Ask a stupid question, get a a stupid answer

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My elbow.

Where's my elbow?

Chicken Fuked by tuna
Air or Water?

Air IS in water (2 oxygen+1 hydrogen=water)

Plastic or paper?

Depends.

How many fingers do you have?

10 i think.

what are we?

Homo Sapians
What are you?

139 and a half

What am I singing now?

Row row row your boat

where is that thing?

Where the carrots grow.

What did the zebra eat?

It was either the black or white part that's missing on its body. I forget which one. ermm

Let's see..... who are you?

a SpongeBob enthusiest.

How would one go about creating a half man / half monkey creature?

Cutting a guy and a monkey in half and gluing the pieces together.

Why is the symbol of gay people a rainbow?

Because it tastes good.

Why do bats sing?

Originally posted by Soleran
Because it tastes good.

Why do bats sing?

TROGDOR!!!!

How many ears of mine are shaped like elf ears?

Originally posted by Jack of Light
TROGDOR!!!!

How many ears of mine are shaped like elf ears?

Why does Trogdor only have one arm?

who cares.

Why are women's vaginas so appealing?

Bananas
What did i say a minute ago?

Hug me.

Me or you?

What should i do? Im bored lol

Thats my question 😉