who would you like to LEAST knock boots with?

Started by Ambience4 pages

Originally posted by DarkC
"Gosh, it'd really explain this weed tangled up in your pubes."
*naughty tweak*

(Damn, I am so random.)

I know, I'm still a little shy on going bald after last year.

The hips one gave me quite a lot of excitement. ๐Ÿ˜› Still does.

You can sit here.
*pats lap*

Oh..
That won't be a problem.
I have.
๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Did it look good?
๐Ÿ˜›

Orly?
Good enough to get a grip on right?
๐Ÿ˜–
I hope so!

*jumps*
๐Ÿฅท

Originally posted by Ambience
Oh..
That won't be a problem.
I have.
๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Did it look good?
๐Ÿ˜›

Orly?
Good enough to get a grip on right?
๐Ÿ˜–
I hope so!

*jumps*
๐Ÿฅท


Good, good. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: At least you're prepared.
Slightly.

Did it look good? ๐Ÿ˜†
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!
My parents said something roughly along the lines of "What have you done to your head, you idiot?" ๐Ÿ˜‚

Oh, don't worry, I have a firm grip.

A running start?! shock

(I was eating supper if you were wondering about the delay. ๐Ÿ˜› )

Originally posted by DarkC
Good, good. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: At least you're prepared.
Slightly.

Did it look good? ๐Ÿ˜†
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!
My parents said something roughly along the lines of "What have you done to your head, you idiot?" ๐Ÿ˜‚

Oh, don't worry, I have a firm grip.

A running start?! shock

(I was eating supper if you were wondering about the delay. ๐Ÿ˜› )

That was a typo.
o_o
There was supposed to be an "s" in there.

HA! xD
my dad would scream, lecture me, and take me to go find a nice wig. xD

Good.
You better if your going to keep hold of this.
๐Ÿฅท

Oh yea.
I got anxious!

Originally posted by Ambience
That was a typo.
o_o
There was supposed to be an "s" in there.

HA! xD
my dad would scream, lecture me, and take me to go find a nice wig. xD

Good.
You better if your going to keep hold of this.
๐Ÿฅท

Oh yea.
I got anxious!


I realized. nuzzle_by_acidic_lust

Haha, he seems adamant on the sexes-should-stick to their own game thing. ๐Ÿ˜›

Oh, I feel it now. ๐Ÿฅท

I'm a nervous wreck when I see you online, then disappear for some reason.
"What? NOOOOO! *crying* N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o....that's so unfair. Oh my God, that is so unfair."

(That was a gross exaggeration, excuse me. ๐Ÿ˜› )

Originally posted by DarkC
I realized. nuzzle_by_acidic_lust

Haha, he seems adamant on the sexes-should-stick to their own game thing. ๐Ÿ˜›

Oh, I feel it now. ๐Ÿฅท

I'm a nervous wreck when I see you online, then disappear for some reason.
"What? NOOOOO! *crying* N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o....that's so unfair. Oh my God, that is so unfair."

(That was a gross exaggeration, excuse me. ๐Ÿ˜› )

nuzzle_by_acidic_lust
Your so clever!

Wanna feel some more?
๐Ÿฅท

Yea, my MSN cuts out. D:

It made me lol.
๐Ÿ˜›

WHat do you think of sailing?

Originally posted by Ambience
nuzzle_by_acidic_lust
Your so clever!

Wanna feel some more?
๐Ÿฅท

Yea, my MSN cuts out. D:

It made me lol.
๐Ÿ˜›

WHat do you think of sailing?


Nah, just more like "What the heck? Ohhh..."

Please. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: I haven't had enough curves yet.

Oh, I was referring to KMC. ๐Ÿ˜› It's easier to stalk you there.
You don't mind do you? shock

Oh man, there was this West Coast Sailing trip, S.A.L.T.S, for all the grade nines but we had to pay $1000 for it. All my friends were going and I was so pissed when my mom labelled it as a waste of time and refused to pay.

Originally posted by DarkC
Nah, just more like "What the heck? Ohhh..."

Please. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: I haven't had enough curves yet.

Oh, I was referring to KMC. ๐Ÿ˜› It's easier to stalk you there.
You don't mind do you? shock

Oh man, there was this West Coast Sailing trip, S.A.L.T.S, for all the grade nines but we had to pay $1000 for it. All my friends were going and I was so pissed when my mom labelled it as a waste of time and refused to pay.

Haha xD
I've made worse typos.
Sometimes I make typos trying to correct a previous typo.
๐Ÿ˜
But don't mind that. xD

Will you ever?
๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Oh yea, sometimes my sister has a fit and I have to get off.
She's quite the diva.
We all just give her what she wants. ๐Ÿ˜–

Do I mind?
I love it. ๐Ÿ˜„

My dad used to own a sail boat and I used to come with him on it.
I loved it n_n

Originally posted by Ambience
Haha xD
I've made worse typos.
Sometimes I make typos trying to correct a previous typo.
๐Ÿ˜
But don't mind that. xD

Will you ever?
๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Oh yea, sometimes my sister has a fit and I have to get off.
She's quite the diva.
We all just give her what she wants. ๐Ÿ˜–

Do I mind?
I love it. ๐Ÿ˜„

My dad used to own a sail boat and I used to come with him on it.
I loved it n_n


๐Ÿ˜† You should see me sometimes. It gets so bad to the point where I'm just like " ***k it."

Yeah, it makes for some great laughs sometimes. ๐Ÿ˜Š

With you? Lord, no! droolio

Oh come on, she sounds spoiled. shock Does she throw a tantrum if she doesn't get what she wants?

Then I'm not really a stalker anymore, am I? ๐Ÿ˜› If you put it like that.

The only thing I hate is getting your sea legs for the first time. disgust

Originally posted by DarkC
๐Ÿ˜† You should see me sometimes. It gets so bad to the point where I'm just like " ***k it."

Yeah, it makes for some great laughs sometimes. ๐Ÿ˜Š

With you? Lord, no! droolio

Oh come on, she sounds spoiled. shock Does she throw a tantrum if she doesn't get what she wants?

Then I'm not really a stalker anymore, am I? ๐Ÿ˜› If you put it like that.

The only thing I hate is getting your sea legs for the first time. disgust

LOL! xD
I do too.
๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Ok good.
Now get on the sofa.
๐Ÿฅท

She is.
Oh God.
Theres even steps to her rage
-Demanding to get it
-Manipulation
-Violence
-Psychotic Rage
-Screaming
-Violence again
-Crying and whining
By then we just give in or she cusses us all out and leaves for one of her friends.

Oh yea.
I hate that too o_o

Originally posted by Ambience
LOL! xD
I do too.
๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Ok good.
Now get on the sofa.
๐Ÿฅท

She is.
Oh God.
Theres even steps to her rage
-Demanding to get it
-Manipulation
-Violence
-Psychotic Rage
-Screaming
-Violence again
-Crying and whining
By then we just give in or she cusses us all out and leaves for one of her friends.

Oh yea.
I hate that too o_o


Yes, you're that alluring. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

*lies down on sofa*
Belly up or down? flirt1

That's an impressive list right there. ๐Ÿ˜– Sounds like your average drama queen.

They'll grow up. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by DarkC
Yes, you're that alluring. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

*lies down on sofa*
Belly up or down? flirt1

That's an impressive list right there. ๐Ÿ˜– Sounds like your average drama queen.

They'll grow up. ๐Ÿ˜›

*belly dances*
๐Ÿฅท

Take a guess ๐Ÿ˜‰

Oh yea.
She's scared THREE of my boyfriends off.
cry

Originally posted by Ambience
*belly dances*
๐Ÿฅท

Take a guess ๐Ÿ˜‰

Oh yea.
She's scared THREE of my boyfriends off.
cry


Ohhh. droolio

I'll go belly up. whistling Guess we know what that means.

You'll be relieved to know that I'm mainly unflappable when it comes to that. If she does it when you visit or something, I'd keep a straight face until we both left and burst out laughing. ๐Ÿ˜›

Slutzenhoez

How do you like to least knock boots with someone? ermmnone That's like saying "Your mom may be my least favourite person in the whole world... but I like her"

Any guy sly

JAMES PERRY....he's like a creepy stalker extremly fat guy at my school and for some reason wants to always touch me...

or...
My band teacher...cuz he's old and we use him in our lame come back....ie. "your mom!" " Your mom in a thong, in the shower with Mr. Wilson...."

oprah

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
oprah

๐Ÿ˜˜

mariah carey. lol i like her. lol

Originally posted by TigerEyes
JAMES PERRY....he's like a creepy stalker extremly fat guy at my school and for some reason wants to always touch me...

or...
My band teacher...cuz he's old and we use him in our lame come back....ie. "your mom!" " Your mom in a thong, in the shower with Mr. Wilson...."

stalkers aren't that scary. they are filled with anguish and despair but they are only looking to love somebody.