Originally posted by xmeat
thou art know that thou can show scans of thy spiderman hitting spidey multiple dost of times but thou doesn't mean superspeed.
First of all your sentence is improperly structured. You are probably trying to make an attempt at Middle English, but to be honest it just seems like colloquialised pidgin English (read 'stupid sounding' broken English), and while you may think it is cool it simply makes you appear dumber than your established norm.
Secondly, a scan showing spiderman punching dozens of times does not necessarily constitute superspeed. But a scan that shows Superman moving so fast that he is a blur, attacking a character so fast that he is literally all over, and moving so fast that he is intangible .....well, that is superspeed.
However i know there is no convincing you (and anyways, in the Hulk vs Superman thread all points pertinent to a fight between an omni-dimensional character vs a one-dimensional one have already been expounded, scans shown, and a debate that went on for pages). And anyways, KMC posters with solid logic can easily see the clear distinction between an omni like Superman and a one-dimensional brick like Hulk and Hercules.
Thus you can go ahead with your feeble (and incorrect) attempts at 'King James' English (you must have recently taken a peek at Romeo and Juliet ....definitely a peek since I doubt you have the stones to actually read something that doesn't pop out or sing songs at the press of a button), and you can also continue comparing Spiderman's combat speed (pretty good) with that of Superman (phenomenal).
You can also continue disregarding the KMC rules on combat between characters.
The reason it is not a big loss is because most posters also disregard you. Kind of like the 'weird' uncle who always makes a boo-boo at the annual gathering and acts the fool, but is generally harmless.
Hey, in your case you'd be the weird uncle faking Shakesperean English ....and doing a terrible job at it.
For what such English should be like it might behove you to check out Chaucer's 'The Canterbury Tales,' although the only problem is that it too has sooooo many words and such few pictures that the cover alone would probably put you to sleep immediately.
Anyways, here is a taste:
'Thou XMeat, quod Spetznaz, doth shewe thyn ers ofte tyme.'
(translation: 'You XMeat, says Spetznaz, does show your @$$ too often.' Particularly when you start posting on things that you do not know of)
Fin.
Originally posted by spetznazc) Well, whatever speed he can fight at, it is EVIDENT (from scans taken from ACTUAL comics) that he can fight an opponent so fast that he seems to be everywhere around the opponent (e.g. the Mongul scenario, and one other that keeps popping up on KMC every now and then ....the name of the character slips me at the present moment). Thus Superman can fight at superspeed ....what speed is that? Well, it is a speed that is so fast that he is basically landing Flash-esque punches all over the opponent (and at the same time blasting them with heat vision, freeze breath, etc).
That would be Imperiex. Am I correct?