Bruce Wayne vs Peter Parker

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Originally posted by Hercules
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They can't, they work in the darkness, dress in black and have emo moments on rooftops.

i said smilies instead of smiles 😐......****ing internet forums are taking away my spelling 🙁

oh and lmao.....

hysterical

It's moments like this that I remember why I joined this forum. I started reading this 10 minutes ago and I haven't stopped laughing yet. 😆

wait... Pete w/ organic webshooters... I'd say Spidey.

Pete without the organic webshooters... hmmm...

Yep, still saying Pete. I love Bats, and I don't think Pete really has had all that martial arts training just what he's doing from the spider-sense and stuff.

So, I'd say it's like, Pete wins 7 of 10 fights. But 3 or 4 are pretty close.

Actually... thinking more about it... I'd say it's 50/50. I know Pete has all that stuff, but the fact that Bruce has all the training and actually uses it (Sorry to all those guys with blackbelts and never actually got ina fight with some guy in a dark alley where you could find out if you were getting your money's worth), so I'd say he has a pretty good shot at at least getting a few good hits in and even though Pete would be able to get back up...

Well see, Pete doesn't strike me as the type of character who would fight just for fighting's sake - not saying Bruce is, but I can see him just beating the crap out of Robin one day in the middle of the batcave just to remind him of who gets to drive the Batmobile. I mean, he is a little psychotic.

So now I'm done trying to convince myself. I'm going to say its a tie.

Just because I can.

Dude, the man in your sig stands a better chance of winning than Bruce does. 😉 And you all know he should have kicked Spidey's ass during the fight on the bridge.

Just for the record, I voted for Pete before I talked myself into a stalemate.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Dude, the man in your sig stands a better chance of winning than Bruce does. 😉 And you all know he should have kicked Spidey's ass during the fight on the bridge.

That is soooooooo very true. But he was holding back, I think, because at that point in time he was Cable's buddy.

I can't wait 'til Pool fights spidey for real.

And, of course, Deadpool has regeneration, super agility, strength, etc. I guess I don't think of Spidey as all that strong until somebody points it out. For some reason, I don't think it! Honest! To quote a freaking awesome character, "Spider's don't kick that hard."

Proportionate strength. Crap. Gets me everytime.

Does Pete still have those weird things that come out of his wrists that he used in THE OTHER??? Cause... that'd put him up there with having weapons...

Okay, Pete wins. Sorry. Talked myself back into agreeing w/ my original vote.

Captain American was taking parket until he broke out the iron arms. Granted he had his shield but I think Bats is being underrated.

Originally posted by Stupid Rookie
I think Bats is being underrated.

In this fight?

No, not by a mile. The fact that he has 11 votes is a joke really.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
In this fight?

No, not by a mile. The fact that he has 11 votes is a joke really.

And you said KMC doesn't have any Batman fanboys 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Stupid Rookie
Captain American was taking parket until he broke out the iron arms. Granted he had his shield but I think Bats is being underrated.

Shield, the fact that he has studied Spiderman and knows his moves, plus he has the SSS which makes him physicaly superior to Batman.

All those things in that fight give Cap a leg up, Bruce has no such advantages here, no bat suit, no gadgets, no prep time.

Peter really only has to land one solid blow on Bruce to end this, granted he usually pulls his punches with none super powered types so it would probably take three or more (maybe as many as a dozen given Bruces ability to soak up damage)

But the speed and strength advantage, combined with his Spider sense and the fact that Bruce has no toys what so ever with him, just makes this an uphill struggle for Bruce and one which ultimatley he loses.

I think with his skills Bruce would make it a fight but there are just too many things going against him for him to pull off the win.

Originally posted by Hercules
Shield, the fact that he has studied Spiderman and knows his moves, plus he has the SSS which makes him physicaly superior to Batman.

All those things in that fight give Cap a leg up, Bruce has no such advantages here, no bat suit, no gadgets, no prep time.

Peter really only has to land one solid blow on Bruce to end this, granted he usually pulls his punches with none super powered types so it would probably take three or more (maybe as many as a dozen given Bruces ability to soak up damage)

But the speed and strength advantage, combined with his Spider sense and the fact that Bruce has no toys what so ever with him, just makes this an uphill struggle for Bruce and one which ultimatley he loses.

I think with his skills Bruce would make it a fight but there are just too many things going against him for him to pull off the win.

and you guys are forgetting that if Bruce does get a lucky hit in, Pete could just stick him to that part of the body...and put all that Class 15-20 strength to use...

Batman's top feats:

agility/defense: the ONLY being ever to dodge Darkseid's omega beam

offense/power: was able to hurt the one and ONLY Spectre with martial arts attack

Spiderman's top feats:

defense: dodges bullets

offense: beat up firelord

I'll leave it up to you to decide who the winner is.

Originally posted by masterbruce
Batman's top feats:

agility/defense: the ONLY being ever to dodge Darkseid's omega beam

offense/power: was able to hurt the one and ONLY Spectre with martial arts attack

Spiderman's top feats:

defense: dodges bullets

offense: beat up firelord

I'll leave it up to you to decide who the winner is.

I hope you're joking MB (especially since he dodged it in the DCAU)

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I hope you're joking MB (especially since he dodged it in the DCAU)

I'm not joking, those things I listed are facts, not something I made up so don't think I'm a batman fanboy.

Originally posted by masterbruce
I'm not joking, those things I listed are facts, not something I made up so don't think I'm a batman fanboy.

I don't think you're a Batman fanboy (but you need a feat other than dodging the OE since that was noncanon)

the very fact that bruce even has votes here is beyond the ablilites of the human mind to process

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I don't think you're a Batman fanboy (but you need a feat other than dodging the OE since that was noncanon)

Yea!
Neither does anyone else. So, you actually think Bruce could take on Firelord without a buttload of prep??? 😕

You know, after spending much time thinking about this one... and no alcohol was involved in that process, I assure you...

I think Pete will just say, "Hey, do I know you? Why are we about to fight?"

Bruce, all in billionaire mode will say, "I actually have no idea."

Pete: Wanna get out of here and meet my hot wife?

Bruce: Sure, I've had most of the hot women in the DCU, why not try and steal your wife, too?

Pete: What?

Bruce: Oh, nothing. hahaha. Let's get out of this crummy little dojo.

Pete: Uhm... okay. how did we get here anyway?

Bruce: Nerds like that "blind" guy in the KMC universe thought it would be funny to pair us together in a fight.

Pete: Oh you totally know I'd win right?

Bruce: Uhm... sure. You know I beat down Superman every time Frank Miller writes me, right?

Pete: Yeah? Don't you have a crap load of bat-shaped doodads to do that, though?

Bruce: *sigh* how about we get out of here now?

Originally posted by masterbruce
Batman's top feats:

agility/defense: the ONLY being ever to dodge Darkseid's omega beam

offense/power: was able to hurt the one and ONLY Spectre with martial arts attack

Spiderman's top feats:

defense: dodges bullets

offense: beat up firelord

I'll leave it up to you to decide who the winner is.

i'll never understand some of those feats

Originally posted by Blind
You know, after spending much time thinking about this one... and no alcohol was involved in that process, I assure you...

I think Pete will just say, "Hey, do I know you? Why are we about to fight?"

Bruce, all in billionaire mode will say, "I actually have no idea."

Pete: Wanna get out of here and meet my hot wife?

Bruce: Sure, I've had most of the hot women in the DCU, why not try and steal your wife, too?

Pete: What?

Bruce: Oh, nothing. hahaha. Let's get out of this crummy little dojo.

Pete: Uhm... okay. how did we get here anyway?

Bruce: Nerds like that "blind" guy in the KMC universe thought it would be funny to pair us together in a fight.

Pete: Oh you totally know I'd win right?

Bruce: Uhm... sure. You know I beat down Superman every time Frank Miller writes me, right?

Pete: Yeah? Don't you have a crap load of bat-shaped doodads to do that, though?

Bruce: *sigh* how about we get out of here now?

😆 another Blind classic