The Frozen Templars

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Still getting use to that penis, eh Stacey?

It takes a while, Amanda. ✅

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It takes a while, Amanda. ✅

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Wait....we were women then we went to men? I dont see any problems in this...we still git to have sex with women. srug

I.... 😕 I don't know what we are any more.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I.... 😕 I don't know what we are any more.

Hello. w00t

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Okay, lets start over. Hi, i'm a man....My name is Alex.....I have a...p.....pe.....pe-penis.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. *giggles*

Hi, I'm a man too. And you ees loooking goooooooooooooooooooood.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. *giggles*

Hi, I'm a man too. And you ees loooking goooooooooooooooooooood.

*flaunts*

joo be wantin sum of dis, esse?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Vagina = Bajingo in my book, perv.

*flaunts*

joo be wantin sum of dis, esse?

Your book. Pfft. Your book is 'The Hermaphrodite's Guide to the Galaxy" mhm

Jes. 🥷

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Your book. Pfft. Your book is 'The Hermaphrodite's Guide to the Galaxy" mhm

Jes. 🥷

Oh yeah? Welll..........So.......is......your face

Tsk, i dont tink so, homes.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Oh yeah? Welll..........So.......is......your face

Tsk, i dont tink so, homes.

Damn. You got me good there.....**** you for being so damn witty. I hate you Axel...I HATE YOU. cry *runs out of thread, leaving behind one glass slipper*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Damn. You got me good there.....**** you for being so damn witty. I hate you Axel...I HATE YOU. cry *runs out of thread, leaving behind one glass slipper*

Awe **** it, i'm going to go sell this shit on eBay.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
With this slipper, i shall find my one true Lo-

Awe **** it, i'm going to go sell this shit on eBay.

😂 Read back in this thread....where we started, and where we've ended.....😂 What a cluster****.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 Read back in this thread....where we started, and where we've ended.....😂 What a cluster****.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I dont understand it. We went from being trannys to...this....

I know....I was stacey, the tranny, and now I'm Cinder-****ing-rella. 😂

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know....I was stacey, the tranny, and now I'm Cinder-****ing-rella. 😂

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Sounds like an odd way to pick up lesbians.

But it seems to have worked. *points to the back of his pickup, which is full of lesbians*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But it seems to have worked. *points to the back of his pickup, which is full of lesbians*

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Looks like you've got a nice gaggle of dykes back there. 😂

Yessir. I've got one of the finest collections of carpet munchers ANYWHERE! 😎

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yessir. I've got one of the finest collections of carpet munchers ANYWHERE! 😎

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Lesbians make me laugh, due to the fact that every aunt of mine is a lesbo. 3/5 of the female children my grandma hatched were all lesbians.

Yeah, you were telling me before. Any of'em hot?