SC's WorldWarHulk

Started by janus773 pages

yeah but Thing is going to be distracting Hulk, initially.
should provide ample time for Reed to slink away...

anyway, Doom and Magneto and possibly whatever remains of the rest could come up with the tech to neutralise The Hulk.
just melt down some iron and glue mixture, then 'spray' it onto The Hulk and let it cool and adhere to his body. then Magneto just sends him to the moon (while wearing a fetching pair of mufflers specially designed by Doom to overcome Hulk's thunderclap).

Originally posted by grey fox
Doom can't do jack, the best I can see is BFR through his time-machine.

Hulk can only get around the world so fast.

The smart people are going to flee once they see whats happening. After an hour or two there will be a well prepared highly motivated army after Hulk.

Wakanda, SHIELD, Latveria, whatever parts of the US military that haven't exploded. Once these groups see how bad things have gotten they're not gonna just work seperately.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Hulk can only get around the world so fast.

The smart people are going to flee once they see whats happening. After an hour or two there will be a well prepared highly motivated army after Hulk.

Wakanda, SHIELD, Latveria, whatever parts of the US military that haven't exploded. Once these groups see how bad things have gotten they're not gonna just work seperately.


And do what ?

Handclaps , Weather storms, Typhoons.

Dont f*ck with a man who, not only lift a mountain , but blow the whole damn planet up with his rock-on-a-stick.

Re: SC's WorldWarHulk

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Odin sees this and gives Hulk complete knowledge of how to use the hammer (lets assume he's really drunk too).

Odin sobers up and goes "Wtf!?" He then figures the only way to resolve this is piss Hulk off, so his rampaging tendencies rise to the fore.

Hulk doesn't like this and starts spinning Mjolner to deliver a mighty blow. But, because he is pissed and not thinking all that clear, he spins it in the wrong direction and wumps! himself upside of his head. This is a magical blow, removing all knowledge of how to use the hammer, plus it has a peripheral effect of neutralizing all the gamma radiation in his body.

Hulk reverts to Banner, stuck under the hammer. Since no one else on Earth is worthy, no one can get it off him, and eventually Bruce Banner dies a horrible, lingering death...

...unless, of course, the Surfer arrives, transmutes the rock under Banner into water, freeing him.

cheerer galan_silversurfer cheerer

Sentry, Beta Ray Bill, Mar-Vell recks him.

Re: SC's WorldWarHulk

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
So GreenScar is on his way back to Earth and he runs into Thor who is also on his way back.

They get really drunk and Thor bets Mjolnir on an arm-wrestling contest. Hulk beats him and picks up Mjolnir (he is now worthy b/c he beat Thor and because of all the good stuff he did in PlantHulk).

Odin sees this and gives Hulk complete knowledge of how to use the hammer (lets assume he's really drunk too).

Hulk makes it to Earth without anybody noticing.

(Also Strange is tottaly pissed about CivilWar and decides not to interfere. He'll also be holding back the ridiculously powerful magic users but not interfering in any other way)

So now that Hulk is armed with Mjolnir and full knowledge of its powers, a good level of intelligence like we've seen in PlanetHulk and doesn't have Strange to stand in his way how long will his rampage last or is MarvelEarth completely screwed?

THE WAR STARTS IN THE BAXTER BUILDING

Hulk smacked Watcher. Celestials come. Nuff said

but isn't Hulk still liable to having the gamma drained from him?

Originally posted by janus77
but isn't Hulk still liable to having the gamma drained from him?

Mjolnir is can provide some magical protection I'm sure or absorb the gamma back from who ever stole it.

well then, clearly the first order of business is to separate Hulk and Mjolnir. I would get Thing to piss Hulk off, then run away, so Hulk throws Mjolnir at him (fairly distant) or maybe get a flying target, more likely for the Hulk to chuck the hammer at.
the instant he does that, Doom hits him with the gamma sucking device. by the time Mjolnir returns, it's just Banner standing there... Mjolnir smites him 😐

hmm, Mjolnir would give Hulk flight and superspeed... also mystical powers... written properly, I can see The Hulk being basically invincible. though I think Mjolnir is fundamentally weak as a device because it can be removed from the bearer.

Hell, he could probably absorb MORE radiation, right into him, from as many sources as he could find.

I don't really think many guys under Sentry/BRB level are going to survive more than a hit or two from Mjolnir wielded by Hulk. Even if his radiation is drained, then he's still basically Thor.

I'm thinking Mjolnir could possible absorb BB's scream as well, so that's less to worry about.

yeah, no once you start thinking about how it would amp Hulk's already pretty stupendous power and durability, how it might compensate for the few weaknesses he has (the gamma sucking, Banner being a regular humanbeing, the low IQ (though that's not the case in this thread) etc) and how the addition of flight and superspeed basically makes him every bit Superman's equal and then some (naturally, he'd get way stronger and more durable than Superman) ... hmm.

if Mjolnir made it impossible for any tech to take away The Hulk's powers, then its additional powers would make him unbeatable by anyone bar reality warpers... don't think Doom could do much other than flee the planet and wait for boredom to set in for Hulk.

Couldn't Sentry just unleash the Void and allow him to break every bone in Hulk's body again, or is he not at liberty to do that? Anyway since Sentry is as powerful if not moreso than Void he takes the Hulk. Blackbolt would just let out a shrike and Hulk is liquified and is unable to regenrate. Vulcan could shut Hulk's brain down or labotomize him. Carol in her Binary could take him. Thor (if he still has Mjolinor) can use it to better effect than Hulk or BRB could simply pound Hulk with planet destroying blows. But hey this is my opinion but I think it's fairly accurate.

Originally posted by Longinus
Couldn't Sentry just unleash the Void and allow him to break every bone in Hulk's body again, or is he not at liberty to do that? Anyway since Sentry is as powerful if not moreso than Void he takes the Hulk. Blackbolt would just let out a shrike and Hulk is liquified and is unable to regenrate. Vulcan could shut Hulk's brain down or labotomize him. Carol in her Binary could take him. Thor (if he still has Mjolinor) can use it to better effect than Hulk or BRB could simply pound Hulk with planet destroying blows. But hey this is my opinion but I think it's fairly accurate.

Yeah, that could happen to regular Hulk if he tried to do this, but this is like a Hulk/Thor hybrid. I think it's easier to gauge if you take Thor as a base, and add gamma radiation to him...something like that.

Originally posted by Longinus
Couldn't Sentry just unleash the Void and allow him to break every bone in Hulk's body again, or is he not at liberty to do that?Anyway since Sentry is as powerful if not moreso than Void he takes the Hulk.

srug

Originally posted by Longinus
Blackbolt would just let out a shrike and Hulk is liquified and is unable to regenrate.

Mjolnir can be used defensively. I think Hulk could block enough of the attack to be able to regen.

Originally posted by Longinus
Vulcan could shut Hulk's brain down or labotomize him.

Possibly

Originally posted by Longinus
Carol in her Binary could take him.

Don't know her

Originally posted by Longinus
Thor (if he still has Mjolinor) can use it to better effect than Hulk

In this scenario he doesn't have Mjolnir and is very very drunk at the moment.

Originally posted by Longinus
BRB could simply pound Hulk with planet destroying blows. But hey this is my opinion but I think it's fairly accurate.

This Hulk isn't some mindless warrior. He also has Mjolnir to help him and is just about as pissed as he's ever been.

Still all the heroes I named have the speed and intelligence advantage, they'll take Hulk. Anyway I lol'ed when I read in your post that Thor was off somewhere drunk. I liked that. Anyway without Thor, there are still people who can keep the Hulk in check.

Keep in mind that Hulk cannot create the godblast with Mjolnir. Which is probably the only difference between Thulk (I just made that up 😆 ) and Thor in this scenario.

Three words: Mad Jim Jaspers.

Originally posted by Bentley
Three words: Mad Jim Jaspers.

We have no idea where he is. I also really doubt he would care.

Hulk + greatest plot device ever created/Mjolnir would be unstoppable times two. With the matchless strength he has, when he swings or throws Mjolnir, it's going to hit at least 2X3 times what Thor can generate. Plust Hulk's fist strikes are at least equal to Thor's strongest Mjolnir strike. So Hulk throws Mjolnir, wipes out a character. With his left and right fists, two more until all of them are broken into more pieces than Humpty Dumpty. And, after Mjolnir sees how Hulk has utilized it 10 times more powerfully than Thor, will never go back to the glass jawed Asgardian ever again. Hulk rules all. Case closed.

1. Whats stopping a character from completely dodging the hammer?
2. Hulks been beaten by guys with strength far less than his (prime example)
3. Incalculable strength is BS. If Hulk'sstrength was so unmeasurable he could lift far more than a damn mountain
4. Strength can only take you so far, what about people who can snap every bone in Hulk's body before he even thinks, or what about people who can simply shut down his mind before he can even act?
5. You arguments are driven by your fanboyism, if Hulk ruled all, he wouldn't have his ass handed to him on a regular basis by guys more versatile than him.
6. Read some comics and realise there are plenty of characters who can poop on Hulk in EVERY department INCLUDING STRENGTH.