who would you like to LEAST knock boots with?

Started by DarkC4 pages

Yep, motley crew if there ever was one. I'm the only asian. ๐Ÿ˜›

Oh, neat. How old is the kid you're babysitting? Hope she doesn't give you too much trouble.

We all know her intentions. ๐Ÿฅท Don't we?

Vinny.

Originally posted by DarkC
Yep, motley crew if there ever was one. I'm the only asian. ๐Ÿ˜›

Oh, neat. How old is the kid you're babysitting? Hope she doesn't give you too much trouble.

We all know her intentions. ๐Ÿฅท Don't we?

I like the Asian boys with their pretty eyes and lovely black hair.
n_n

They are 7 and 5 or 8 and six.
Sarah Jean and Catherine.
They love me though, they call me pretty and braid my hair and ask their mom if I can sleep over n_n

๐Ÿฅท
thats all Amber's intentions are.

Fallen Jedi.

Originally posted by Ambience
I like the Asian boys with their pretty eyes and lovely black hair.
n_n

They are 7 and 5 or 8 and six.
Sarah Jean and Catherine.
They love me though, they call me pretty and braid my hair and ask their mom if I can sleep over n_n

๐Ÿฅท
thats all Amber's intentions are.


Well, I have brown eyes that are kind of hooded, and I'm currently holding off cutting my hair. hmm

I have an idea. Make them play PAINTBALL! evillaugh

Gosh, at least she knows how to get what she wants. ๐Ÿฅท
Then again, so do you! ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by DarkC
Well, I have brown eyes that are kind of hooded, and I'm currently holding off cutting my hair. hmm

I have an idea. Make them play PAINTBALL! evillaugh

Gosh, at least she knows how to get what she wants. ๐Ÿฅท
Then again, so do you! ๐Ÿ˜›

I love brown eyes.
I wish I had brown eyes.
but my eyes are blue and gray and amber.
so I hate them ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

And you should show me a picture!
I'll show you which hair cut will look best on you.
And I can guarantee it's not a mullet.

...Do you even know what happened to me when I went paint balling?
๐Ÿ˜–

Its you.
๐Ÿฅท
come 'ere

Originally posted by Ambience
I love brown eyes.
I wish I had brown eyes.
but my eyes are blue and gray and amber.
so I hate them ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

And you should show me a picture!
I'll show you which hair cut will look best on you.
And I can guarantee it's not a mullet.

...Do you even know what happened to me when I went paint balling?
๐Ÿ˜–

Its you.
๐Ÿฅท
come 'ere


I love amber and I louuuuuuurve blue...bright, glassy wonderful sky blue. ๐Ÿ˜
Yeah, eyes are a slight fetish for me. Slight.

Noooo! cry Scaaared!
The mullet's not that bad, honestly. ๐Ÿ˜›

Yeah, you got ganked on. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ hug

*sidles up close* ๐Ÿฅท

Originally posted by DarkC
I love amber and I louuuuuuurve blue...bright, glassy wonderful sky blue. ๐Ÿ˜
Yeah, eyes are a slight fetish for me. Slight.

Noooo! cry Scaaared!
The mullet's not that bad, honestly. ๐Ÿ˜›

Yeah, you got ganked on. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ hug

*sidles up close* ๐Ÿฅท

You have a fair bit of fetishes don't you?
=]
Seeing as I fall into almost every Calgary, I like it!

Mullets are terrible.
Seriously

I didn't get ganked....
I got raped and pillaged.
shock

*gropes*
๐Ÿฅท

DarkC.

Originally posted by ยงufferยงnoopy
DarkC.

More for me.
๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by Ambience
More for me.
๐Ÿ˜
I don't like homosexual anal sex. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Oral sex I'm okay with.

Originally posted by Ambience
You have a fair bit of fetishes don't you?
=]
Seeing as I fall into almost every Calgary, I like it!

Mullets are terrible.
Seriously

I didn't get ganked....
I got raped and pillaged.
shock

*gropes*
๐Ÿฅท


So far you only know about two.
That's great! hug

๐Ÿ˜† Okay! Okay! When you get here I will take us to a barber and I will pay him to use one of his chairs and his equipment and let you style it.
Then if anyone asks, I can just punch them in the face and say: "My girl did it, don't laugh."

Oh, dear. cry hug

*spanks* ๐Ÿฅท

(Keeping up with three conversations with you is a little weird, but wonderfully exhilarating. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ )

Originally posted by DarkC
So far you only know about two.
That's great! hug

๐Ÿ˜† Okay! Okay! When you get here I will take us to a barber and I will pay him to use one of his chairs and his equipment and let you style it.
Then if anyone asks, I can just punch them in the face and say: "My girl did it, don't laugh."

Oh, dear. cry hug

*spanks* ๐Ÿฅท

(Keeping up with three conversations with you is a little weird, but wonderfully exhilarating. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ )

No!
Three!
Lace, eyes, and hair.
๐Ÿ˜Š

No no. ๐Ÿ˜›
Show me.
Come on, pleaseeee?
And I'm not a good hair dresser.
You might not want to do that, however than was unbelievably sweet.

You wouldn't do that though right? n_n

*lets you*
๐Ÿฅท

I know right?
๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Originally posted by Ambience
No!
Three!
Lace, eyes, and hair.
๐Ÿ˜Š

No no. ๐Ÿ˜›
Show me.
Come on, pleaseeee?
And I'm not a good hair dresser.
You might not want to do that, however than was unbelievably sweet.

You wouldn't do that though right? n_n

*lets you*
๐Ÿฅท

I know right?
๐Ÿ˜ฑ


Oh right. ๐Ÿ˜›
You're starting to know my preferances better than myself. shock That's rather intimate.

It's okay, it wouldn't be my fault. ๐Ÿ˜›
And I'm sure you can do your best.
If all else fails, it'll be a great laugh!

I'd stab myself in the foot and pin it to the ground before I did that.

Betcha I have a better ass than you. ๐Ÿฅท

I think of it as a great opportunity. ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh right. ๐Ÿ˜›
You're starting to know my preferances better than myself. shock That's rather intimate.

It's okay, it wouldn't be my fault. ๐Ÿ˜›
And I'm sure you can do your best.
If all else fails, it'll be a great laugh!

I'd stab myself in the foot and pin it to the ground before I did that.

Betcha I have a better ass than you. ๐Ÿฅท

I think of it as a great opportunity. ๐Ÿ˜„

I like getting intimate.
o:

HA! XD
I laugh now, but I'd probably cry my eyes out if it looked bad.
Then offer for you to cut MY hair. o_o

Awww
Well thats good to know.
Because I didn't like that previous experience.

Oh yea?
๐Ÿฅท
Lets compare.
Pants down on three.

AWWW!
I think it's so much fun! ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by Ambience
I like getting intimate.
o:

HA! XD
I laugh now, but I'd probably cry my eyes out if it looked bad.
Then offer for you to cut MY hair. o_o

Awww
Well thats good to know.
Because I didn't like that previous experience.

Oh yea?
๐Ÿฅท
Lets compare.
Pants down on three.

AWWW!
I think it's so much fun! ๐Ÿ˜„


Same here. It's a 50/50 between serious lovemaking or simply cuddling for moi. ๐Ÿ˜›

I'd love it no matter what it looked like. hug
Hell, even if you shaved me bald I'd ask that you refer to me as Lawrence.
And that's why I'll never do your hair for you, I hate failure. bag

One, two, three. naughty
Damn, you were right.
Seriously though, I have more curves ass-wise than about 30% of the female population.

I know! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Very exciting.

Originally posted by DarkC
Same here. It's a 50/50 between serious lovemaking or simply cuddling for moi. ๐Ÿ˜›

I'd love it no matter what it looked like. hug
Hell, even if you shaved me bald I'd ask that you refer to me as Lawrence.
And that's why I'll never do your hair for you, I hate failure. bag

One, two, three. naughty
Damn, you were right.
Seriously though, I have more curves ass-wise than about 30% of the female population.

I know! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Very exciting.

Well n_n
Thats good to know because I loved cuddling.
but I'm so damn small, and my skin is always so cold that nobody likes cuddling with me. D:
Seriously, 'm freezing to the touch.
I don't think I have a pulse. o_o

o:
Crafty!
Haha!
I like Lawrence.
He's so funny! xD

I have a big ass.
D:
My sister makes mean comments about it all the time.
*sniffle*

SO exciting!
๐Ÿ˜ฑ

*does back flips*

Originally posted by Ambience
Well n_n
Thats good to know because I loved cuddling.
but I'm so damn small, and my skin is always so cold that nobody likes cuddling with me. D:
Seriously, 'm freezing to the touch.
I don't think I have a pulse. o_o

o:
Crafty!
Haha!
I like Lawrence.
He's so funny! xD

I have a big ass.
D:
My sister makes mean comments about it all the time.
*sniffle*

SO exciting!
๐Ÿ˜ฑ

*does back flips*


I'd probably just go "Gah, have you been skinny dipping out in the Bow river?" and nuzzle contentedly. ๐Ÿ˜› And jeez, I like small. Just about all the girls I've liked before are short.

Thanks, because I base him on me and type without thought of what's next. ๐Ÿ˜› He's so spontaneous.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. ๐Ÿฅท
(๐Ÿ˜† )

It makes me feel almost lightheaded. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Originally posted by DarkC
I'd probably just go "Gah, have you been skinny dipping out in the Bow river?" and nuzzle contentedly. ๐Ÿ˜› And jeez, I like small. Just about all the girls I've liked before are short.

Thanks, because I base him on me and type without thought of what's next. ๐Ÿ˜› He's so spontaneous.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. ๐Ÿฅท
(๐Ÿ˜† )

It makes me feel almost lightheaded. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

nd I'd be like
"Yes"
๐Ÿ˜–hifty:
I'm like 5'5.
I'm real short.

Haha! xD
I base Abbra on me too.
Especially the hair part.
I can't image loosing my hair.
๐Ÿ˜–

Orly?
Maybe I'll have to take a picture.
๐Ÿฅท

You make me feel light headed!
Where can I sit down? o:

Originally posted by Ambience
nd I'd be like
"Yes"
๐Ÿ˜–hifty:
I'm like 5'5.
I'm real short.

Haha! xD
I base Abbra on me too.
Especially the hair part.
I can't image loosing my hair.
๐Ÿ˜–

Orly?
Maybe I'll have to take a picture.
๐Ÿฅท

You make me feel light headed!
Where can I sit down? o:


"Gosh, it'd really explain this weed tangled up in your pubes."
*naughty tweak*

(Damn, I am so random.)

I know, I'm still a little shy on going bald after last year.

The hips one gave me quite a lot of excitement. ๐Ÿ˜› Still does.

You can sit here.
*pats lap*