This one cracked me up.
Spoiler:
A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" The lady responded, "They're making a sandwich." Then they pass two dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said "Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!"
Originally posted by silver_tears
I thought it was never work at a sperm bank. ermmShe should get fired uh huh. nahuh
Their benefits package is the shit.ermm
Or at least put on probation.nahuh
Originally posted by Röland
My fault. ermm
Its all your fault.ermm
Originally posted by Strangelove
The should be ashamed
Okay.
Originally posted by Röland
This one cracked me up.Spoiler:
A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" The lady responded, "They're making a sandwich." Then they pass two dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said "Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!"
We all enjoy mayonnaise on our sandwich every now and then.ermmhappy