Ask a stupid question, get a a stupid answer

Scorpian?

Have you ever seen a Trogdor?

bob

What does a skeleton look like?

like this but wiout a guitar

hysterical

If you had 3 tacos and you saw someone with 5 tacos, how many mexicans would you have?

an orgasmic one

none.im not mexican

All of them are green. and your red

What are you ?

Someone who loves fear. If a ninja falls off a tree in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does he make a sound?

Yes. Thats what the voices tell me..

Shall we run with scissors?

Why shouldn't we?

cuz we mit get stabdid dur

What time is it?

3:55
Shy cheese?

Approximately 1.8

What are your future plans?

None

Last wwords before death?

Reach out and touch faith nirvana

what´s inside da fridge?

A twinkie

What's in your pants pocket?

My elbow.

Where's my elbow?

among the others.

what does milk taste like?