Jack's quotes..

I like the exchange he has with Gibbs at Tortuga when he explains Will is Bootstrap's only kid. Gibbs seems to grin and he says something like, "There's bound to be some scum around here" and Jack says, "One can only hope."

"Take what you can. Give nothing back," and then their little toast. True pirates there.

also their very first words...I love this part...Jack is soo smart and sexy...

JACK

You seem somewhat familiar ... have I threatened you before?

WILL

I make it a point to avoid familiarity with pirates.

JACK

Ah. Then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So if you'll excuse me ...

in the jail...after he's arrested....

JACK

You can keep doing that forever, that dog's never going to move.

PRISONER

Excuse us if we ain't resigned ourselves to the gallows just yet!

Jack: Then where do all the stories come from, I wonder?

He's not your average dumb pirate. He started MENSA's pirate chapter. Not to mention brings sexy back.

Originally posted by lovethemtigers
I love it...all fabulous quotes by the gorgeous Pirate...so funny!!! Don't you just love him.....and the way he phrases things and the words he uses....I find myself trying to talk like him .....OMG...off to the obsession thread...

I think I'll join you LOL!

I have a screencap, i know it's late but I just found it after looking through my thousands of POTC pics, I mean it I really do have alot LOL, I guess that's where obsession takes you...
Oh and this is the I know what I want scene

in p2
"is this a dream?"

bootstrap *shakes head* "no"

jacks nods realizing it "i thought not if there were there be rum"

bootstrap grins raises and arm, and hands Jack the rum.

i dont knw my fav. probably
"You look bloody awful, what're you doin' here?"
"You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax!"
"You smell funny!"

Hee hee, I like when he gets Will and James. This is short, but shows just how witty he is. Norrington wants him to be "silent as the grave" and asks Jack if he's made himself clear.

Jack: Inescapably.

"I love weddings. Drinks all around!"

Norrington: *Glare*

Jack: *Yikes*

AWE in purgatory:

Jack:What would my torment be without wierd crabs here to mock me!!!

DMC:

Gibbs😖o we're heading out to find what ever this key unlocks!
Jack: If we don't have the key we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks! so what purpose would be serving finding whatever needs be unlocked -which we don't have-withput first having found the key wha' unlockes it?

Jack to Will : "No, you want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitoraly finding and or locating in your detecting of the discovering of a way to save your dolly belle' ol'what's her face

...You have no idea how long it took me to type that, sorry if there are spelling mistakes...

You know what....EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF THAT MAN'S MOUTH.....I LOVE 😍 so i quote all his lines....lol!

LOL yeah I was about to say that line to! I especially like it because Jack adds a "savvy?" in the end and Will looks at him like "HUH? No most definitely NOT savvy! Come again?"

I love all of his confusing and complicated lines. The ones that make him want to kill the writers lol.

Jack: Do you have the courage and fortitude to stay true and follow orders in the face of danger and almost certain death?

Originally posted by PirateDiva
You know what....EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF THAT MAN'S MOUTH.....I LOVE 😍 so i quote all his lines....lol!

How true... 😍 😍 😍

JACK SPARROW
Just how many souls do you think my
soul is worth?
JACK SPARROW
You're a diamond, mate. Send me back
the boy, I'll get started right off.
JACK SPARROW
Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble,
heroic, *terrific* soprano. Worth at
least four... maybe three and a half.
And did I happen to mention... he's
in love. With a girl. Due to be married.
Betrothed. Dividing him from her and
her from him... would only be half as cruel as to actually let them bond in holy matrimony, savvy?

OH AND I QUOTE SAVVY JUST BECAUSE THAT LINE IS SOO AWESOME, DID ANYONE NOTICE HOW AWE IS IN AWESOME!!!, NOW THAT'S AWESOME!!! 😱 😄 😆

Originally posted by PirateDiva
You know what....EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF THAT MAN'S MOUTH.....I LOVE 😍 so i quote all his lines....lol!

😆 💃 😆 this is so true..you said it best Diva...Every word that comes out of that man's mouth...I love.....

there is not a Jack quote that I don't like....

this thread could go on forever and ever...

"What did the bird say"

"no, much more better, it is a drawring of a key?"

Classic Jack Sparrow...just before Will goes over to the FD to find the key:

will: That's the flying dutchman. She's doesn't look like much."

Jack: Neither do you. Do not underestimate her....(then he nudges Gibbs to go along with him)
Gibbs: must've run a- foul of the reef...
Jack: What's your plan then?

And If there are crewmen? ....I like...simple, easy to remember..

Oy, if you do happen to get captured just say Jack Sparrow sent you to settle his debt...it might save your life.

Douse the lamps.

Originally posted by PirateDiva
You know what....EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF THAT MAN'S MOUTH.....I LOVE 😍 so i quote all his lines....lol!