Originally posted by Redatom65
i edited my rant a bitAND NOW!
THE RANTINGS OF REDATOM
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*Redatom walks into the Mongoose Tavern. A dark damp place. only a fool would walk into here. As he walked to the tavern he wondered to himself. "Why am i thinking in third person? Do I think I'm that cool. Of course I do...yes....yes...yes I do." He noticed Hercules already had his shirt ripped and was passed out on the table with a Guinness in his hand, he noticed there had been marks of the doopfool and mushrooms all over Hercules exposed body. Ony a moron would not be able to comprehend Smurf had been there. As he continued to walk he thought that it'd be much cooler if he would strut. But, in the process of strutting he noticed a light burning out in the corner where Symmetric Chaos sat in a ball annoyed as he was being poked with a stick by Smurf and Inamilist. I knew it'd grow ugly, so I kept my distance. But regardless I began my strut. I couldn't help, but hear the loudness of Jason in the distance. He had returned from one of many Hulkbusting quests and his story was so compelling he had Guy, Marea, kayakat, and Sidious gathered around of his great story.*
"YAR, AND THERE I WAS BEING FACED DOWN BY THEE DEVIL GOBLIN. THE MOST ARROGANT HULKLIN THAT YE HAVE EVER SEEN..." he'd rant.
*I paused for only a second as I made my way to the bar. Trickster was there cleaning out a glass. He smirked at me and said.*"What'll be Mr. Mongoose."
*I took out a 30 in Mongoose currency.*
"Get me your meanest cup of Apple Cider" i replied in my coolest voice
*trickster turned around licking the 30 I had given him and when i turned I noticed Badabing sitting right next to me sitting next to me the most "dur" expression on his face. I tried making conversation, but everyone was distracted when Smurf went flying at Superguy playing the accordion. Everyone knew Trickster's golden rule."No Hitting The Accordion Guy!"
He had jumped over the bar and was heading towards sym. Everyone knew he was going to put a spanking on him. So i turned to badabing who's face hadn't changed and said
"excuse me"
I knew I wasn't going to get my beverage for a while so I headed for the bathroom. on my way there I turned around noticing Jason was trying to pick up Marea and kayakat, but doing a pretty bad job at it.and looked over at Inamilist who had been knocked out while Symmetric was being spanked. It terrified me. I looked in the arcade where Guy and Sidious went off to play Mortal kombat II and turned my head to see Superguy recovering from his run in with Doopfool.*
*I attempted to open the bathroom door, but it was locked. So i knocked. A voice came up and said*
"Jus-Just a second!"
* I grew Impatient and began kicking the door*
"What a damn second!" the voice said again
"Open the door damn it!" i said extremely impatient
*there was a moment of silence and the door finally opened. it was grey Fox."It's all yours mac." he said
*and like that he was gone with his penthouse magazine. i gazed in the bathroom and barfed. I walked away. on my way back to the bar stool I noticed Hercules had broken the table and was on the ground now. Jason had a bottle smashed over his head, Smurf was being touched by hobos, Symmetric had stormed out, Inamilst was still knocked out and Guy had beaten Sidious in MKII. I made it back to my bar stool and was greeted by badabing with the same expression on his face. My glass had been on the counter, but empty. i knew he drank it and punched him. He fell off his stool and was just lying there on the floor with the same dur expression. Feeling a sense of superiority I stood up on the counter and keyed Superguy to play the accordion. I began singing a Beatles song. i was singing "I want to hold your hand" and felt like I was doing a pretty damn good job. I was half way through when I got tackled by badabing he begin pummeling me in the face. while helpless on the ground all I could see is that dur face staring, laughing at me.*This my friends is an average night at the mongoose speakeasy.
TO BE CONTINUED
Originally posted by Redatom65
Ladies and Gentlemen. RA incorporation's bring you.A Redatom rant.
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*It had been the best of times. It had been the worst of times. That's all RA said to himself this fine March Morning. He had not been to the speakeasy for a week or so. Trickster had to singlehandedly rebuild it and gave Superguy his first days off in years. He had a radio and was listening to his hip young pop music. He straightened his tie, for tonight was a special occasion. RA was an important part to the organization. He was the club's prime funder. Hercules was the real reason why the club was in the condition it was. He was there everyday with Marea and by the end of the night he was on the table. it had gotten to the point Trickster would reserve a table for our dear greek Englishman. Badabing, however, was the reason the Mongooses prime customers weren't people. he'd scare 'em and maul 'em. The prime customers were the hobos brought in by Inamilist and Spunky Smurf. Now children, I'm going to take a moment to stray off what I call the describing part of the rant to talk to you seriously.*
"My fellow Mongooses, It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Sexual Intercourse and relations is golly gee what have you done to me fun. But sharing Email cards is hot diggity dog ziggity boom terrific. I'm not going anyway with this. Now back to our rant."
*Well that was kind of odd, now wasn't it. No political satire or anything. Hell there wasn't even a fart joke. I anticipate Hercules chuckle at that and I look forward to that small bit of pity He shall lend me. The place had been rebuilt. It was a fricken Apocalypse head. I saw a broken window where the left eye was suppose to be. Hercules is already here. I went in there to see Superguy gained 30 pounds over his vacation. But, had been playing the Accordion all night for he was sweating up a storm. He'll be 40 plds lighter by next week. There were 4 sections to the speakeasy for the sign of reopening and I knew they were just waiting for me. There was the founders section. The new members section where Roldz and Evil Ash were. Evil Ash. Another Apocalypse fan. You can tell the two collaborated on this scheme. I was slightly angry. The other sections included the rabbi's section. There was Spunky SMurf and for some random reason martian Mind was there. What In Syd ceasar's name was Martian Mind doing in our speakeasy. I signaled Guy and Lord Sydious to throw him out, but by golly they're just to damn nice. So I had jason throw him out which he did. I noticed alot of smoke in the kitchen and decided to see what was going on back there. Socks all around. I told Jason something very important.
"Jay, This place will be annihilated in 10 minutes. Slay these socks. They're keeping the hobos out."
*I didn't see him for the rest of the night, but knew that his success would be in his next story of sock slaying. I got up on the stand and waited for everyone to applaud. No one except guy and Lord Sidious applauded. I cleared my throat and began*
"Trickster, I do not care how big you can make yourself, and I don't care what you can morph your arms into. We are not an Apocalypse fan club. I'll have the hobos rebuild the place. Now Hercules, if you will. Destroy this place."
*Hercules was asleep. He was out like a rock. I gave a nod to Smurf who came up to Hercules and poked him a few times. Hercules woke up and fell on smurf. i repeated to him to destroy the structure and sure enough everyone fled the egocentric building that was apocalypse's head except Badabing who sat there. with the same dur expression. hercules had brought the building down and Jason continued to destroy the socks in the cafeteria. Trickster and Evil ash were in tears until Trickster b!tch slapped Superguy who stopped playing the accordion. I walked home realizing as Hercules terrorized the joint grey Fox was probably still in the bathroom, doin god knows what to his toyfare magazine.*
FIN!
Only found 2 of them. shrug
*Redatom65 sat in his trailer near the newly rebuilt speakeasy. He put on a formal affair with a spiffy black bow tie, grabbed a box of cigars, which his motto always was*
"A woman's always a pleasure, but a woman is always a smoke"
*he put on some glasses, despite the blurred vision, took out some grease paint and smeared it over his eyebrows, and his upper lip, and fixed his beetle shaped hair in an odd fashion. RA was ready for a night on the tow, with a hey knotty-naughty and hotchacha. He came out with his chicken waltz and walked in the speakeasy, now shaped like Oprah's rack. We all knew trickster's obsession with Oprah, but this was really going to attract attention. He went inside noticing the tension in the atmosphere and slowly made his way around the bar in the sad atmosphere. Guy was singing karaoke to Superguy's accordion playing whilst Bada, who's face was a dur expression much more focused while doing the Russian/Jewish kick dance while shouting*
"HEY!"
*on occasion, even if it didn't fit the song whatsoever. Guy was singing American Idiot, which really didn't sound right coming from an accordion. I made my way around he bar with my bizarre chicken waltz making my way to sym. I saw him and he began poking me. I went on a rant about my recent trip to Africa*
(GOLLY GEE WILICKERS, OR FOR YOU PEOPLE YOU SPEAK EBONICS LIKE ME, HOMEY GEE WILICKERS, A RANT WITHIN A RANT! WHAT A PARADOX!)
"We took pictures of the native women, but they weren't developed so we're planning on coming back later, that reminds me one night I woke up and I saw a pink elephant in my pajamas, how it got there I'll never know."
*RA began dancing in an odd fashion, Sym seemingly didn't get it and smacked me across a table. In this I came across Roldz and nvr who seemed quite of awkward what with being N00bs. I said*
"welcome to the club" *and began reminiscing about my points of views on marriage*
"I'm sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather. "
*they glared at me coldly and got up and left. i began to wonder if I pulled off a good Groucho, despite everyone else knew their leader was making a fool of himself and were beginning to think of mutiny. I made my way over the Kaya who I noticed was enjoying Bada's dancing and told her to pick a card. she said*
"what am I suppose to do with this?"
I replied
"nothing I have 51 more"
*she didn't smile and punched me, so hard I flew into sym. Sym clearly found this annoying, and to replace Smurf who was at the monthly prostitute convention, began poking me, eventually throwing me into Superguy. The music stopped, and Guy kept singing, Bada stopped dancing and sat next to Kaya, for they all knew red was going to get a good ass kicking. I staggered up slowly, my blurred glasses broken, my grease painted facial features smeared, and when I regain focus, a big, blue, ham was charging towards me with a chainsaw for an arm. The crowd cheered and the crowd applauded until trickster was poked. he stopped and turned around, acknowledging Sym standing there. Sym punched him scarily in the jaw knocking the poor galoot out. They took my poor beaten up body and threw me into the non-alcoholic beverages, they being the split personality Guy seems to often have. I awoke later in a daze to bada staring a tome with his fir face startling me to death. I slowly stumbled away, reconsidering what I did last night, though it was way to late*
FIN
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Sersi is sub herald. I don't see her as Herald. I don't think you'll get enough support for that one. Now Diana on the other hand, you can make a legitimate case for her being Herald level. I'll support you on that arguement. 😉
Sersi is more durable than Surfer and Superman. She is can amp up stronger than Thor, and Is a better matter transmuter than Surfer. And she has Telepathy. "sub Herald?"
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Sersi is more durable than Surfer and Superman. She is can amp up stronger than Thor, and Is a better matter transmuter than Surfer. And she has Telepathy. "sub Herald?"
She got punked twice by Exodus. And she has other low showing. More durable than Surfer and Supes? 🤨 Dude, wtf? I'm gonna read her respect thread if she has one, but I think you're overhyping her.
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
She got punked twice by Exodus. And she has other low showing. More durable than Surfer and Supes? 🤨 Dude, wtf? I'm gonna read her respect thread if she has one, but I think you're overhyping her.
She's an Eternal. You have to scatter thier atoms in order to kill them. And even then it seems impossible to so under even high powered circumstances.
Originally posted by guy222
hey buddy. lakers stumbled again. they need some more players. how r u this fine mornin
I am good...btw,you know who didn't stumble,The Raptors. I keep trying to rep them because Kobe destroys Toronto everytime they play the lakers, In fact his record setting 81 was against the Raptors... 😆