WHat Star Wars Characters Would Never Say

Your chips came loose again?

Nothing is loose.

Originally posted by General G
Nothing is loose.

Nothing loose, just missing. ermmlaugh

(Anakin to Padme' in Clones)

"Lets set my lightsaber to the lowest non-lethal mode and see what we can do with it baby!"

*humming sound*

Ouch.

Burning sensation.

i don't know if i did this one already. maybe i did maybe it didn't haven't been in (SW) here in months.

What Gov. Tarkin really meant to say to P. Leia:

"Do you prefer a target, a military target?! Then name the fcuking system!!"

"I grow tired of asking so this will be the last time.. Where is the fcuking rebel base?"

I don't think you said that yet. I could see gim saying that.

Originally posted by General G
Burning sensation.

Sort of funny considering what happens to Anakin.

Originally posted by queeq
Ouch.

She will be okay after 10 days. It was well worth it she says. Not so much for the first set twins though...

10 days???? What doctor said that?

I know from experience.

Um, good to know.

Dr. Sweersa?

Creepy.

wow...

Yup.

Yuck.

Mace: Hey Anakin, can you fetch me my lightsaber.
Anakin: Which one is it master?
Mace: It's the one that says Bad Mother****er on it.

Didn't we have that one before?

That or something of the sort.