Originally posted by guy222
I just finished dinnerWhat's new
Originally posted by my2cents
would you say family guy is better than simpsons?
But I still like Family Guy better 😛
Originally posted by JasonK4
Chillin in my B-Boy stance...To answer your question...
YouTube videoBut I still like Family Guy better 😛
Son, I'm not proud of you
*A fat man walks into an outline of himself while the Hitchcock theme plays*
“Good Evening…I am Rufus T. Firefly. In tonight’s tale you will haunted beyond belief. Questions such as “who’s fatter, Scotty from star trek or Perry Mason” will be revealed. Other questions may include “Did Hercules Sex Change go successfully despite Tricksterpriest’s objections?” Do not attempt to adjust your monitor. We are controlling transmission. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can control the screen to make a soft blur, or control it to crystal clarity. For the next 3 hours, you will sit tight and watch the Tiny Toon Adventures. *pauses for screams* This is the Outer limits. In tonight’s story our featured protagonist, Muss, will find himself in the most peculiar of situations when he deals with a flight into the Twilight Zone.
“You will make it home safely…won’t you Muss…” pleaded Martian who was still wearing his housekeeping clothing and holding a feather duster. Muss approached her.
“Now, honey, this is a simple trip to paramount, I need to pitch a new sci-fi horror film. It stars Arnold Schwarzenegger in which an alien bounty hunter visits Earth picking off humans. I call it E.T and Musclesaurus!” Muss says with a gleam of hope in his eyes as he gestures with his hands as his beloved wife rolls her eyes considering she had heard this story so many times before.
“That’s all good, but….I have a 6th sense about these things and I don’t think you should go.” Martian pleaded as Muss chuckled.
“Honey, honey, it’ll be fine, I’ll tell you what, when I return, I’ll be the one who buys the condoms for a year!”
Martian sighed, “well if you feel you must, I can’t stop you.” Muss kissed his woman and left for the airport and the unknown.
It was drizzling by the time Muss reached the airport. He began to reconsider entering the plane, but after growing a pair of testicles, which seemingly increased his iron. (Boy Magneto from X2 would love that. Boy that last sentence was irrelevant. Have you ever noticed how poorly treated the irelephants are at the circus these days. They have them jumping through hoops!)
After spending 7 hours getting the tickets in line he spent another 8 hours in the security check, our dear protagonist who the readers at home can most definitely relate with, finally, made the plane. It was a good thing he woke up early! In fact! He didn’t go to sleep at all! He left in the PM for a late AM flight! True Story, True Story! Muss sat down and saw, from the corner of his eye William Shatner and John Lithgow! He told Mr. Lithgow that he loved 3rd Rock from the Sun and begged Shatner to sing “Rocket Man” for the on flight entertainment. The unwilling Shatner refused, until after a little “mile high club reassurance” changed his mind.
Muss took his seat, a little nervous of the act that the Shat will force him to commit to. But tries to calm himself with the thought of Martian wearing that see-through robe that he loved so much. (This narrator says WTF!!?!??!!??!!?) Muss looked next to him and saw Red.
“Hey Boss, I didn’t know you were on this flight.” Red, barely acknowledging his colleague continues to stare at the interesting seat that’s in front of his seat replied in a very David Duchovny voice.
“I go where horror is to follow.” Surprised muss replied
“wh-what?” ,but Red, being the ass that he is, simply ignored him with the daze on his face.
The plane took off and Red finally said
“I’m afraid to fly.” in the same tone he had spoken in since his first appearance of the rant. Muss looked a him in amazement.
“what was that master?
“planes are evil, they carry gremlins.”
“gremlins?”
“demons with wings. Much like Vultures are.”
“ex-excuse me.”
“where are you going dearest Muss?”
“To the Shat.”
“Very Well, I heard he was going there with our stewardess Jason.”
“Our resident Marvin the Martian Mongoose!?”
“The Very Same, all Jason asked the shat is if he wanted some refreshments, and the Shat worked his charm.”
Muss gulped as he got up to head to the plane’s restroom.”
To Be Continued.
Originally posted by Rufus T Firefly
stop editing all of your posts
Originally posted by Rufus T Firefly
and despite this, The Simpsons in it's prime is way out of Family Guy's league
Originally posted by Rufus T Fireflydurlaugh
*A fat man walks into an outline of himself while the Hitchcock theme plays*“Good Evening…I am Rufus T. Firefly. In tonight’s tale you will haunted beyond belief. Questions such as “who’s fatter, Scotty from star trek or Perry Mason” will be revealed. Other questions may include “Did Hercules Sex Change go successfully despite Tricksterpriest’s objections?” Do not attempt to adjust your monitor. We are controlling transmission. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can control the screen to make a soft blur, or control it to crystal clarity. For the next 3 hours, you will sit tight and watch the Tiny Toon Adventures. *pauses for screams* This is the Outer limits. In tonight’s story our featured protagonist, Muss, will find himself in the most peculiar of situations when he deals with a flight into the Twilight Zone.
“You will make it home safely…won’t you Muss…” pleaded Martian who was still wearing his housekeeping clothing and holding a feather duster. Muss approached her.
“Now, honey, this is a simple trip to paramount, I need to pitch a new sci-fi horror film. It stars Arnold Schwarzenegger in which an alien bounty hunter visits Earth picking off humans. I call it E.T and Musclesaurus!” Muss says with a gleam of hope in his eyes as he gestures with his hands as his beloved wife rolls her eyes considering she had heard this story so many times before.
“That’s all good, but….I have a 6th sense about these things and I don’t think you should go.” Martian pleaded as Muss chuckled.
“Honey, honey, it’ll be fine, I’ll tell you what, when I return, I’ll be the one who buys the condoms for a year!”
Martian sighed, “well if you feel you must, I can’t stop you.” Muss kissed his woman and left for the airport and the unknown.
It was drizzling by the time Muss reached the airport. He began to reconsider entering the plane, but after growing a pair of testicles, which seemingly increased his iron. (Boy Magneto from X2 would love that. Boy that last sentence was irrelevant. Have you ever noticed how poorly treated the irelephants are at the circus these days. They have them jumping through hoops!)
After spending 7 hours getting the tickets in line he spent another 8 hours in the security check, our dear protagonist who the readers at home can most definitely relate with, finally, made the plane. It was a good thing he woke up early! In fact! He didn’t go to sleep at all! He left in the PM for a late AM flight! True Story, True Story! Muss sat down and saw, from the corner of his eye William Shatner and John Lithgow! He told Mr. Lithgow that he loved 3rd Rock from the Sun and begged Shatner to sing “Rocket Man” for the on flight entertainment. The unwilling Shatner refused, until after a little “mile high club reassurance” changed his mind.
Muss took his seat, a little nervous of the act that the Shat will force him to commit to. But tries to calm himself with the thought of Martian wearing that see-through robe that he loved so much. (This narrator says WTF!!?!??!!??!!?) Muss looked next to him and saw Red.
“Hey Boss, I didn’t know you were on this flight.” Red, barely acknowledging his colleague continues to stare at the interesting seat that’s in front of his seat replied in a very David Duchovny voice.
“I go where horror is to follow.” Surprised muss replied
“wh-what?” ,but Red, being the ass that he is, simply ignored him with the daze on his face.
The plane took off and Red finally said
“I’m afraid to fly.” in the same tone he had spoken in since his first appearance of the rant. Muss looked a him in amazement.
“what was that master?
“planes are evil, they carry gremlins.”
“gremlins?”
“demons with wings. Much like Vultures are.”
“ex-excuse me.”
“where are you going dearest Muss?”
“To the Shat.”
“Very Well, I heard he was going there with our stewardess Jason.”
“Our resident Marvin the Martian Mongoose!?”
“The Very Same, all Jason asked the shat is if he wanted some refreshments, and the Shat worked his charm.”
Muss gulped as he got up to head to the plane’s restroom.”To Be Continued.