oh emm gee squared

Started by Wild-Cherry8 pages

Originally posted by Scythe
Doritos look like triangles...
<3

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Duesenjaeger
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fuer schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer haette das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keinen Platz fuer Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt es nicht mehr
Und auch keine Duesenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh die Welt in Truemmern liegen
Hab' nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an Dich und lass' ihn fliegen

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
get out of my bed? haermm

Never, you like me in your bed all naked, you perv. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Of your record?haermm

Share?shocklaugh

You just wish you would get what I get. shocklaugh

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Share?shocklaugh

With you, always. shocklaugh

Originally posted by Barker
*Says something suggestive*

Can I stay?

31

Did you bring me a present? 13

Originally posted by Scythe
Doritos look like triangles...
And Chex like squares 😱

Originally posted by silver_tears
Did you bring me a present? 13

STD? 13

Originally posted by Barker
STD? 13

Crabs? Syphellis? 13

Originally posted by Barker
STD? 13
They call them STIs now 313

Originally posted by Barker
STD? 13

I don't want Michael anywhere near me thx. 13

Originally posted by Leo.M
Never, you like me in your bed all naked, you perv. haermm

Only if I've had way too much to drink haermm

Originally posted by Leo.M
You just wish you would get what I get. shocklaugh

Roland?shocklaugh

Originally posted by silver_tears
With you, always. shocklaugh

Me love you long time.shocklaugh

Originally posted by Röland
Crabs? Syphellis? 13

I don't know. I just bought the grab bag from the local Mist on the corner. 31
Originally posted by Strangelove
They call them STIs now 313

Stupendous, that's Ingenious! 131
Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't want Michael anywhere near me thx. 13

But I trained him to dance..

..naked. steeks

Originally posted by Barker

But I trained him to dance..

..naked. steeks

Like them Pokemonz? steeks

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Me love you long time.shocklaugh

High five? shocklaugh

Originally posted by Barker
I don't know. I just bought the grab bag from the local Mist on the corner. 31

Variety pack? haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't want Michael anywhere near me thx. 13

Is she refering to Mist or Barker?
I get confused. ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Roland?shocklaugh

Why is my name being mentioned!??! 😠

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Only if I've had way too much to drink haermm

Same here, you're underage and I would go to jail. haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Roland?shocklaugh

No John haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Like them Pokemonz? steeks

Don't be ridiculous. What do you take me for, A Pokephile? nahuh
Originally posted by Röland
Variety pack? haermm

Yeah, he said they might have mixed though, and advised me to wear a bio-chemical suit. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Don't be ridiculous. What do you take me for, A Pokephile? nahuh

Yes, yes I do, Thorinn has some pictures and all. shocklaugh

Originally posted by Barker
Don't be ridiculous. What do you take me for, A Pokephile? nahuh

Yeah, he said they might have mixed though, and advised me to wear a bio-chemical suit. haermm

Give it to Femme as a gift. haermm