Originally posted by Redatom65
Ladies and Gentlemen. RA incorporation's bring you.A Redatom rant.
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*It had been the best of times. It had been the worst of times. That's all RA said to himself this fine March Morning. He had not been to the speakeasy for a week or so. Trickster had to singlehandedly rebuild it and gave Superguy his first days off in years. He had a radio and was listening to his hip young pop music. He straightened his tie, for tonight was a special occasion. RA was an important part to the organization. He was the club's prime funder. Hercules was the real reason why the club was in the condition it was. He was there everyday with Marea and by the end of the night he was on the table. it had gotten to the point Trickster would reserve a table for our dear greek Englishman. Badabing, however, was the reason the Mongooses prime customers weren't people. he'd scare 'em and maul 'em. The prime customers were the hobos brought in by Inamilist and Spunky Smurf. Now children, I'm going to take a moment to stray off what I call the describing part of the rant to talk to you seriously.*
"My fellow Mongooses, It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Sexual Intercourse and relations is golly gee what have you done to me fun. But sharing Email cards is hot diggity dog ziggity boom terrific. I'm not going anyway with this. Now back to our rant."
*Well that was kind of odd, now wasn't it. No political satire or anything. Hell there wasn't even a fart joke. I anticipate Hercules chuckle at that and I look forward to that small bit of pity He shall lend me. The place had been rebuilt. It was a fricken Apocalypse head. I saw a broken window where the left eye was suppose to be. Hercules is already here. I went in there to see Superguy gained 30 pounds over his vacation. But, had been playing the Accordion all night for he was sweating up a storm. He'll be 40 plds lighter by next week. There were 4 sections to the speakeasy for the sign of reopening and I knew they were just waiting for me. There was the founders section. The new members section where Roldz and Evil Ash were. Evil Ash. Another Apocalypse fan. You can tell the two collaborated on this scheme. I was slightly angry. The other sections included the rabbi's section. There was Spunky SMurf and for some random reason martian Mind was there. What In Syd ceasar's name was Martian Mind doing in our speakeasy. I signaled Guy and Lord Sydious to throw him out, but by golly they're just to damn nice. So I had jason throw him out which he did. I noticed alot of smoke in the kitchen and decided to see what was going on back there. Socks all around. I told Jason something very important.
"Jay, This place will be annihilated in 10 minutes. Slay these socks. They're keeping the hobos out."
*I didn't see him for the rest of the night, but knew that his success would be in his next story of sock slaying. I got up on the stand and waited for everyone to applaud. No one except guy and Lord Sidious applauded. I cleared my throat and began*
"Trickster, I do not care how big you can make yourself, and I don't care what you can morph your arms into. We are not an Apocalypse fan club. I'll have the hobos rebuild the place. Now Hercules, if you will. Destroy this place."
*Hercules was asleep. He was out like a rock. I gave a nod to Smurf who came up to Hercules and poked him a few times. Hercules woke up and fell on smurf. i repeated to him to destroy the structure and sure enough everyone fled the egocentric building that was apocalypse's head except Badabing who sat there. with the same dur expression. hercules had brought the building down and Jason continued to destroy the socks in the cafeteria. Trickster and Evil ash were in tears until Trickster b!tch slapped Superguy who stopped playing the accordion. I walked home realizing as Hercules terrorized the joint grey Fox was probably still in the bathroom, doin god knows what to his toyfare magazine.*
FIN!
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wave hi everyone 😛
Originally posted by Hercules
I have had better days but I'm ok. 😉
Originally posted by guy222
Hi Kaya. Hey Herc. Hang in there, buddy. Tomorrow be better. Kaya, u have a good day also 🙂
Originally posted by jasonk3
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