What does God do on his spare time ?

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Isn't it obvious? He creates things like the duck-billed platypus and the echidnea.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
It's still beleived today

Originally posted by lord xyz
Or the hunch back.

... Siamese twins...

Originally posted by FeceMan
I am doubtful of this.

According to Time Magazine, half of the United States:

1) Beleive the Universe is 6000 years old
2) Beleive human beings lived at the time of the dinosaurs
3) Beleive Earth is really the center of the universe
4) Are anticipating the End of the World

That's fkn scary bro

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Originally posted by Lord Urizen
According to Time Magazine, half of the United States:

1) Beleive the Universe is 6000 years old
2) Beleive human beings lived at the time of the dinosaurs
3) Beleive Earth is really the center of the universe
4) Are anticipating the End of the World

That's fkn scary bro

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

May I venture a guess as to what *coughs*evangelical*coughs* religion this half of the United States is? At least for number four?

You're suggesting that half the US is evengelical?

❌

*was only serious about the non-number part*

Kicks Bill Clinton's libido into high gear.
Occasionally flicks away NASA's Martian probes.
Does the fem voice-over for Head-On.
Flirts with Ann Coulter in her dreams.
Sets some people's eyes too far apart (eg, Oprah).
Drives slow as a lil' old man in the left lane.
Becomes Simon Cowell on 'American Idol'.
Takes the mates to socks out of dryers.
Draws geometric shapes on other planets.
Creates sock accounts on KMC.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
According to Time Magazine, half of the United States:

1) Beleive the Universe is 6000 years old
2) Beleive human beings lived at the time of the dinosaurs
3) Beleive Earth is really the center of the universe
4) Are anticipating the End of the World

That's fkn scary bro

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
According to Time Magazine, half of the United States:

1) Beleive the Universe is 6000 years old
2) Beleive human beings lived at the time of the dinosaurs
3) Beleive Earth is really the center of the universe
4) Are anticipating the End of the World

That's fkn scary bro

Whatever....

Mods, please close this thread....I feel it is antagonistic....

Helping people, And party then he gets drunk a he make misttakes like George W Bush.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Whatever....

Mods, please [b]close this thread....I feel it is antagonistic.... [/B]

Like all threads you ever made.

i think God either makes new creatures in his spare time, fuvks with humanity or acts out an intersteller war with aliens invading Earth in one of his parallel universes.

He probably just tries to find the image in those computer gnerated pictures where the image is distorted and forces you to unfocus your eyes to see it. thats what i think, but i never met the guy. I'm sure he's hockey fan though

It think God shoots hoops, very much like Bugs Bunny in Space Jam. Ever wonder what that magic juice they drank was? Some say it was water. I prefer see it as a distillation of concetrated God urine mixed with Yazoo milkshake.

So that's what God does all day, he helps cartoons to win Basketball matches, and he's a part-time sales rep for Yazoo.

Originally posted by Bonie
Helping people, And party then he gets drunk a he make misttakes like George W Bush.

God's magic juice 😆

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Being immortal and all powerful and stuff, God must be bored as Hell just sitting up there in the sky watching us in all our petty squabbles...

Watching us fight, laugh, cry, dream, etc. For thousands and thousands of years....

Well..if that is the case....what the hell does he do all day ?

Does he just float there and watch us like a voyeur ?

Must be a boring life.....

...makes galaxies, bears stars and planets, performs some miracles here n' there.

Well... according to the mocie DOGMA God plays skee-ball in his spare time... 😬