Jack's quotes..

Originally posted by lovethemtigers
Classic Jack Sparrow...just before Will goes over to the FD to find the key:

will: That's the flying dutchman. She's doesn't look like much."

Jack: Neither do you. Do not underestimate her....(then he nudges Gibbs to go along with him)
Gibbs: must've run a- foul of the reef...
Jack: What's your plan then?

And If there are crewmen? ....I like...simple, easy to remember..

Oy, if you do happen to get captured just say Jack Sparrow sent you to settle his debt...it might save your life.

Douse the lamps.

hahah i love when he like nudges gibbs to go along with it

i love the enuchy parts when he talks about or to Will

Jack examins Will. pinches his arm, inspecting him. points to Will shakes his head. Makes a 'snip' gestures "eunuchy" the cannibols look disapointed

or in p1
He is my uncles son distant cousin twice removed great serprano eunuch! points behind him at Will. (sorry if that was a little incorrect i can't find the script so it is by memory)

Jack: Lizzie, I love you...Will you marry me?

Whoops, sorry that's just what I WISH he would say... 😉

Anyway...

JACK SPARROW
Oh, Mr. Gibbs.

GIBBS
Aye.

JACK SPARROW
Uh, I feel sullied and unusual.

GIBBS
And how do you intend to harvest these
ninety-nine souls in three days?

JACK SPARROW
Fortunately, he was mum as the condition
in which these souls need be.

GIBBS
Ah... Tortuga!

JACK SPARROW
Tortuga.

How do I get an avatar and where do you put it on the profile..I can't seem to find it....

u can get any pic and go to main profile under avatar and use the avvy thing (it will size it to the size it need be).

Why is the rum always gone?
Oh that's why.

Ooh I love this line

Look what I got!
I've got a jar with dirt!
I've got a jar with dirt!
And guess what's inside it!

Again a great line. If he falls, that's so funny.

Elizabeth: Captain Sparrow

Jack: Come to join me crew, lad, Welcome Aboard

Elizabeth: I've come to find the man I love

Jack: I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea

Elizabeth: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow

Jack: Elizabeth (looks her up and down, turns to Gibbs) Hide the Rum
(turns back to Elizabeth ) You know, these clothes do not flatter you at'all it should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin..

Elizabeth : Jack, where's Will? I know he came to find you.

Jack: Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this. But due to an unfortunate and an entirely unforeseeable series of circumstance that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, Poor Will has been pressed-ganged into Davy Jones' crew.

_ I love this scene...first great scene of many between Jack and Liz in DMC....
I almost died when he said "it should be a dress or nothing"....I was like...did he just say what I thougt he said...OMG>.....

and I love his long winded explanation of what's happend to Will and the expression on his face...Priceless, Classic Jack Sparrow...Love the man...

and then to Norrington......

Elizabeth: Davy Jones?

Norrie: Oh, please, the captain of the Flying Dutchman?

Jack: (to Norrie) What are you doing here? YOu look bloody awful.

Norrie: YOu hired me. I can't help it if your standards are laxed.

Jack: You smell funny.

LOL...I love that part...Jack is crazy...and so sexy...

oh so ssexxi

hee hee hee, Will and Gibbs talking about Jack.

Will: What did he use for rope.

(Gibbs looks stumped)

Jack: Human hair.....from my back.

I think everybody in the theater about died when he said that and we knew we were watching a classic. Smart-ass Jack.

The most interesting part is that Johnny added the "..from my back." part himself. Teehee! I heard this quote somewhere. Maybe an extended scene or first draft script?

Jack: there seems to be a lot of huzzaying going on here?

am I imagining it? was it a blooper? maybe something Johnny blurted out? can someone tell me where it was?

Jack, Norrington and Will in the three way sword fight...

Norrington: Please excuse me while I kill the man that ruined my life.
Will: Be my guest.

Jack: Let's examine that claim for a moment, shall we, former Commodore. Who was the man that at the moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars saw fit to set said pirate free and take your dearly beloved all to himself, eh? So who's fault is it really that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from Pirates, eh?

Jack-logic: confusing at times, but always right.

I forgot about the sullied and unusual line. I think that's my very favorite.

lol thats one of my favs. ive used it numerous times

These are some of my favorites:

I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Funny ol' world innit?

Easy on the goods darlin'.

I want my jar of dirt.

Not good.

And the one that makes me cry, "ello beastie."

okay,...

As I said, Persuade Me

Pirate

Let's make it three shillings and forget the name

Smith, Smithy if you like

I can't help it, it's such a pretty boat, Ship.

Elizabeth, It would have never worked between us, Darling, I'm sorry

Now show me that horizon

Welcome to the Caribbean, Luv

I like it, simple, easy to remember

Don't do anything stupid...Like that...

What the Pear really is, is Freedom....

peas in a pod, Darling

She's only a ship, mate...

We're not free yet, luv

My intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled...

One word, luv, Curiosity

You should keep a more watchful eye on her, maybe lock her up somewhere...

Well, there comes a time when one must pay for one's mistakes...

I WOULD name all of my favorite lines but let me just say: "everything that comes out of his darn SeXy lips." and save myself the trouble.

oh so true!!!

Can we include expressions and gestures? I love that thing he does with his tongue when he meets Mr. Cotton. He must have a vivid imagination because he really looks freaked out by the missing tongue.