Batman vs Thing

Started by Chikorita2 pages

Batman vs Thing

batman has half an hour of prep time.
who wins?

Half an hour of prep? Batman summons the Batplane and nukes Benjie.

Batkick for the win

the thing wins hands down

Batman: Batmoble, Batplane, batkick... etc... Thing is in lots of trouble. Try 30 seconds of info prep and 10 arms prep.

Originally posted by lorddreamer
Batman: Batmoble, Batplane, batkick... etc... Thing is in lots of trouble. Try 30 seconds of info prep and 10 arms prep.

yes... Batman with prep almost killed superman...thing 'll be a walk in the park

Re: Batman vs Thing

Originally posted by Chikorita
batman has half an hour of prep time.
who wins?

thing

Re: Re: Batman vs Thing

Originally posted by guy222
thing

How.

Thing. WTF are these people thinking.

-Batman had months to prepare in the scenario supes and him might fight. Kryptonite Ring doesn't get acquired in 30 minutes ya know.
-His protocols against superhumans is not out of his hands (OMAC).
-Batman is a genius, but not smart enough to create something from his ass that could take down Benjie in just 30 minutes.
-Batplane, Batmobile and other bat-whatever doesn't pack enough power to knock ben. When has it ever acquired a nuke-amount of firepower anyway and why would batman be having it in the first place. Modifications like that couldn't possibly be done in 30 min either.

Unless he has a motherbox or a boomtube ready, he goes down hard.

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
Thing. WTF are these people thinking.

-Batman had months to prepare in the scenario supes and him might fight. Kryptonite Ring doesn't get acquired in 30 minutes ya know.
-His protocols against superhumans is not out of his hands (OMAC).
-Batman is a genius, but not smart enough to create something from his ass that could take down Benjie in just 30 minutes.
-Batplane, Batmobile and other bat-whatever doesn't pack enough power to knock ben. When has it ever acquired a nuke-amount of firepower anyway and why would batman be having it in the first place. Modifications like that couldn't possibly be done in 30 min either.

Unless he has a motherbox or a boomtube ready, he goes down hard.

How about Mr Freeze's gun?

With access to JLA base, he certainly could come up with a motherbox or a boom tube.

Liquid Nitrogen capsules?
http://img136.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=th_07898_bat_liquidnitrogen1.jpg

Check one of the Batcave's stash's.
You'll notice both New God and Thanagarian hardware in there.
http://img104.imagevenue.com/view.php?loc=loc99&image=391_batubertoys1.jpg

We also know that Batman is a foremost expert and owns a lot of Kryptonian tech, some of which was bought from Kara. 🙂
Like this one:
http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=32916_batech_kara1_122_466lo.jpg
That can be used to rewrite genetic codes.

Originally posted by Juntai
Liquid Nitrogen capsules?
http://img136.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=th_07898_bat_liquidnitrogen1.jpg

Check one of the Batcave's stash's.
You'll notice both New God and Thanagarian hardware in there.
http://img104.imagevenue.com/view.php?loc=loc99&image=391_batubertoys1.jpg

We also know that Batman is a foremost expert and owns a lot of Kryptonian tech, some of which was bought from Kara. 🙂
Like this one:
http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=32916_batech_kara1_122_466lo.jpg
That can be used to rewrite genetic codes.

👆 👆

Originally posted by Juntai
Check one of the Batcave's stash's.
You'll notice both New God and Thanagarian hardware in there.
http://img104.imagevenue.com/view.php?loc=loc99&image=391_batubertoys1.jpg
Alyssa Milano?

Edit: Now it works for me... weird...

Originally posted by Juntai
Liquid Nitrogen capsules?
http://img136.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=th_07898_bat_liquidnitrogen1.jpg

Check one of the Batcave's stash's.
You'll notice both New God and Thanagarian hardware in there.
http://img104.imagevenue.com/view.php?loc=loc99&image=391_batubertoys1.jpg

We also know that Batman is a foremost expert and owns a lot of Kryptonian tech, some of which was bought from Kara. 🙂
Like this one:
http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=32916_batech_kara1_122_466lo.jpg
That can be used to rewrite genetic codes.

If he has those then yeah, i'd reckon he'd punk him bad.

Originally posted by Juntai
How about Mr Freeze's gun?

It can but i doubt it. Not much range and not much potency to put down thing. Now if he had Coldcast's gun instead and he'd definitely have a win.

batman

Thing had tons of punishment from Gladiator and got back up. He is tough. I bet he would last longer then some people might think.

thing. batman cant invent something THIS fast

Just so you people know, the batkick doesn't actually exist in comics. Nor is it a valid argument on a forum.

http://img104.imagevenue.com/view.php?loc=loc99&image=391_batubertoys1.jpg

Oh **** This means that even if you gave Bats 5 mins prep he could possibly beat some really powerful people. All he needs is to pick the items up.

"Did my flying saucer arrive from the factory?" 😱

Batman for the win.

I highly doubt Freeze's gun will do much to Thing. Thing has excellent track records of resisting powerful elements of both lightning and fire. Probably ice, as well.

And, why doesn't Ben get 30 minutes of prep? All he needs to do is talk to Reed. Reed is about 10,000 times smarter than Bats and has better equipment.

Still, I doubt Batman could assemble his tech properly. Prep is good but he doesn't know what he's facing. So, he won't know exactly what to get.