Ask a stupid question, get a a stupid answer

Oh, god no.

What's up?

You shall find the answer where the wind blows South, South West.

How long is a Chimney Sweep's sweep?

As long as the chimney.

Why did I answer?

a question
whats 2+cheese?

1 cheese to the 2nd power.

why are green beans green?

Because they're not purple.

What's "pie are squared"?

Pie are not circle 13

What does a gay triangle look like?

Originally posted by Mišt
Pie are not circle 13

What does a gay triangle look like?

Why are we talking about geometry? ermm

Because we are quite stupid 😂

why cant you simply move countries just like that😖?

Originally posted by soin2cal
Because we are quite stupid 😂

why cant you simply move countries just like that😖?

Never heard of a Giant magnet!!!

What's the main ingredient in Tomato ketchup?

There are no ingredients. 🤨

Why did the road cross the chicken?

Originally posted by Bloigen
There are no ingredients. 🤨

Why did the road cross the chicken?

It was stapled to the dinosaurs leg

What came first. Chicken or egg?

Monkey 😐

Why doesn't money grow on trees?

Mr Crab would die.

Hello Dolly swank ?

i havent a clue what you are babbling about.

anyone know what Eek is talking about?

Why would he want to knit socks? srug3 War is the answer.

How many people are there on the planet?

Does that include dead people? hmm

Yes, in your dreams.

are we stupid?

Only if you eat up, kiddo!!

Why did the piglet die of hunger?

He spends too much time playing with sh*t. oops I mean Pooh

What are Rabbits made from ?