Yo...Rocky Balboa runs the Super-hero boxing gauntlet.

Started by Swanky-Tuna5 pages

Considering how fluffed and watered down movie fighting is, I wouldn't give him 30 seconds. I'm talking an Anderson Silva vs Chris Leben style beat down.

Originally posted by Badabing
Yes Shrank, Rocky will pummel Drake and clear this. I don't take drugs.

No, that's being obtuse and fanboyish.

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Originally posted by Badabing
Yes Shrank, Rocky will pummel Drake and clear this. I don't take drugs.

No, that's being obtuse and fanboyish.

How? The speed difference between Rocky and Drake (every character on the gauntlet) is insane. The spectators won't be happy but Robin can dance around Rocky, easily avoiding the lummox's attacks as he waits for the 12 round to finish and the forces the judges to declare a winner.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
How? The speed difference between Rocky and Drake (every character on the gauntlet) is insane. The spectators won't be happy but Robin can dance around Rocky, easily avoiding the lummox's attacks as he waits for the 12 round to finish and the forces the judges to declare a winner.

He's just joking.

Are we seriously debating this? I thought this was a joke thread. Rocky with a montage clears the gauntlet. Rocky without a montage stops at 2. He rarely wins without a montage.

yeah. but he will easily defeat the likes of robin

Originally posted by batdude123
He's just joking.
😛 J/K Srank.

Originally posted by Chikorita
yeah. but he will easily defeat the likes of robin

No, he won't.

Originally posted by Badabing
Are we seriously debating this? I thought this was a joke thread. Rocky with a montage clears the gauntlet. Rocky without a montage stops at 2. He rarely wins without a montage.
Agreed. If "Eye of the tiger" plays, everyone on that list is a corpse.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
How? The speed difference between Rocky and Drake (every character on the gauntlet) is insane. The spectators won't be happy but Robin can dance around Rocky, easily avoiding the lummox's attacks as he waits for the 12 round to finish and the forces the judges to declare a winner.
Originally posted by batdude123
No, he won't.
I'm not sure what you people don't understand about Rocky. Through the mystical powers of the montage, he gains superhuman strength, speed, endurance and durability. I suggest you all go and rethink your lives. 😐

rocky = bumb
rocky + montage = immortal warrior

Bah! I can't tell who is joking anymore!

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Bah! I can't tell who is joking anymore!

I'm joking about how Rocky's montages give him superhuman attributes. He loses in Rocky III because he had no montage. Rocky with access to montages between rounds wtfpwnz everybody.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Bah! I can't tell who is joking anymore!

Actually, this wasn't meant to be a joke at all...I was totally serious when I originally created the thread; as stated in my original opening thread....

So, c'mon guys...let's get back to some serious debating and discussions here.... 😉

Stops at Punisher, because Punisher has every advantage, and could get away with fighting dirty (like I do in FNR3).

Originally posted by Comicbook_kid
Yes, Punisher's a better over-all fighter, but is he a better boxer?

Stronger? Hmmmmm, maybe....but strength isn't the most important factor in boxing.

Higher damage soak up? Close...Rocky can take an ungodly amout of damage...did you see Rocky III or IV? Pretty brutal....but yeah, Punisher can take some damage to....I've seen him take a hell of a lot of damage from the likes of the Russian and Barracuda for example...so I'd say they're pretty close in the ring as far as damage is concerned.


Sure Punisher's a better boxer, he takes rocky apart, punisher has taken more damage in one day's night than rocky has in his entire life.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Interesting fight. One question. Doesn't Moon Knight have enhanced strength?

1 - Robin: KO

2 - Nightwing: KO

3 - The Punisher: Points

4 - Moon Knight: ? (waiting on answer)

5 - Wolverine (no adamantium skeleton or claws): 3 knockdown rule, or points, but could also lose.

6 - Black Panther: Can't call.

7 - The Kingpin: KO, but probably in the twelth round.

8 - Bane: Same as last one

9 - Batman: KO, but more likely points.

10 - Daredevil: Can't call

11 - Captain America: Points, narrowly

12 - Taskmaster: Loses.

The enhanced strength guys are hard to call. If they're nerfed to peak human, then Rocky could win up to Tasky. If they're at their normal levels, then we have to ask, is Rocky>= Peak human?

yeah umm....there was this one super hero boxing guy...named Bantam...he was like an excellent boxer and cap whipped his ass in the gloves.

Cap KO's rocky in 4 body punches, each of them hard enough to kill a normal man but rocky somehow survives the first three and only passes out to the third

I wonder who would win between Rocky with "Eye of the Tiger" playing and Daniel-san with "You're the Best" playing. Daniel is just a kid, but Eye of the Tiger kind of sucks a lot after the intro riffs. But if you listen to "You're the Best" on a loop, you really start to feel like you're the best at whatever you're doing at the time.

tyson eats him, then knocks his wife out while "fornicating" his child.

iron mike is the greatest,lol

He's not getting past Robin and everyone here knows it...

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