once, when i was like 15, i was deer hunting. it was the last weekend of deer season, and i had never shot a deer. my dad was like "ok, we have some doe tags left. if you see a big doe, pop her ass." well......it was getting dark, and out pops the biggest fattest doe i have ever seen. i raise my rifle and take aim, squeeze the trigger, and she goes down. perfect lung shot. i was amazed i hit her, cuz it was like a three hundred yard shot, and she was trotting. well, i went down to see it, neared it, and was like "yeah, i got your ass, byatch." then she looked at me......with those big beautiful eyes. she was actually crying and whimpering. ok, i was holding it together then. until her fawn came out, oblivious to me, and started nudging her with their noses, they were like "hey, mom, lets go." man, i just collapsed and lost it. my dad and uncles and cousins rose up on their ATV's. my dad ran over, thinking i was hurt. seeing i was ok, he asked why i was crying. i was like "shecameoutandishotherandehrbabiescameoverandshewascryingWWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
i have'nt touched a deer rifle since.
Originally posted by Marko
😂 Yea when Lower 6th started college they tried to overtake the common room fromus. Didn't happen...Oh this is good, I told my mates mum that I got my arms muscly by wanking.
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When I was at football practice after school, a freshman got into my jeans and stole some money from me, my coach found out and told me that I could choose his punishment.
I made him do 200 Up-Downs. 31
Originally posted by Röland
😂When I was at football practice after school, a freshman got into my jeans and stole some money from me, my coach found out and told me that I could choose his punishment.
I made him do 200 Up-Downs. 31
oh Thats ace! 😂
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
once, when i was like 15, i was deer hunting. it was the last weekend of deer season, and i had never shot a deer. my dad was like "ok, we have some doe tags left. if you see a big doe, pop her ass." well......it was getting dark, and out pops the biggest fattest doe i have ever seen. i raise my rifle and take aim, squeeze the trigger, and she goes down. perfect lung shot. i was amazed i hit her, cuz it was like a three hundred yard shot, and she was trotting. well, i went down to see it, neared it, and was like "yeah, i got your ass, byatch." then she looked at me......with those big beautiful eyes. she was actually crying and whimpering. ok, i was holding it together then. until her fawn came out, oblivious to me, and started nudging her with their noses, they were like "hey, mom, lets go." man, i just collapsed and lost it. my dad and uncles and cousins rose up on their ATV's. my dad ran over, thinking i was hurt. seeing i was ok, he asked why i was crying. i was like "shecameoutandishotherandehrbabiescameoverandshewascryingWWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
i have'nt touched a deer rifle since.
I don't like hunting! You orphaned Bambi! That was you in the movie wasn't it!
Originally posted by Marko
oh Thats ace! 😂I don't like hunting! You orphaned Bambi! That was you in the movie wasn't it!