WHat Star Wars Characters Would Never Say

What type of things would Star Wars characters never say. Things that would be funny.

"those pirate movies are better than ours"

well-written lines

I'm Rick James b!tch!

HAN : Hey Leia how about letting Chewie **** you up the ******* whilst i stick my **** in your **** tonight you dirty ****ing *****
and if that aint enough action for you how about getting that fish faced mother****er Admiral Ackbar over to lick out your **** whilst i **** my big **** over Chewies ****

Han Solo to Vader on Cloud City: "You had me at hello."

Luke to Vader after the revelation : If you think you are getting a fathers day card you can go **** yourself!

Leia: No, its not like that. He's my brother.
Han: Can we still do that 3 way?

Vader: My Schwartz is bigger than yours.

Anakin in any situation. "I will do things for the greater good without protest"

Vader to the stormtroopers "Set phasers for stun"

Emperor: Beam me up, Ani.

Vader: could you repeat that?

the first time Han and Leia did the nasty -

Leia : Im all yours...ill do anything you want...anything
Han: Can you do that leg hug thing that the Ewok did on Endor ...that was NICE!

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"This party's over"

Palpatine: "Fire at will, Commander!"

"It's impossible sir! I can'ne reach the controls."

Originally posted by Alliance
"This party's over"

If only....

Luke et al while winding down the night, sitting around a campfire after the battle of endor...

"I wonder if anybody a long time from now...in a galaxy far, far away...will hear about how we saved the universe? Hmmm..."

Luke, eyes closed, concentrating...

"Yes! I can see it! Our story will be told! I see...a marquee.......The Phantom Menace............What the #*%@ is that all about???!!!"

Ok, a different one.

"We, the proud residents of Dantooine, name this street in honour of our beloved guest Princess Leia, who along with her rebel friends destroyed the Death Star, defeated the Empire, and..."

Speaker is pulled aside by one his aides for a moment...then back to the mic...

"YOU F***ING B****!!!!"