T.E.A.M Headquarters- Those Mongooses...

Started by Redatom65735 pages

basically

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFJmOsngeDI

video of day

Good god that movie sucked. 🙄 Awesome drinking game though. 😆

Originally posted by Redatom65
5 points go to Symmetric for saving those two when he did.

Hey, I didn't need saving, I had already told Trick to run! 😎

I RUN FROM NOTHING! except tables over herald level....... 😆

When a child screams because their parent won't let them watch their yugioh, When A turtle doesn't beat the rabbit, when the diabolical rattle snake defeats the great Mongoose. T.E.A.M is there! The T, often considered the most important letter in the alphabet. T often has sexual intercourse with the **** of the alphabet "U." Therefore there would be no T in T.E.A.M without T! T stands for The! Great Caesar's ghost without this letter it'd make me think of my old girlfriend tam, or "tammy" as she preferred to be called. Without E there would be no justice in what we do. Without E! there would be no drunk staggering Hercules. Why, yes the Letter E is the clogged arteries of our fine institution that was built on the ancient penguin burial grounds o so many years ago. Some think the E stands for over emphasize, but only the wise truly know it stands for Eradicating. Now I know you 3rd grade viewers at ho,e are saying, "Eradicating?" Well I know you spelling Bee Champs are asking about the word origin, but quite frankly I do not know. Without This next letter. Tricksterpriest wouldn't have that Fancy Golden tooth! This letter supplies all our pride, money, lust, this letter's just one giant sin in the view of all religions. And that's exactly why they elected me team leader, but only true evil can be the master mind! *looks at Grey Wolf* This Letter will give you money, but kick your as$ letter. Give it Up for the letter A! Most of you drop outs are saying does A stand for apple. well all I have to say is. pal. You've got some nerve. the A stands for ANGRY! Boy o Boy kids if you've read this far, you must love me as it is. What dedication! Let's blaze onward with my cheesy "worker of the week" Slide Show. Without this letter no one would no who we are. This letter is the most mysterious, fur, eradicating letter of hem all. This letter would kill me if it had the chance. This letter makes socks and fanboys shiver in their boots. The letter I mean is the letter M! For Mongoose! That's right we are the Beatles! .....I mean we are the mongooses and trust me we will have a number one hit on the charts soon enough! So no that you've read my seminar you can't close our thread. MONGOOSES ASSEMBLE!

That was so fun to type :-D

Not another HUGE paragraph! 😑

it's the one from the first paragraph i just bumped it

It's not that bad. Still makes no ****ing sense though. 😆

Well, England beat France in the Six nations, it all comes down to next weekend now!

If we can trash Wales by enough points we win the six nations! 😄

And then its the World Cup at the end of the year, ahh it may be good to be an English Ruby fan again!

When a child screams because their parent won't let them watch their yugioh, When A turtle doesn't beat the rabbit in a race, when the diabolical rattle snake defeats the great Mongoose. T.E.A.M is there! First off we have The T, T often considered the most important letter in the alphabet, T often has sexual intercourse with the b!tch of the alphabet "U." Therefore there would be no T in T.E.A.M without T! T stands for The! now as we move on I say Great Caesar's ghost as without this letter it'd make me think of my old girlfriend tam, or "tammy" as she preferred to be called.This letter is of course E! Without E there would be no justice in what we do. Without E! there would be no drunk staggering Hercules showing up late during battle. Why, yes the Letter E is the clogged arteries of our fine institution that was built on the ancient penguin burial ground o so many years ago. Some think the E stands for over emphasize, but only the wise truly know it stands for Eradicating. Now I know you 3rd grade viewers at ho,me are saying, "Eradicating?" Well I know you spelling Bee Champs are asking about the word origin, but quite frankly I do not know. So to avoid conflict with my own intelligence we move on to the next letter. Without This next letter. Tricksterpriest wouldn't have that Fancy Golden tooth! This letter supplies all our pride, money, lust, testicles. this letter's just one giant sin in the view of all religions. And that's exactly why they elected me team leader, but only true evil can come up with this letter and be the mastermind of our organization *looks at Grey Wolf* This Letter will give you money, but kick your as$ later after figuring out you slept with tammy. Give it Up for the letter A! Most of you drop outs are saying does A stand for apple. well all I have to say is. pal. You've got some nerve. the A stands for ANGRY! Boy o Boy kids if you've read this far, you must love me alot more than I do *covers wrists*. What dedication! Let's blaze onward with my cheesy "worker of the week" Slide Show of mine. Without this letter no one would no who we are. This letter is the most mysterious, furry, eradicating letter of them all. This letter would kill me if it had the chance and you too for that matter. This letter makes socks and fanboys shiver in their boots and that goes double for whores and politicians. The letter I mean this foundation is the letter M! For Mongoose! That's right with this letter, we prove that we are the Beatles! .....I mean we are the mongooses and trust me, you give us a ukulele and an accordion we will have a number one hit on the charts faster than Trickster's popping of his blow up mattresses! So now that you've read my seminar you can't close our thread. MONGOOSES ASSEMBLE!

there I made it funnier and fixed it up

Originally posted by Redatom65
When a child screams because their parent won't let them watch their yugioh, When A turtle doesn't beat the rabbit in a race, when the diabolical rattle snake defeats the great Mongoose.

T.E.A.M is there! First off we have The T, T often considered the most important letter in the alphabet, T often has sexual intercourse with the b!tch of the alphabet "U."

Therefore there would be no T in T.E.A.M without T! T stands for The! now as we move on I say Great Caesar's ghost as without this letter it'd make me think of my old girlfriend tam, or "tammy" as she preferred to be called.

This letter is of course E! Without E there would be no justice in what we do. Without E! there would be no drunk staggering Hercules showing up late during battle. Why, yes the Letter E is the clogged arteries of our fine institution that was built on the ancient penguin burial ground o so many years ago.

Some think the E stands for over emphasize, but only the wise truly know it stands for Eradicating. Now I know you 3rd grade viewers at ho,me are saying, "Eradicating?" Well I know you spelling Bee Champs are asking about the word origin, but quite frankly I do not know.

So to avoid conflict with my own intelligence we move on to the next letter. Without This next letter. Tricksterpriest wouldn't have that Fancy Golden tooth! This letter supplies all our pride, money, lust, testicles. this letter's just one giant sin in the view of all religions. And that's exactly why they elected me team leader, but only true evil can come up with this letter and be the mastermind of our organization *looks at Grey Wolf* This Letter will give you money, but kick your as$ later after figuring out you slept with tammy.

Give it Up for the letter A! Most of you drop outs are saying does A stand for apple. well all I have to say is. pal. You've got some nerve. the A stands for ANGRY! Boy o Boy kids if you've read this far, you must love me alot more than I do *covers wrists*.

What dedication! Let's blaze onward with my cheesy "worker of the week" Slide Show of mine. Without this letter no one would no who we are. This letter is the most mysterious, furry, eradicating letter of them all. This letter would kill me if it had the chance and you too for that matter. This letter makes socks and fanboys shiver in their boots and that goes double for whores and politicians.

The letter I mean this foundation is the letter M! For Mongoose! That's right with this letter, we prove that we are the Beatles! .....I mean we are the mongooses and trust me, you give us a ukulele and an accordion we will have a number one hit on the charts faster than Trickster's popping of his blow up mattresses! So now that you've read my seminar you can't close our thread. MONGOOSES ASSEMBLE!

there I made it funnier and fixed it up

Ahh thats better! 😛

Originally posted by Redatom65
you can always be

here's our team scrappy doo, our team krypto, our team wtf?

Skippy The Rad Mongoose

😱

So where is my red carpet?

Originally posted by ..::Marea::..
So where is my red carpet?

Are you part of the team now?

Originally posted by ..::Marea::..
So where is my red carpet?

We don't really have that kind of money . . .

Yes she is. PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME AND A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, to Marea, our token female superhero! *claps* *rolls out a red carpet* Welcome to the Mongooses. Hey Herc, give me props for succeeding. 😄

Originally posted by jasonk3
Are you part of the team now?

Yes.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
We don't really have that kind of money . . .

Fine, well I am here.

So what do we do here.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Yes she is. PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME AND A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, to Marea, our token female superhero! *claps* *rolls out a red carpet* Welcome to the Mongooses. Hey Herc, give me props for succeeding. 😄

Welcome Marea...We aint got a red carpet but we got beer, and lots of it.

To Marea...cheers

we basically goof off, rag on fanboys, make jokes, and possibly get ready for a inter-team tourney. Hopefully, you will learn more about comics than you already did and grow to appreciate them. We're basically a bunch of screwballs in an already insane forum. *holds up joints* Who wants weed? 😮‍💨