Originally posted by Captain Maynard
You can be the music writer.We're rockstars, we dont have time to write our tunes, we're sex drugs and rock and rolling.
How about we write tunes while sex, drugs and rock&rolling? It would make for some epic tunes...
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
How about,"The Asshats"?
Or:
*Groovy Vagina*
*Stick up my ass*
*Slay and the *****
*Captain Maynards all Night Girly Band*
*The Beatles: Part 2*
''The Cockfaced Canadians''
Last night, she said:
"Oh, baby, I feel so down.
Oh it turns me off,
When I feel left out"
So I, I turned 'round:
"Oh, baby, don't care no more
I know this for sure,
I'm walkin' out that door"
Well, I've been in town for just now fifteen minutes now
And Baby, I feel so down
And I don't know why
I keep walkin' for miles
See, people they don't understand
No, girlfriends, they can't understand
Your Grandsons, they won't understand
On top of this, I ain't ever gonna understand...
Last night, she said:
"Oh, baby, don't feel so down.
Oh, it turns me off,
When I feel left out"
So I, I turn 'round:
"Oh, baby, gonna be alright"
It was a great big lie
'Cause I left that night, yeah
Oh, people they don't understand
No, girlfriends, they won't understand
In spaceships, they won't understand
And me, I ain't ever gonna understand...
Last night, she said:
"Oh, baby, I feel so down.
See, it turns me off,
When I feel left out"
So I, I turn 'round:
"Oh, little girl, I don't care no more.
I know this for sure,
I'm walking out that door," yeah
singing
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Who was? K. Fed? Anything with my name in it already has half its publicity already done. It may be in all of the gay fettish clubs on the bathroom walls with my number, but damnit, its publicity.
You're like......that guy that hosts America Idol....
Originally posted by Slay
How about we write tunes while sex, drugs and rock&rolling? It would make for some epic tunes...
How about:''The Cockfaced Canadians''
😂 I like it, actually.
Originally posted by Scottie
Last night, she said:
"Oh, baby, I feel so down.
Oh it turns me off,
When I feel left out"So I, I turned 'round:
"Oh, baby, don't care no more
I know this for sure,
I'm walkin' out that door"Well, I've been in town for just now fifteen minutes now
And Baby, I feel so down
And I don't know why
I keep walkin' for milesSee, people they don't understand
No, girlfriends, they can't understand
Your Grandsons, they won't understand
On top of this, I ain't ever gonna understand...Last night, she said:
"Oh, baby, don't feel so down.
Oh, it turns me off,
When I feel left out"So I, I turn 'round:
"Oh, baby, gonna be alright"
It was a great big lie
'Cause I left that night, yeahOh, people they don't understand
No, girlfriends, they won't understand
In spaceships, they won't understand
And me, I ain't ever gonna understand...Last night, she said:
"Oh, baby, I feel so down.
See, it turns me off,
When I feel left out"So I, I turn 'round:
"Oh, little girl, I don't care no more.
I know this for sure,
I'm walking out that door," yeahsinging
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~Then Cockfaced Canadians it shall be.
You're like......that guy that hosts America Idol....😂 I like it, actually.
Mama take this badge from me
I can't use it anymore
It's getting dark too dark to see
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
That cold black cloud is comin' down
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
"YOU JUST BETTER START SNIFFIN' YOUR OWN RANK SUBJUGATION JACK 'CAUSE IT'S JUST YOU AGAINST YOUR TATTERED LIBIDO, THE BANK AND THE MORTICIAN, FOREVER MAN AND IT WOULDN'T BE LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE"
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're like......that guy that hosts America Idol....
You know his name wanker
Listen, we can't have disputes in the band already. We need to make tons and tons of money, then have "Creative Differences" when i start going out and eventually marry your mom. Which then leads to our break-up.
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
You know his name wankerListen, we can't have disputes in the band already. We need to make tons and tons of money, then have "Creative Differences" when i start going out and eventually marry your mom. Which then leads to our break-up.
Ryan Seaver?
Anyhow, you're right....plus, there will be that whole Gay Scandal, with you and the dolphin.....
Our first single.
Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll
we are here to fill your holes.
Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll
You can call us a dog or a mole.
We'll sex you up, we'll sex you up
We love all the whores and the sluts
We'll sex you up, we'll sex you up
With all the breasts and the butts
Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll
we are here to fill your holes.
Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll
You can call us a dog or a mole.
We're high as i kite, we're high as a kite
Snorting all the coke and smoking all da bud
We're high as a Kite, we're high as a kite
We're so wasted right now we couldn't rhyme with bud
Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll
we are here to fill your holes.
Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll
You can call us a dog or a mole.
We rock we rock we rock
We'll never ever stop
we rock we rock we rock
untill your eardrums pop.
UNTILL YOUR EARDRUMS......
*music drops out*
POP *big scream by the lead singer*
pop pop poppoppop
pop pop poppoppop
MUTHA ****IN POP
Originally posted by Slay
Eddie Van Halen owns all. Even Tommy Iomi. Go listen to 'Eruption'. It'll cause an eruption. lookaround
I see. Well, actually, I don't, and I don't want to either.