What does God do on his spare time ?

Being immortal and all powerful and stuff, God must be bored as Hell just sitting up there in the sky watching us in all our petty squabbles...

Watching us fight, laugh, cry, dream, etc. For thousands and thousands of years....

yawn

Christians and Muslims argue that we should not test God's patience...meaning his patience is quite limitted....

Well..if that is the case....what the hell does he do all day ?

Does he just float there and watch us like a voyeur ?

Must be a boring life.....

Masturbate, duh.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Masturbate, duh.

But that's what I do..... God's a copy cat

Judging by the weird crap people do and say all around the world, on the daily basis, I think theres plenty to be amused about.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Judging by the weird crap people do and say all around the world, on the daily basis, I think theres plenty to be amused about.

Yes, but if I had omnipotence, I wouldn't waste time watching Earth

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Yes, but if I had omnipotence, I wouldn't waste time watching Earth

You are having this logic problem because you are taking mythology literally.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You are having this logic problem because you are taking mythology literally.

What logic problem ?

This is one impossible to answer question.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
What logic problem ?

What does God do on his spare time ?

God does not have spare time!

Originally posted by King Nothing
God does not have spare time!

Is God always busy ? On the 7th day God rested....is that cuz he gets tired ?

Screw with people
Play around with alternate time lines
Impregnate virgins
Wonder why people are taking everything so seriously
Cut himself
Make rocks that he can't lift

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
But that's what I do..... God's a copy cat

Nah... We're supposedly made in his image, so that would explain chronic masturbation.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Yes, but if I had omnipotence, I wouldn't waste time watching Earth

Originally posted by Nellinator
Ya, but God loves us. Isn't that sweet?

That kinda is sweet...he must love us a lot to just sit there and watch us all eternity

Does he not love the other planets though ?

What about the aliens ? Do you think there are other planets with Christian aliens ?

It's possible.

He can watch us all I'm sure.

Originally posted by Nellinator
It's possible.

He can watch us all I'm sure.

Do u thnk Jesus died on every single planet ? 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

If other races exist. Yes.

Originally posted by Nellinator
If other races exist. Yes.

That's a lot of crucifixions 😐

Possibly.