For everybody who didn't read this in the Spider-Man vs Wolverine thread.
Originally posted by StyleTimew00tdur 😆 😆 banana02
*StyleTime stands with his eyes closed and arms folded atop a mountain cliff. He feels a dark presence approaching as easily as he would the wind blowing on his skin. With eyes now open, StyleTime peers over the rocky overhang he was training on.*StyleTime:...
*In a complex pattern of flips and twists, the herald of style leaps from his perch and lands on bouldered terrain before an unknown foe.*
Badabing: dur
StyleTime: Badabing...
*StyleTime smirks. He knows he is in for a fight. Jumping at the chance to test his abilities, he attempts his best puns he learned from years of training at a 4th grade afterschool program.*
Badabing: dur
StyleTime:He's......too blissfully unaware.....for my quips to take effect!
Badabing: dur
*A wave of jocular backlash strikes StyleTime and sends him easily fifty feet backwards. StyleTime rolls to a stop as he was taught by Jessica, his 12 year old mentor. Jumping to his feet, StyleTime scans the area for his worthy foe.*
StyleTime:..Where'd he go?.....Damnit. Badabing must be headed for KMC. I must warn the others.
*Before StyleTime sets off, he notices some strange insignia on the back of his hand. He raises his hand to take a closer look at the marking.*
StyleTime: What the....?
*Closer scrutiny of his hand reveals dur*
StyleTime: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!