Originally posted by Redatom65
AND NOW!THE RANTINGS OF REDATOM
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*Redatom walks into the Mongoose Tavern. As he walked to the tavern he wondered to himself. "Why am i thinking in third person?" he noticed hercules already had his shirt ripped and was passed out on the table with a Guinness in his hand, he noticed there had been marks of the doopfool and mushrooms. he knew smurf had been there. As he continued to walk he thought that it'd be much cooler if he would strut. But, in the process of strutting he noticed a light burning out in the corner where Symmetric Chaos sat in a ball annoyed being poked with a stick by Smurf and Inamilist. I knew it'd grow ugly, so I kept my distance. I couldn't help, but hear the loudness of Jason in the distance. He had returned from one of many Hulkbusting quests and his story was so compelling he had Guy, Marea, kayakat, and Sidious gathered around of his great story. I paused for only a second as I made my way to the bar. Trickster was there cleaning out a glass. He smirked at me and said.*
"What'll be Mr. Mongoose."
*I took out a 30 in Mongoose currency.*
"Get me your meanest cup of Apple Cider" i replied in my coolest voice
*trickster turned around licking the 30 I had given him and when i turned I noticed Badabing sitting right next to me sitting next to me the most "dur" expression on his face. I tried making conversation, but everyone was distracted when Smurf went flying at Superguy playing the accordion. Everyone knew Trickster's golden rule."No Hitting The Accordion Guy!"
He had jumped over the bar and was heading towards sym. Everyone knew he was going to put a spanking on him. So i turned to badabing who's face hadn't changed and said
"excuse me"
I knew I wasn't going to get my beverage for a while so I headed for the bathroom. on my way there I turned around noticing Jason was trying to pick up Marea and kayakat, but doing a pretty bad job at it.and looked over at Inamilist who had been knocked out while Symmetric was being spanked. It terrified me. I looked in the arcade where Guy and Sidious went off to play Mortal kombat II and turned my head to see Superguy recovering from his run in with Doopfool.*
*I attempted to open the bathroom door, but it was locked. So i knocked. A voice came up and said*
"Jus-Just a second!"
* I grew Impatient and began kicking the door*
"What a damn second!" the voice said again
"Open the door damn it!" i said extremely impatient
*there was a moment of silence and the door finally opened. it was grey Fox."It's all yours mac." he said
*and like that he was gone with his penthouse magazine. i gazed in the bathroom and barfed. I walked away. on my way back to the bar stool I noticed Hercules had broken the table and was on the ground now. Jason had a bottle smashed over his head, Smurf was being touched by hobos, Symmetric had stormed out, Inamilst was still knocked out and Guy had beaten Sidious in MKII. I made it back to my bar stool and was greeted by badabing with the same expression on his face. My glass had been on the counter, but empty. i knew he drank it and punched him. He fell off his stool and was just lying there on the floor with the same dur expression. Feeling a sense of superiority I stood up on the counter and keyed Superguy to play the accordion. I began singing a Beatles song. i was singing "I want to hold your hand" and felt like I was doing a pretty damn good job. I was half way through when I got tackled by badabing he begin pummeling me in the face. while helpless on the ground all I could see is that dur face staring, laughing at me.*This my friends is an average night at the mongoose speakeasy.
TO BE CONTINUED
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Originally posted by guy222
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