Brit Slang and insults.....

i want to be able to speak the slang in case i ever visit the UK. i want to know how to say "where is the local bar, i am gonna get ripped!!!"

"dumb americans are so full of themselves, they think they are kings of the world."

Timid! you should say "Stupid Yanks, They think their s**t don't stink!"

but our shit doesnt stink. 😖hifty:

Goddamnit, I thought this was a thread to make fun of Britney Spears in...😒

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Goddamnit, I thought this was a thread to make fun of Britney Spears in...😒

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Goddamnit, I thought this was a thread to make fun of Britney Spears in...😒

😂

i dont get it.

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
😂

i dont get it.

bangers and mash

Originally posted by Strangelove
bangers and mash

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
insult me in brit slang. pretend i just hit your brand new mercedes.

I'll bash you good! 😠

but thats not brit.

Nope, it's Homerish. srug

I can talk Swedish instead of british. 131 😐

lol

i speak gobbledygook.

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
lol

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i speak gobbledygook.

like a turkey.

insult me in brit slang. pretend i just hit your brand new mercedes.

Please feel free to add expletives where you think they would emphasise the sarcasm appropriately.

Where did you get your driving license, free in a box of cereals?

Would you like me to refer you to a good driving instructor?

When will you be taking the driving test then?

Originally posted by Browser
Please feel free to add expetives where you think they would emphasise the sarcasm appropriately.

Where did you get your driving license, free in a box of cereals?

Would you like me to refer you to a good driving instructor?

When will you be taking the driving test then?

😂