Ask a stupid question, get a a stupid answer

Yes its looking plain😄

why are there presidents?

Yes its looking plain

why are there presidents?

Because dictators were getting tired of their name.

Why are there TWELVE months?

The thirteenth died.

Why do turtles look like they're about to rob a convience store?

Because they poop on peoples feet.

Why do cell phones have buttons?

Because they´re purple.

What do capybaras like to drink?

Originally posted by Mywi
Because they´re purple.

What do capybaras like to drink?

Anything they can get their mucky little paws on.

What's the opposite of seven?

Jews.

How much wood could a woodchuck not chuck if a woodchuck could not chuck wood? nirvana

-7

Why is it called Chicken of the Sea Tuna? diva

Originally posted by Smallville
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Why is it called Chicken of the Sea Tuna? diva

Forest Gump found it in his box of chocolates.

How many bytes in a gigabyte?

A giga... d'uh!! 😖mart:

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

In Alaska.

What color is Santa Claus´ underwear?

He doesnt wear any vin

What was the last movie you didnt see?

System Of A Down! t00w

how much does a grizzly bear cost?

L

How fast do you have to run to keep the sun directly above you?

As backwards as a steam train ✅

How painful is a pout?

Aspargus

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man

He must cross the bridge of a thousand bridges.

How now brown cow?

They don't eat fish, stupid. ermm

Why are there so many idiots in this world?

K.Diddy.

With a hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, what jumped over the moon?

Uranus

If I have to find Jesus, does that mean he's hiding?