Guess who is going to the hospital.

Started by Captain Maynard5 pages

Originally posted by Puzzle
No arguments here. πŸ˜‰

Sister 1: Working at McDonald's, slipped in grease.

Sister 2: Car accident, she tried to hit the imaginary brake on the passenger side of the car.

Good news for me then. I may have a nice scar on this knee now, and my right leg has faint scars from when my leg was set on fire as a kid.

I almost want to have sex with you.

At least it's almost...

Time to limp to the kitchen. 😱

I am using an old man cane. πŸ™‚

Originally posted by Puzzle
Go ahead, guess. πŸ™‚

OK, It's me. I bet none of guessed that one, dumbasses

Seriously though, last night while at work I had just clocked out and decided to pick up some 12 packs of soda before I went home. I get a cart and start loading it up. One 12 pack I reached for was opened and a can fell out, so I go to catch it before it hits the ground and suddenly I feel this tremendous pain in my left knee. I swear I felt something inside there tear, probably some ligaments or something. The pain nearly brought me off my feet it was so bad, I am standing there, one leg up in the air, supported by a pallet of soda and call the only cashier on the clock over to me and she grabs a chair for me to sit in. At this point my knee is just starting to swell up. I sit for a few minutes, then I used my shopping cart to lean on and take the weight off of my leg.

Like a man I finish my shopping, get in my car and come home. Now during the car ride home everything in my leg stiffened up and hurt like a b!tch getting out of the truck. I put an ice pack on it after telling mom and dad what happened, wake up this morning with my knee cap the size of a baseball and can't walk. I have to wait until the afternoon, but I will be going to the hospital to see what happened. Hopefully there will be no need for surgery (both my sisters had torn ligaments in their knees and needed surgery). Now it's time to fill out an accident report with the company. πŸ™‚

i hear Safeway offers online grocery shopping now βœ…

Originally posted by Puzzle
Go ahead, guess. πŸ™‚

OK, It's me. I bet none of guessed that one, dumbasses

Seriously though, last night while at work I had just clocked out and decided to pick up some 12 packs of soda before I went home. I get a cart and start loading it up. One 12 pack I reached for was opened and a can fell out, so I go to catch it before it hits the ground and suddenly I feel this tremendous pain in my left knee. I swear I felt something inside there tear, probably some ligaments or something. The pain nearly brought me off my feet it was so bad, I am standing there, one leg up in the air, supported by a pallet of soda and call the only cashier on the clock over to me and she grabs a chair for me to sit in. At this point my knee is just starting to swell up. I sit for a few minutes, then I used my shopping cart to lean on and take the weight off of my leg.

Like a man I finish my shopping, get in my car and come home. Now during the car ride home everything in my leg stiffened up and hurt like a b!tch getting out of the truck. I put an ice pack on it after telling mom and dad what happened, wake up this morning with my knee cap the size of a baseball and can't walk. I have to wait until the afternoon, but I will be going to the hospital to see what happened. Hopefully there will be no need for surgery (both my sisters had torn ligaments in their knees and needed surgery). Now it's time to fill out an accident report with the company. πŸ™‚

ow. good luck with that. hug

I hope everything is okπŸ‘†

The doctor says it's a sprain, but then again this is the same doctor that misdiagnosed me before. X-Rays show no broken bones, I wasn't expecting any anyways. If it is still bothering me in a week I have to go to an orthopedic surgeon and schedule an MRI to see if there is anything internally. I have a leg brace on for 10 days, off work for a few days and then light duty for 2 weeks...but light duty??? There is no light duty at my work, it's on your feet the whole day and I can't do that in a leg brace and with crutches.

Ouch πŸ˜–

Sucks, Ken. 😬 Ice it, stay off of the feet and more on the couch. It should be okay.

Originally posted by DarkC
Sucks, Ken. 😬 Ice it, stay off of the feet and more on the couch. It should be okay.

Ken on his butt playing video games and watching movies?! I'd never! 😠 πŸ˜›

Originally posted by Puzzle
Go ahead, guess. πŸ™‚

OK, It's me. I bet none of guessed that one, dumbasses

Seriously though, last night while at work I had just clocked out and decided to pick up some 12 packs of soda before I went home. I get a cart and start loading it up. One 12 pack I reached for was opened and a can fell out, so I go to catch it before it hits the ground and suddenly I feel this tremendous pain in my left knee. I swear I felt something inside there tear, probably some ligaments or something. The pain nearly brought me off my feet it was so bad, I am standing there, one leg up in the air, supported by a pallet of soda and call the only cashier on the clock over to me and she grabs a chair for me to sit in. At this point my knee is just starting to swell up. I sit for a few minutes, then I used my shopping cart to lean on and take the weight off of my leg.

Like a man I finish my shopping, get in my car and come home. Now during the car ride home everything in my leg stiffened up and hurt like a b!tch getting out of the truck. I put an ice pack on it after telling mom and dad what happened, wake up this morning with my knee cap the size of a baseball and can't walk. I have to wait until the afternoon, but I will be going to the hospital to see what happened. Hopefully there will be no need for surgery (both my sisters had torn ligaments in their knees and needed surgery). Now it's time to fill out an accident report with the company. πŸ™‚

suck it up you baby!! mhm

evillaugh

just kidding πŸ˜›

Hope you get better soon petpet

*sends you get well wishes*

(p.s love the new name βœ… )

Get well soon, etc. 31

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
(p.s love the new name βœ…)

Owned. vin

Originally posted by Barker
Owned. vin

damn you barker! fist

weep

Originally posted by Barker
weep

serves you right! πŸ˜’

*watches you cry*

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petpet

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He's a ***** isn't he? sly

Originally posted by silver_tears
He's a ***** isn't he? sly

he touched me in my special area oh

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
he touched me in my special area oh

Your arm? oh

I only grazed it. schmoll

Originally posted by silver_tears
Your arm? oh

yeah... πŸ‘‡

Originally posted by Barker
I only grazed it. schmoll

there was definitely some fumbling going on there!
pervert!

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