Random Joke Alert
A man walked into a supermarket and asked an employee where the tampon isle was.
The lady pointed it out and the man started walking toward it.
A few minutes later the man returned with cotton swabs and string.
The employee said to the man, "I thought you needed tampons?"
The man simply said, "I sent my wife to get me some cigarettes yesterday and she came home with the tabacco and the paper. I had to roll my own. Today she sent me for tampons so she get's to roll her own."
Originally posted by Röland😆 That's a good'un
[b]Random Joke AlertA man walked into a supermarket and asked an employee where the tampon isle was.
The lady pointed it out and the man started walking toward it.
A few minutes later the man returned with cotton swabs and string.
The employee said to the man, "I thought you needed tampons?"
The man simply said, "I sent my wife to get me some cigarettes yesterday and she came home with the tabacco and the paper. I had to roll my own. Today she sent me for tampons so she get's to roll her own." [/B]
Originally posted by silver_tears
Gross. 13
This one is even grosser.
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."