Lamest band name of all time

Started by Marxman5 pages

The Beatles. Not many people like the bug, why name your band after it?

pavement's a great name, perfectly encapsulates the slacker mythos of malkmus. has anyone heard the story of when damon albarn invited steve malkmus to his house? it's a doosy.

any nu-metal or post-grunge band. staind, korn, puddle of mudd...

red hot chili peppers, chocolate USA...

Cake...

IRRC, Korn picked their name on purpose. Like most bands should, letting their music define who they were, not the name.

Meatloaf

Originally posted by The Core
IRRC, Korn picked their name on purpose. Like most bands should, letting their music define who they were, not the name.

I thought they picked it by accident, Cine.

"What shall we call our ba...OH SHIT!" "What's wrong, Jonathan?" "We're called Korn." "F*ck saaaaake.".

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I thought they picked it by accident, Cine.

"What shall we call our ba...OH SHIT!" "What's wrong, Jonathan?" "We're called Korn." "F*ck saaaaake.".

-AC

I think the Creedence Clearwater Revival probably got their Band name by each writing down a random word....that seems like the only possibility to me.

Yeah that band name is pretty much stupid.

Originally posted by Arctic
Yeah that band name is pretty much stupid.

No...not really. That's just the way it came about.

Nickelback on the other hand is quite a shitty name. I am kidding of course. Not worse than...others.

Wheatus, Better Than Ezra and Hoobastank I think are all pretty shite names.

Yeah Nickelback might not be an astoundingly creative name, but its pretty cool.

Meatloaf.

There was like a dude who asked me if I knew them.

I was like 'Meatloaf' WTF?
I don't wanna know dudes with such a stupid name.

lol

Cradle of Filth.

I hate everything about them, I want them dead, but more importantly, I want their fans to look up in the sky after hearing about the sexual and mental torture and anguish of the members of the band, only to see clumps of shit (preferably, shit infected with AIDS) falling down upon them from the heavens.

Hahaha, why did I actually know you'd say that?

-AC

Man you have a twisted mind, BackFire.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Hahaha, why did I actually know you'd say that?

-AC

Because you think they're name is shitty too.

At least, for your sake, I hope you do.

No, I don't think they are name is shitty.

-AC

Originally posted by Arctic
Man you have a twisted mind, BackFire.

You'll get used to it fairly quickly.

Anyway, for lamest name I suppose I would have to say Limp Bizkit tops it for me. So stupid.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
No, I don't think they are name is shitty.

-AC

Why do you do this to yourself?

I specifically told you it was in your own best interest to agree that their name is shitty, you could have lied, you could have convinced yourself that it was a shitty name (not that hard to do) or you could have simply said nothing and I would have come to the conclusion that you agreed with me. But no, you disagreed, and now....now.....I'm going to invade your cradle of filth.

PS: The lead singer's name is Danny Filth, either he changed his name to that, which is the laziest attempt at being provocative I've encountered this side of Lucifer Valentine (look him up on IMDB) or it's his real name, which is just his parents way of recognizing in advance that he's a waste of flesh and blood and should be sold to a local animal hospital for spare parts.

I was pointing out the grammatical error.

In actual fact, it's spelled DANI, and he did legally have his name changed to that from Daniel Davey (Can't blame the man).

-AC