck. I put an ice pack on it after telling mom and dad what happened, wake up this morning with my knee cap the size of a baseball and can't walk. I have to wait until the afternoon, but I will be going to the hospital to see what happened. Hopefully there will be no need for surgery (both my sisters had torn ligaments in their knees and needed surgery). Now it's time to fill out an accident report with the company. πŸ™‚

Ouch hug, why didn't you go last night?

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I know, my granpa is really sick. cry

Wait a sek, how could you know? shock

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Originally posted by Puzzle
Go ahead, guess. πŸ™‚

OK, It's me. I bet none of guessed that one, dumbasses

Seriously though, last night while at work I had just clocked out and decided to pick up some 12 packs of soda before I went home. I get a cart and start loading it up. One 12 pack I reached for was opened and a can fell out, so I go to catch it before it hits the ground and suddenly I feel this tremendous pain in my left knee. I swear I felt something inside there tear, probably some ligaments or something. The pain nearly brought me off my feet it was so bad, I am standing there, one leg up in the air, supported by a pallet of soda and call the only cashier on the clock over to me and she grabs a chair for me to sit in. At this point my knee is just starting to swell up. I sit for a few minutes, then I used my shopping cart to lean on and take the weight off of my leg.

Like a man I finish my shopping, get in my car and come home. Now during the car ride home everything in my leg stiffened up and hurt like a b!tch getting out of the truck. I put an ice pack on it after telling mom and dad what happened, wake up this morning with my knee cap the size of a baseball and can't walk. I have to wait until the afternoon, but I will be going to the hospital to see what happened. Hopefully there will be no need for surgery (both my sisters had torn ligaments in their knees and needed surgery). Now it's time to fill out an accident report with the company. πŸ™‚

shock Ouch! I hope you feel better soon!

Kongu, what's wrong with your grandpa? πŸ™

Originally posted by Eclipso
Ouch hug, why didn't you go last night?

Wanted to make sure it was a worthy reason to go to the hospital. Could have just been one of those, "sprain your knee, feel better in the morning" type deals. Plus it was really late and I was tired. πŸ˜›

Originally posted by Puzzle
Go ahead, guess. πŸ™‚

OK, It's me. I bet none of guessed that one, dumbasses

Seriously though, last night while at work I had just clocked out and decided to pick up some 12 packs of soda before I went home. I get a cart and start loading it up. One 12 pack I reached for was opened and a can fell out, so I go to catch it before it hits the ground and suddenly I feel this tremendous pain in my left knee. I swear I felt something inside there tear, probably some ligaments or something. The pain nearly brought me off my feet it was so bad, I am standing there, one leg up in the air, supported by a pallet of soda and call the only cashier on the clock over to me and she grabs a chair for me to sit in. At this point my knee is just starting to swell up. I sit for a few minutes, then I used my shopping cart to lean on and take the weight off of my leg.

Like a man I finish my shopping, get in my car and come home. Now during the car ride home everything in my leg stiffened up and hurt like a b!tch getting out of the truck. I put an ice pack on it after telling mom and dad what happened, wake up this morning with my knee cap the size of a baseball and can't walk. I have to wait until the afternoon, but I will be going to the hospital to see what happened. Hopefully there will be no need for surgery (both my sisters had torn ligaments in their knees and needed surgery). Now it's time to fill out an accident report with the company. πŸ™‚

Knee surgery= awesome fun. Ive had 3 surgeries on one knee

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Originally posted by Council#13
Kongu, what's wrong with your grandpa? πŸ™

I accidently killed his turtle, and he got a heart attack. happycrytissue

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Originally posted by Kongu Dude
I accidently killed his turtle, and he got a heart attack. happycrytissue

Are you serious?

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Originally posted by Council#13
Are you serious?

No. cry

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Knee surgery= awesome fun. Ive had 3 surgeries on one knee

Kick ass, maybe I'll get my first stitches! 😱

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
No. cry
I knew it hug

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Originally posted by Kongu Dude
No. cry

πŸ˜‚ Didn't think so.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
I knew it hug

Me too, do I get payed for it? 313

Originally posted by Puzzle
Kick ass, maybe I'll get my first stitches! 😱
Dude, the chicks will be all over you.

Poor babe!
D:
I'll nurse you back to health if you want.
=]

Both your sisters have done the same? You must be a family of retards... hmm

(Just joking.)

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Dude, the chicks will be all over you.

They love a man with scars.

Originally posted by Puzzle
They love a man with scars.
I have no meat on one knee, a horribly scarred up knee/hand and two missing teeth. I get laid all the time.

Originally posted by Ambience
Poor babe!
D:
I'll nurse you back to health if you want.
=]

No arguments here. πŸ˜‰

Originally posted by Β§P0oONY
Both your sisters have done the same? You must be a family of retards... hmm

(Just joking.)

Sister 1: Working at McDonald's, slipped in grease.

Sister 2: Car accident, she tried to hit the imaginary brake on the passenger side of the car.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I have no meat on one knee, a horribly scarred up knee/hand and two missing teeth. I get laid all the time.

Good news for me then. I may have a nice scar on this knee now, and my right leg has faint scars from when my leg was set on fire as a kid.

Originally posted by Puzzle
They love a man with scars.

Also they feel sorry for you, your like a wounded puppy to them. That leads to sympathy sex.