Originally posted by Redatom65
Dead socks lie across the trail set ahead of our weary explorers. Smurf, oblivious to the fact they were being followed, rambled on, about how he pwned the shit out of xmeat, to the point in which Faceman couldn't stand it."Did you boys, see how I threw that acorn. I mean shit, eh?" Smurf said with his Canadian accent.
Faceman pulled his shoulder so that Smurf faced him, and hi hit him to Kathmandu and back. Smurf was on the ground, and Face, only then realized the mistake he had made. So he and guy sat, rather then continuing their trip, dragging the fool."how long do you think it'll take till he get's up?" Asked Faceman
"I don know, how are you?" Replied Guy
"fine..." murmured Faceman, but at the moment he finished his sentence, they heard rumbling in the bushes. Faceman, resorting to a more primitive state, grabbed Smurf's Spear, and readied himself. When out from the bushes, came a boy, a Dutch boy, pulling his pants up, and applying his lipstick, in a fashion that turns all the local socks on. On the service from which this sock rose, was another sock lying face first on the ground. Faceman had seen Whirly before, and knew that was him. Sad that anyone could be Judge's *****. Faceman could make out what it said on his arm. *Weapon Of Mass Destructing*
"His Ims Das Judges. Yous looks weaks. Only Masterbruces is strongs. Yous cans nots passss folls. Yous wills dies heres"
ENGLISH TRANSLATION:
Hi I'm Judge, I'm a fighter, so you can't pass.Face looked at him like he was an idiot, and Smurf got up ready to punch Faceman, when he noticed Judge.
"Who the hell are you? You remind me of a buddy of mine. He goes by the name of Martian-mind. You his sidekick, or something?"
Judge Replied
"Nos mans Ims Svend. Yous cants moves. Ill beats youss ups fools."
Smurf began mocking him.
"Mesa Jar Jar Binks, eh?" He fell over laughing from his own wit, and Face just glared at him.
Judge grew increasingly impatient, as they weren't paying attention to him. They didn't care about him, cause quite frankly, he's just a dumb kid, that argues over an Internet. Judge got on his knees, which got the attention of Smurf and Face.
"ills dos anythings yous wants, justs accepts mes" Judge Pleaded.
Faceman looked at him in pity, but did Smurf? Oh no!
"would you suck Faceman off, eh?" said Smurf in his most deviant voice.
"ifs thats whats it takes.." replied Judge solemnly
Faceman stared at Judge and smurf with disgust. He pulled out his revolver and shot Judge and then pegged it at Smurf.
"Let's Go Guy" He said sternly as he began walking
Guy looked sadly at Smurf, and carried him, not wanting to leave him behind.
"No Mongoose Left Behind" he said
Faceman ignored him and kept walking, in which Guy followed. SUDDENLY. A mass Symbiote arrises, with a different surname, but they both(both being Guy and Faceman) knew it was Judge. Now they knew why it was called Sock Forrest.
"pleases accepts mes" he continued to plea. He began spamming the forrest with weeds.(figurative language, for threads, for our nimwitted friends). Faceman, took the spear he picked up earlier and stabbed Judge, and began running. More and more socks appeared, and weeds popped up. But, his spear got him through, till finally. Faceman was past the Sock Forrest. When all of a sudden a male fairy popped up.
with a thick new york accent, the spirity said
"hi, i'm yo fairy godfatha. Yo guiding spirit. And one thing I shoud tell ya, is ya shouldn't have aten that samich today."
The spirit began to laugh obnoxiously then Faceman said
"....Jason?"
in which he replied
"yo, yeah it's me, yeah I died, to bad, eh? Anyway, ya left Guy in there..."
Faceman jumped and turned around to Guy nor Smurf no where In sight. He charged back in, and while heading in Jason called in saying
"Watch out fo the socks bro!"
Faceman collapsed on his face and when he arose, all that was there was Guy and Smurf. Smurf being on the ground, there was no trees, no weeds, no socks, no Judge. Everything was gone.
"Can we move along now, we need to save our friend." Guy said
"whaaaaa?" said Faceman in a daze.
Then Jason reappeared saying "Hi, it's me yo fairy godfatha. Can't you see what's goin' on here?"
Face said
"No what?"
Jason replied
"Guy here, went ape shit on the forest, nothing is left standing"
"Holy Shit!"
exclaimed Faceman
"who the hell are you talking to" grumbled Smurf who rose from the ground."
Jason began talking over smurf
"Only you can hear me Face, I'm like the Great Kazoo O, by the way, way to pwn Smurf earlia. "
Faceman laughed and said "no one Smurf.."
Guy interrupted "Can we go now."
SMurf, began to go off on a tangent while walking.
" So there Xmeat was, eh? Easily 30 stories high....."
TBC
Originally posted by Redatom65
"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to save red we go" sang Guy as he marched ahead of the tired Faceman and Smurf. As they struggled up the hill. Jason kept reading obnoxious poetry written by Burt Reynolds to Face, and his tuff New York Accent, began to change to that, of comedian Gilbert Godfried. Guy just kept on singing, and Smurf grew more angry. His beauty cream, which he often applied to his face was fading, and He finally snapped."GUY WILL YOU STFU!!!" He exclaimed. this yelling woke Faceman from his trance, and he pulled the drool hanging out of his mouth back into his mouth. Guy, without turing around responded "Sticks and stones, my friend, sticks and stones." And after word began humming a new tune. Just Keep Swimming. From Finding Nemo. Jason laughed and continued to read more Burt Reynolds Poetry, obnoxiously. Smurf's face grew red.
"Let's make camp here! Face and I are tired! Right Face!"(imagine Gilbert talking here) "So I took my ***** and I....Smurf's trying to get your attention big Boy" Said Jason
"uh.........yeah" He said snapping out of a daze, yet again.
"What about Red and our friends?" Quipped Guy
"**** em" Smurf said.
"fine, we'll stay here for the night, as it's getting dark, I'll be on the hill watching the stars. Rest well friends." And like that Guy went up a tree. Without hesitation, Smurf pulled out his laptop, and began watching his favorite video in the whole wide world. "Numa Numa." Jason's spirit heard this and he began whispering into ear to kill Smurf. he hated that video. Faceman was already in a trance and was easy to break. He got up and took his spear and paced towards Smurf, as if he belonged in the film version of "The Shining."
He was quickly interrupted by a plastic lighting bolt thrown at his head. He looked up to see 2damnloud. A man, dressed like a woman. And overweight too. And next to him was Rutog. They wielded all kinds of plastic lightning bolts, and to avoid lazy writing. On my part. Before they replicate what Xmeat did and to avoid them looking like socks that escaped the forest. I'm going to retcon both characters from the rants.
Faceman paced towards Smurf with the spear and pierced him through the arm. Smurf yelped in angry agony and flipped him over his back. They both quickly circled each other and Smurf placed his finger in the air, indicating for him to wait a moment. He picked up his laptop, and began playing the classic star trek fight music. And Smurf tackled him. Jason whispered into Faceman's ear.
"Jab him in the balls! C'mon! You Can Do it!"
Face shouted "SHUT UPPPPPPP!!!!!"
this caused Smurf to pause as he looked at him, as if the bloke was nuts, and sure enough he was. he took his spear and stabbed at Smurf's crotch. Smurf yelped," I NEVER SPREAD MY SEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!"
Guy Came Down and continuously back handed the both them.
"We're Friends! DAMNIT!"
Smurf stammered off, his pride shot, and Faceman lay on the grass, shaking, his mind torched from Jason. It was now up to Guy
TBC
It's 12:40ish around here. And I feel like Johnny Chase on 'Entourage'. "VICTORY!!!" Awesome show, highly recommend it. Anyways, the rant pwned. 😄 👆 Red my man, we need to advertise. These rants deserve to be profiled. I WANT ALL LOYAL MONGOOSES TO COPY THE RANTS DOWN AND WEAR THEM PROUDLY! THREE CHEERS FOR OUR LEADER, REDATOM! HIP HIP, HOORAY! clap
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
It's 12:40ish around here. And I feel like Johnny Chase on 'Entourage'. "VICTORY!!!" Awesome show, highly recommend it. Anyways, the rant pwned. 😄 👆 Red my man, we need to advertise. These rants deserve to be profiled. I WANT ALL LOYAL MONGOOSES TO COPY THE RANTS DOWN AND WEAR THEM PROUDLY! THREE CHEERS FOR OUR LEADER, REDATOM! HIP HIP, HOORAY! clap
I agree
Originally posted by Redatom65
Dead socks lie across the trail set ahead of our weary explorers. Smurf, oblivious to the fact they were being followed, rambled on, about how he pwned the shit out of xmeat, to the point in which Faceman couldn't stand it."Did you boys, see how I threw that acorn. I mean shit, eh?" Smurf said with his Canadian accent.
Faceman pulled his shoulder so that Smurf faced him, and hi hit him to Kathmandu and back. Smurf was on the ground, and Face, only then realized the mistake he had made. So he and guy sat, rather then continuing their trip, dragging the fool."how long do you think it'll take till he get's up?" Asked Faceman
"I don know, how are you?" Replied Guy
"fine..." murmured Faceman, but at the moment he finished his sentence, they heard rumbling in the bushes. Faceman, resorting to a more primitive state, grabbed Smurf's Spear, and readied himself. When out from the bushes, came a boy, a Dutch boy, pulling his pants up, and applying his lipstick, in a fashion that turns all the local socks on. On the service from which this sock rose, was another sock lying face first on the ground. Faceman had seen Whirly before, and knew that was him. Sad that anyone could be Judge's *****. Faceman could make out what it said on his arm. *Weapon Of Mass Destructing*
"His Ims Das Judges. Yous looks weaks. Only Masterbruces is strongs. Yous cans nots passss folls. Yous wills dies heres"
ENGLISH TRANSLATION:
Hi I'm Judge, I'm a fighter, so you can't pass.Face looked at him like he was an idiot, and Smurf got up ready to punch Faceman, when he noticed Judge.
"Who the hell are you? You remind me of a buddy of mine. He goes by the name of Martian-mind. You his sidekick, or something?"
Judge Replied
"Nos mans Ims Svend. Yous cants moves. Ill beats youss ups fools."
Smurf began mocking him.
"Mesa Jar Jar Binks, eh?" He fell over laughing from his own wit, and Face just glared at him.
Judge grew increasingly impatient, as they weren't paying attention to him. They didn't care about him, cause quite frankly, he's just a dumb kid, that argues over an Internet. Judge got on his knees, which got the attention of Smurf and Face.
"ills dos anythings yous wants, justs accepts mes" Judge Pleaded.
Faceman looked at him in pity, but did Smurf? Oh no!
"would you suck Faceman off, eh?" said Smurf in his most deviant voice.
"ifs thats whats it takes.." replied Judge solemnly
Faceman stared at Judge and smurf with disgust. He pulled out his revolver and shot Judge and then pegged it at Smurf.
"Let's Go Guy" He said sternly as he began walking
Guy looked sadly at Smurf, and carried him, not wanting to leave him behind.
"No Mongoose Left Behind" he said
Faceman ignored him and kept walking, in which Guy followed. SUDDENLY. A mass Symbiote arrises, with a different surname, but they both(both being Guy and Faceman) knew it was Judge. Now they knew why it was called Sock Forrest.
"pleases accepts mes" he continued to plea. He began spamming the forrest with weeds.(figurative language, for threads, for our nimwitted friends). Faceman, took the spear he picked up earlier and stabbed Judge, and began running. More and more socks appeared, and weeds popped up. But, his spear got him through, till finally. Faceman was past the Sock Forrest. When all of a sudden a male fairy popped up.
with a thick new york accent, the spirity said
"hi, i'm yo fairy godfatha. Yo guiding spirit. And one thing I shoud tell ya, is ya shouldn't have aten that samich today."
The spirit began to laugh obnoxiously then Faceman said
"....Jason?"
in which he replied
"yo, yeah it's me, yeah I died, to bad, eh? Anyway, ya left Guy in there..."
Faceman jumped and turned around to Guy nor Smurf no where In sight. He charged back in, and while heading in Jason called in saying
"Watch out fo the socks bro!"
Faceman collapsed on his face and when he arose, all that was there was Guy and Smurf. Smurf being on the ground, there was no trees, no weeds, no socks, no Judge. Everything was gone.
"Can we move along now, we need to save our friend." Guy said
"whaaaaa?" said Faceman in a daze.
Then Jason reappeared saying "Hi, it's me yo fairy godfatha. Can't you see what's goin' on here?"
Face said
"No what?"
Jason replied
"Guy here, went ape shit on the forest, nothing is left standing"
"Holy Shit!"
exclaimed Faceman
"who the hell are you talking to" grumbled Smurf who rose from the ground."
Jason began talking over smurf
"Only you can hear me Face, I'm like the Great Kazoo O, by the way, way to pwn Smurf earlia. "
Faceman laughed and said "no one Smurf.."
Guy interrupted "Can we go now."
SMurf, began to go off on a tangent while walking.
" So there Xmeat was, eh? Easily 30 stories high....."
TBC
Judge is from Denmark, so hes not Dutch, hes Danish...
Good rant though! 😆