Would you buy a monkey for 600 bucks? · The Off-Topic Forum

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X- Restricted

Would you buy a monkey for 600 bucks?

I mean, come on, how cool would it be to own a monkey?

johnnyforever [.Member.]

😱 if it was a chimpanze (sp?) and was trained and .. Jumpy it would have diapers and!!!

yep definitley ✅

Jack of Light My Last Title Was Queer

Depends what kind of monkey it is.

Many species will tear your face off.

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X- Restricted

Originally posted by johnnyforever
😱 if it was a chimpanze (sp?) and was trained and .. Jumpy it would have diapers and!!!
yep definitley ✅

Not a chimpanzee, but it does wear diapers... and it is trained.

General G Canadian.

I'd buy any species 😱

§P0oONY Senior Member

I wouldn't; monkey isn't a very tasty meat.

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X- Restricted

Originally posted by Jack of Light
Depends what kind of monkey it is.
Many species will tear your face off.

Oh no, the add siad very calm and gentle, and great with house pets and especially children. It's a capuchin monkey.

Morgoths_Wrath Senior Member

in a heartbeat

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X- Restricted

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
in a heartbeat

Thank you, I'm not the only one.

Jack of Light My Last Title Was Queer

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Oh no, the ad said very calm and gentle, and great with house pets and especially children. It's a capuchin monkey.

Oh, then I guess I would.

Puzzle Senior Member

Spider Monkey! 😱 Yes, I would totally buy it. I want a monkey.

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X- Restricted

Good, now that I've gotten your approval I'm so getting that monkey.

General G Canadian.

But I wanted the monkey... 🙁

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I mean, come on, how cool would it be to own a monkey?

Sure, send me the money and I will buy one.

Morgoths_Wrath Senior Member

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Good, now that I've gotten your approval I'm so getting that monkey.

...I'll pay $650!

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X- Restricted

Originally posted by General G
But I wanted the monkey... 🙁

It's my monkey now.

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X- Restricted

Originally posted by Bardock42
Sure, send me the money and I will buy one.

How about I don't send you the money and I'll buy one?

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

😆 No.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

If I weren't poor, sure

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X- Restricted

Originally posted by DarkC
😆 No.

Then you suck.