SC's WorldWarHulk

So GreenScar is on his way back to Earth and he runs into Thor who is also on his way back.

They get really drunk and Thor bets Mjolnir on an arm-wrestling contest. Hulk beats him and picks up Mjolnir (he is now worthy b/c he beat Thor and because of all the good stuff he did in PlantHulk).

Odin sees this and gives Hulk complete knowledge of how to use the hammer (lets assume he's really drunk too).

Hulk makes it to Earth without anybody noticing.

(Also Strange is tottaly pissed about CivilWar and decides not to interfere. He'll also be holding back the ridiculously powerful magic users but not interfering in any other way)

So now that Hulk is armed with Mjolnir and full knowledge of its powers, a good level of intelligence like we've seen in PlanetHulk and doesn't have Strange to stand in his way how long will his rampage last or is MarvelEarth completely screwed?

THE WAR STARTS IN THE BAXTER BUILDING

the Wars starts in the baxter buldingand it end in the baxter building the momment the Thing says its 'cloberin time!

Uh oh......this could get ugly. there's only a few guys that can stop him. Sentry, other mages, warpers, Apoc, Reed with prep, and I think that's it. He'll cause alot of destruction before he goes down .

nah, after the initial impact of Hulk's rampage, Doom creates a bunch of devices to suck all the gamma radiation out of hulk.
he then waits for the Fantastic Four to take on The Hulk, while he sneakily drains him. Hulk throws the hammer so fast that it breaches lightspeed and travels four years back in time, where it smacks Wolverine in the face (leading to his death).

thus Hulk is turned into Banner and Mjolnir is removed from him 😄

I'm glad you're not writing WWH.

Only two hopes left.

BB and Sentry.

To bad BB is too pissed off at the American government for stealing his mood gems , thus the planets only hope lies in the hands of a skitso superman.

Unfortunately Hulk DOESN'T get all nampy pamby in Sentries Aura and rams Mjolnir where the son doesn't shine , before making a throne out of the Things corpse.

Behold , King Hulk the first !

Be in awe at his control over the colonies, wonder at his might super-harem , and be frightened at the fact that the guy can personally tear apart your army like it's tissue paper.

Hows THAT for a monarch !

I forgot Doom, good point.

Edit: HAIL KING HULK THE FIRST! 😄

lol america jacked bb?

Hulk wins.

Thor would beat Sentry, IMO, and now it's a Hulk/Thor amalgam, so other than plot devices and Strange, I think think he beats down Earth.

Originally posted by MightyEInherjar
Hulk wins.

Thor would beat Sentry, IMO, and now it's a Hulk/Thor amalgam, so other than plot devices and Strange, I think think he beats down Earth.

Strane won't be involved.

I was thinking Shield might be able to slow him down with raw numbers.

Originally posted by Board Walker
lol america jacked bb?

Yeah , the whole 'Son of M' and 'Silent War' thing. Quicksilver stole a bunch of terragin crystals which the government later 'aprehended'.

Personally I think their 'tards.

(In my own words)

"Yes go on , pick a fight with the guy who can destory your entire organaization simply by saying hello."

SENTRY IS AN OVERRHYPED PIECE OF TRASH.

Originally posted by grey fox
"Yes go on , pick a fight with the guy who can destory your entire organaization simply by saying hello."

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by xmeat
SENTRY IS AN OVERRHYPED PIECE OF TRASH.

Nah , I actually like the whole 'Crazy Superman' angle. His second mini is teh shiznits.

Also unlike the other supes rip off he doesn't have a radioactive weakness. His is psychology.

Originally posted by grey fox
Yeah , the whole 'Son of M' and 'Silent War' thing. Quicksilver stole a bunch of terragin crystals which the government later 'aprehended'.

Personally I think their 'tards.

(In my own words)

"Yes go on , pick a fight with the guy who can destory your entire organaization simply by saying hello."

I think Reed & Doom could combine with Magneto to find a way to destroy The Hulk. that kinda brilliance would always overcome.

'realistically' though, The Hulk with Mjolnir and a decent brain would smash anybody on the planet. noone coming at him with a frontal attack would survive. only horrible plot devices such as magic or reality warping could defeat him straight up. else, it's gotta be a schemer's battle... build the technology to drain The Hulk (basically do what The Silver Surfer can do normally) and then a battle strategy (possibly involving a sacrifice - Thing 😄) for removing Mjolnir from the picture.

Originally posted by Big Sexy
What issue was it where QS stuck the crystals in his chest.

No idea, probably the final.

I'm thinking Reed will be out of the pictures, as the Illuminati are on the top of his sh!t list...

Originally posted by janus77
I think Reed & Doom could combine with Magneto to find a way to destroy The Hulk. that kinda brilliance would always overcome.

Reed is likely to die within minutes of the war starting (Hulk is more pissed at him than anybody and the war starts in the BaxterBuilding)

Doom is an interesting variable. I hadn't considered him.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Reed is likely to die within minutes of the war starting (Hulk is more pissed at him than anybody and the war starts in the BaxterBuilding)

Doom is an interesting variable. I hadn't considered him.

Doom can't do jack, the best I can see is BFR through his time-machine.