Wolverine Vs. 8,000,000 Grizly bears

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bears

How would the bears kill Logan?
And wouldn't the first 10000 dead bears create a wall of carcases that that rest couldn't climb over 😘
James for the win.

what happens if Wolverine sets fire to the bears?
they're very furry, so very flamable I presume...

all Wolverine has to do is rub his blades together to make a fire on one dead bear and then toss it into a few others ... presto! BBQ-BEARS!

Wolverine for the win, I can't see more than 8-10 bears managing to attack him at any one time (and of that only 3-4 will make any real contact) as there simply isn't enough Wolverine to go round, for the bears.

the bears' best tactic for a guaranteed win is to all take a dump at the same time ... the resultant bacterial infections will overwhelm Wolverine's HF instantly and the sheer mass of shit will bury him (or drown him, if it's runny!).

You know, out of 8 million bears there MUST be a few gay bears who thinks a feral little hairy canadian is quite sexy...

They hold him down and after they are done with him Wolvie looses the will to live, his HF shuts down and he self-snikt!`s

Wolverine could let the bears eat him.
Then an hour later pop out of ones chest. 😘

Forget the bears. 12.8 million sand flies ftw.

how many Duck Billed Platypuses (correct plural?) would it take to beat Wolverine?

1) if they're feral and focussed on humping or eating

2) if they've been prepped by Dr. Doom, for one day?

Doom could send a Cyborg Platypus back in time to when James was born and kill him.
1 platypus.

Originally posted by Starscream M
um no he wouldn't. he'd lose...very badly and painfully.

He can take maybe 3 - 5 grizzlies at once. 10 of them would maul him to death. 50 could feed perpetually on him, so every time he regenerates, another bear would eat it.

8 million bears!!!!!

this is an awful spite against Logan. he does not deserve such a fate.

crylaugh0

Originally posted by Digi
^^ Well sure, if the bears are just milling about and randomly attacking one another, it's one thing.

But it's not "free-grazing, happy bears vs. wolverine". It's Bears vs. Wolverine. We assume "max potential" for other combatants on KMC, so we owe the same courtesy to the bears.

Bears are so large there's only room for 4-6 of them to attack Wolverine at a time. So he slices through them until the 7,000,000 bear, where he passes out in exhaustion, and the rest feed on him.

OK? Let's close the thread now? 😉

Originally posted by janus77
how many Duck Billed Platypuses (correct plural?) would it take to beat Wolverine?

1) if they're feral and focussed on humping or eating

2) if they've been prepped by Dr. Doom, for one day?

If he plays dead they won't eat him.

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Originally posted by ExodusCloak
If he plays dead they won't eat him.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
cause bears never eat carrion, human garbage, nor people amirite?

Originally posted by psycho gundam
cause bears never eat carrion, human garbage, nor people amirite?

Are they hungry bears?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx_7fhq2-q8

No there MA bears taht learned through training to survive without food for a long time
YouTube video

Originally posted by ExodusCloak
Are they hungry bears?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx_7fhq2-q8