Bruce Wayne vs Peter Parker

Started by grey fox4 pages
Originally posted by the_satan32
I say Parker punches a hole in his head.

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I can't believe how close it is...it makes me feel sad. 🙁

Can someone please post as to how Bruce Wayne is beating someone who can press 15 tons, has pre cog, dodges bullets, spins webs and can jump from the floor to the ceiling and then stick to it, without so much as a bat suit?

If Peter pulls his punches and Bruce goes all out, this fight may last 5 minutes.

I am open to any rational arguments that prove otherwise...

Originally posted by Hercules
I can't believe how close it is...it makes me feel sad. 🙁

Can someone please post as to how Bruce Wayne is beating someone who can press 15 tons, has pre cog, dodges bullets, spins webs and can jump from the floor to the ceiling and then stick to it, without so much as a bat suit?

If Peter pulls his punches and Bruce goes all out, this fight may last 5 minutes.

I am open to any rational arguments that prove otherwise...

"I'm the Goddamn Batman"

Thats all the rationality you need.

Originally posted by grey fox
"I'm the Goddamn Batman"

Thats all the rationality you need.

Ahh, in that case I am undone...I concede, Bruce wins! 😛 😄

Ok before anyone claims I did, I honestly want to say this was not a spite thread. I actually thought this might be a decent fight because Bruce is trained in all forms of martial arts and Peter tends to have problems with people like that. Plus Bruce is nearly on Cap's level of human perfection!

Thats why I made this.

Originally posted by Entity
Ok before anyone claims I did, I honestly want to say this was not a spite thread. I actually thought this might be a decent fight because Bruce is trained in all forms of martial arts and Peter tends to have problems with people like that. Plus Bruce is nearly on Cap's level of human perfection!

Thats why I made this.

I can see what you were trying to do and I agree that Bruce's skill might keep him alive for a bit but still . . .

Webbing automatically wins Spidey 10/10 against anyone who is not fast enough to dodge a city-block-sized-chunk of it, or strong enough to rend through it.

OMFG! Batman has nine votes! Is there a new virus that retards people?

🤨 show yourselves batman fiends!

Originally posted by Soljer
Webbing automatically wins Spidey 10/10 against anyone who is not fast enough to dodge a city-block-sized-chunk of it, or strong enough to rend through it.

Agreed so to even things up he can't use the organic webs.
This is strictly hand to hand so, no weapons of anykind!

Originally posted by Entity
Agreed so to even things up he can't use the organic webs.
This is strictly hand to hand so, no weapons of anykind!
Batman throws a kick, and Spider-man sticks his hand to Bruces foot.

He then smilies and picks Bruce up by the leg, and slams him to the ground, repeatedly 😐

/thread

Indeed. Compared to the Cap thread, Batman doesn't have the advantage of the indestructible shield, nor intensive study of Spiderman. Cap knows exactly how he moves, exactly what attacks he throws, exactly where he'll come from. THAT'S how he can even up the odds up close.

Batman has no such advantage. He loses quite often, even without webbing.

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
Batman throws a kick, and Spider-man sticks his hand to Bruces foot.

He then smilies and picks Bruce up by the leg, and slams him to the ground, repeatedly 😐

/thread

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show yourselves batman fiends!

They can't, they work in the darkness, dress in black and have emo moments on rooftops.

LOL peter parker winning bruce wayne?!?!

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
🤨 show yourselves batman fiends!

disguise2 None Here

Bruce may not have his belt but he still has the Batkick!

bruce can kick petey's ass in 1 hour but he spends 45minutes having sex with a waitress

Parker FTW. One word: Speed.

Enough said.

petey still has his spiderman abilities?? petey FTW

Originally posted by qqqqqqq
petey still has his spiderman abilities?? petey FTW

Yeah that's why Bats gets pwned.

PS 10 votes?! This is so stupid it's not even funny.