ESB is THE best SW Movie, period.

I looked for an ESB appreciation thread and I couldn't find it. And I was watching ESB today and was compelled to make this.

Empire Strikes Back is THE best Star Wars movie, period.

We have Imperial Walkers being brought down by tow cables!
We have Liea being a total whore and hooking up with both Luke and Han!
We have the training on Dagobah!
We have Vader pwning an Imperial Officer over a vid screen!
We have Yoda's philosophical ramblings on the Force (Do or do not, *****)!
We have the Dark Side Cave!
We have Cloud fcuking City!
We have, for the first, and sadly last time, C-3PO shutting the fcuk up!
We have Han Solo being frozen into a ornament (one which we all wish we had)!
We have the baddest lightsaber battle in the OT!
We have the one second that will forever change the way Luke Skywalker masturbates!
We have THE revelation in movie history, "Luke, I am your father."
We have Mark Hammil turning into a chipmunk after aforementioned revelation!
We have Luke hanging onto the antenna looking thing with one hand (beastly)!
Oh yea, how could I forget the best thing about it.

TAUN-TAUNS!!!

Post your love for ESB here.

I guess you can post your hate for it too, if that's possible.

ESB's romantic scenes were NOTHING compared to the class act of Natalie Portman's and Hayden Christenson's scenes in AOTC or ROTS. Oscar worthy performances man, Ford and Fisher got nothin' on those Bogart and Bergman's of SW. AOTC all the way!

ROTS was cooler, with more action and explosions, so it's better than ESB.

ESB's acting was excellent, it had a terrific blend of humor, action, drama, romance (all performed flawlessly), so obviously it BLOWS! WOOT!!! ROTS's wooden and obviously scripted acting and overused CGI trumps ESB anyday! WOOT!

Yup, I think I'm set to win the debate of the century.

ESB is good, but its not the best. Sorry.

(and your poll phails)

Originally posted by Alliance
ESB is good, but its not the best. Sorry.

Originally posted by Alliance
(and your poll phails)

Originally posted by Marxman
Empire Strikes Back is THE best Star Wars movie, period.

The best is ROTJ, the best title, happy ending, great space battle, just hated the Ewoks, why couldn't have ben the Wokies.

Originally posted by Marxman
You know you love it. You want to vote. Go 'head. Do it, you bad boy.

You make it sound like we're haveing kinky buttsecks.

Originally posted by Marxman
Just wondering, what's your favorite?

ESB is one the best, but AOTC is better.

esb is the best i dont care who denys it. and honestly rots is second best.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
esb is the best i dont care who denys it. and honestly rots is second best.

^^^Said if for me.

Empire is the best SW film, period.

ROTS is really F-Ing good too, though.

Next is ANH, then TPM, then ATOC, and lastly JEDI.

But Empire will always remain my favorite.

ESB rules...

its the one that gets watched the most in our house
with Jedi second............underated and due praise in the light of the PT
ANH third
ROTS fourth
and TPM for the nostalgia factor of the buzz leading up to it comes in at fifth

AOTC just sits there gathering dust with The Planet of the Apes remake in the naughty corner of my DVD collection

😂

Although.... I do think I prefer Burton's PotA to AOTC... maybe.

^^^ Heresy.

AOTC pWnZ.

I'm most likely to fall asleep while watching AOTC than any of the other. It lacks depth from when Anakin and Padame walk on the refugee transport to when Anakin owns the Sand People.

Originally posted by Marxman
I'm most likely to fall asleep while watching AOTC than any of the other. It lacks depth from when Anakin and Padame walk on the refugee transport to when Anakin owns the Sand People.

I love AOTC...but it's a terrible example of moviemaking.

As a movie, it has as much depth and makes as much sense as watching a DVD of all of Bjork's music videos and trying to get a movie out of it...but they're both just as beautiful to watch.

But pretty pictures don't a good movie make. AOTC sucks.

AOTC is a great movie, it has Count Dooku in it, com on.

So? It has one good character... it lacks story, substance, depth....

And ESB has all of that. clap