Would you buy a monkey for 600 bucks?

Started by =Tired Hiker=2 pages
=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

I already have a monkey.

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X- Restricted

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I already have a monkey.
Prove it.

Röland Masked Vigilante

The other thing guys want more than sex is a monkey. There's always that one guy that says "Uh, no you don't. They crap in their hand and throw it about in a festive manner." I want a monkey, I would put him in armor and have swordfights with him. How pumped would you be coming home to have a monkey waiting for you to battle? You come home, "MONKEY!?!" He's waiting in the closet, "EEEEAYYY, I'm in the closet!" "Holy sh*t you can talk?" "I taught myself to talk!"

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I would totally buy a monkey.

LifeInSepia nuff sed

hecks no, i can get one off my mate dogey dan for only 20p!

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I already have a monkey.
Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Prove it.
Fine.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Fine.

Why Mr. Mullins! How black you are!

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X- Restricted

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Fine.

Touche.

Kram3r Senior Member

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Fine.

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BTW, I would so buy a monkey.

Mr. Bacon Who?

only i fi can dress him i armor give him a sword and have fights with him inside my place

Puzzle Senior Member
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
only i fi can dress him i armor give him a sword and have fights with him inside my place

Why do that? Just spank it a couple times a day.