The New Rant
Spoiler:To pwn a sock, to pwn a Hulkling, other than badabing, who is the warlord of all dur emoticons.....Jason claims he's a sock hunter and Trickster's always got his foot in his mouth, this rant is like a haiku
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REDATOM HAS SPOKEN
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Originally posted by Redatom65
The New RantSpoiler:To pwn a sock, to pwn a Hulkling, other than badabing, who is the warlord of all dur emoticons.....Jason claims he's a sock hunter and Trickster's always got his foot in his mouth, this rant is like a haiku
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REDATOM HAS SPOKEN
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Big Ups Red ! 🤘
Originally posted by Redatom65Oh, Hell yeah!
The New RantSpoiler:To pwn a sock, to pwn a Hulkling, other than badabing, who is the warlord of all dur emoticons.....Jason claims he's a sock hunter and Trickster's always got his foot in his mouth, this rant is like a haiku
*snaps fingers like a beatnik* durfist durfist durfist durfist durfist durfist durfist [durfist
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REDATOM HAS SPOKEN
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ok I think a real rant is in order.
:It was a cold spring day, this spring day in spring. It was like no other, for it was cold outside. Red went to check his nipple thermostat. It was freezing! So Red went in his closet and took out one of his many Hulk hides that he wore to bulk up on cold days and paced to the speakeasy, for we all know, in the world of Red's bizarre yet interesting rants, no one owns cars to pollute the atmosphere (One of many plugs in red's rants!) He felt it odd that the jealous and evil illuminati would steal the giant rack of Oprah that Trickster built in place of the head of Apocalypse, but he didn't care as long as some building was up. He arrived and to his dismay he heard the noise of cheesy techno beats outside a modern night club. RA knew he'd get in what with being head honcho of the Mongooses. So Red put on his figurehead cap and butt in front of the line which was kept in single fil by a sexy velvet rope that screamed good taste. He so knew that the n00bs of the team picked it out trying to suck up, or so he thought. He got to the front of the line and noticed the impeccable Badabing blocking his way with his dur expression. Red turned around to see who else was in line. Where he saw Martian, Sym, and Smurf's holograph. And in the back was the lonely grey Fox who ruined the bathroom with a weird goo in the first rant(A plug for you viewers to read more rants!) Red confronted Bada with his importance, but he quickly replied.*
"I only answer to teh women dur "
*But golly, Red grew impatient so he thought and thought, and the only thing he could think of was to beat him up, but apparently Bada thought ahead and threw me over the sexy velvet road. Red, god bless 'im, didn't know what to say, so being the ass that he is, he began being sneaky(If you like sneaky stuff you'll love MAD magazine's Spy v.s Spy!)
He tried crawling in the apocalypse tinted windows for he knew that's where trickster's cook, Ash was. He got in, but gosh darnit there was Badabing, 2 places at once, he warned me if he tried this trick again that He'd warn Trickster who we all know has 2 golden rules*
1. DON'T HIT THE ACCORDION GUY!
2. DON'T ATTEMPT TO HAVE RELATIONS WITH THE COOK
*Red crawled out from the dumpster where his foil threw him. And began the cliche of digging a hole outside to get inside, and wouldn't you know it it worked. he found himself in the counseling room where Guy was counseling some emo users. He turned around and this time I saw nvr behind me. it was obvious that bada assigned some help, and Nvr socked it to me right to the jaw. ....*
8 HOURS LATER
"ya all right mista atom?"
*came a voice, I opened my eyes and saw the earie sight of Trickster. I found a giant rock under the pillow and threw it at his head in which he conked out ASAP. RA then broke out of the window and some how, found himself jumping out a 30 story building. To avoid certain damage, Red replaced himself with stuntman Roldz who took the damgae for him, at the expense of the budget cuts the rants had to endure. RA tucked and rolled after witching himself with his stunt man when they closed in on the fall and dashed for home, for he knew this was one weird rant.*
FIN!